MySpace a place for friends

climbing, live music, movies, ultimate frisbee, literature, drinking beer, interesting/crass/controversial conversations, cooking, eating, pocket ninjas, and.... In depth discussions on theoretical sociology.

Everything.

NOTE: When anybody says "everything" it usually means "any banal crap that can be found on the radio". Alternately, it might mean "everything but country" I fall into the second group.

Dave Matthews, Blind Melon, Jimi Hendrix, Busdriver, The Frames, Tom Waits, Carl Orff, Chimaira, Bach, Brother Iz, The Living Daylights, Zero 7, Talvin Singh, Thievery Corporation, Corrosion of Conformity, Faithless, Incubus, Shuggie Otis, etc...

The Big Lebowski, Donnie Darko, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Apocalypse Now, Requiem For A Dream, Bang Bang Kiss Kiss, The New Batman, Silence of The Lambs, Braveheart... The list goes on.

Note to self Going commando goes awry

Random THoughts Pt. X - Halloween Observations

Random Thoughts Pt. IX

Quality

Dancing Midgets Hells yes!

Relatives

Insults Some of my favorites

The Moon A pretty picture

Spam Pt. II More fun with unsolicited e-mail

100 Reasons Quit making excuses

Citizen Cope Review Every Waking Moment

Reviews I Cafe Del Mar and Elbow

Vince Stinks, Doesn't it boy?

Block Printing Artistic Endeavor

Random Thoughts Pt. VII - The Consumer Edition l

Sweat Pondering the Sweat Messiah

An open letter to my bowels

Homework I I pick a fight. Zack tells me I'm gay.

Random Thoughts Pt. VII

High School Ten Years later High School Reunion

Random Thoughts Pt. VI

The Quest I am SUCH a dork

Wonderland Short Climbing Story

Bulwer-Lytton BaaaadWriting (not mine)

Seattle to Portland One bike, one ass, 206 miles

100 Things That I hate

Nightmares Two Childhood Nightmares

White Trash Caviar Hot Runts.

Spam Fun with unsolicited e-mail

Playing the Silly Blog Game Six Silly Stories

Fiction I - Rewrite A revised attempt at writing

Fiction I An attempt at writing

An Open Letter to the Jackass I Just Met Yes, you are a tool, and I want you to know.

Random Thoughts Pt. V Gollum, Satan, and Happy Solar Dood

14, 15, 17, 21, 27, 27, 27, 28 Life Events

Two Different Men

5 of 6 Reasons I'm Going to Hell I'm a villain

Memorial Day

Digestive Hijinks Fart and go seek

Falling Surviving the stairs

More Self-Indulgent Tripe What makes me happy

Hands

12 Hours in Orbit Sarah kicks ass and takes names

Random Thoughts Pt. IV - The Informative Edition

Ground Fall falling like a ninja

Random Thoughts Pt. III More of my head

The John Problem I wrestle with some family issues

4 of 6 Reasons I'm Going to Hell Part four of a series as I look back on misdeeds. "I Farted On The Pretty People"

How are you doing? My rant about the Vacuous Niceties Act

Random Thoughts Pt II More ideas and musings from RobertSpace

3 of 6 Reasons I'm Going to Hell Part three of a series as I look back on misdeeds. "Operation Get Ken Fat"

WTF? I whine about people reusing my ideas

2 of 6 Reasons I'm Going to Hell Part two of a series as I look back on misdeeds. "Masturbation"

1 of 6 Reasons I'm Going to Hell Part one of a series as I look back on misdeeds. "Pissing In My Brother's Boot"

Tucson Update/Blog Tourney My life in the brown and how a retarded girl's sexual experience beat a giant poo

once poem or prose?

Part VI Sam (again) (Repost) Another daiting foible

Where We Came From (Repost) My first time climbing

The Small Lies That we (I) tell ourselves

Rowdy A testicle in a cup.

Survey III I create my own MySpace survey. These things are harder than you think.

Another Survey I fill out a MySpace sex survey

Business Trip How to deal with shitting yourself when you are having sex

My New Workout A picture of me 50lbs heavier and my new workout. ugh

Things My Dad Said A few bits of pithy wisdom from my father

Some Thoughts for The Weekend Fun in the mountains

My Bad Man bits in motion

Shillin for my friends Whoring out some friends music and photos

Bulletins - My rebuttal I have a go at a shitty MySpace bulletin/survey

Mark vs Franklin The epic battle between a man and a turd that won't flush

Adventures in Plano Bad beer and Fogo De Chao

Part V - Chloe A date, her story and the ensuing clean up effort

Locker Rooms The funny things men do in locker rooms

You Shouldn't A list of things that one should not do. My readers try to get me to wear women's undergarments.

Russian Phrases My friend Stas tries to get me in trouble with the local Russians

The Day He Left A serious piece about death

My Favorite Words A listing and description of some of my favorite words.

Podcast A plea for help on a project that will never be

My Beanie A hat a bald man does not make.

Dana, the object of my suffering Part one of a series on the most loathsome woman to ever have walked the face of the earth.

Passing The Eulogy I wrote for my father's funeral

Ron Jeremy? Strange goings-on at Cloud City Coffee

Another trainwreck - Dating Pt. IV This one lasted long enough to receive the "relationship" moniker.

Music you have (probably) never heard of and should buy Some great tunes you should hear

A funny thing happened in the restroom What to do when there is no TP and noone to help you

Zack and The Jaegermeister -or- How to hump an SUV and get away with it

Frankenturd The story of a huge poo

The Adventures of Gringote Roja Chapter I Part of my trip to Mexico

10 things I've learned about Hot food Thoughts on spicy dishes

Those Eyes A descriptive writing piece on a mysterious woman

Quotes of the day Funny things said in a meeting

Holla/Adios My attempt to lure out the lurking readers of my blog

The Man Last Week A story about an experience

Photoblog 2 Pretty Picture

Photoblog 1 pretty picture

Music, Ipods, Contro How an Ipod can change your life

The Power of Cynical Thought How to harness Butche for good

I will do better, I swear. An apology from me to you

Gods in Collusion The story that spurred on the "I will do better" post

Cloud City - Close The Door! Dumb people and me whoring out the best coffee shop ever

Let them have breasts An observation of MySpace strategies and a lament for not having breasts

Part III - Tina How to lose a drunken woman - drop her on her ass.

Google Sell Out Google cooperates with the Chinese government to oppres the masses

Odd Scene at Cloud City Strange goings-on at the best damned coffee shop ever.

Tailgating Why Zack and I shouldn't be allowed in public

Greg Goes Snorkeling The story of a man, his movement, and the fish that love him.

When shit hits the fan A looong story about a mountain rescue

Random Thoughts As the title suggests

My older sister The cruel things a sister will do to her little brothers.

A Rant - Dilbert Part I Big business gone awry

Part II - Sam Me, a woman, sausage

Butch Me, a woman, a foot in my groin

I Farted on the Pretty People My finest moment, probably the best blog on here.

Sunday Morning. I need to slow down Self-realization about my lifestyle (boring)

Wash 'em bitches! Bathroom etiquette for morons

Where we came from A funny story about my first time climbing

The Year of Magical Thinking Book review, introspection

Heros A moment of reality

Man, what have I read recently?

The Brief life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz, The Road and No Country for Old Men by Cormac McCarthy, Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami, some recent McSweeny's stuff, GOOD (the magazine), Abraham by Bruce Feiler, Dark Water by Koji Suzuki, The Ladies of Grace Adieu by Susanna Clarke, The Field by Lynne McTaggart, Absurdistan by Gary Shteyngart...

I could keep going, but I'm getting bored