Fenriz
Fenriz Self-appointed most METAL dog on myspace! ..m/

Male
31 years old
or vinland...either way.
Norway



Last Login: 4/16/2008
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    Fenriz's Interests
GeneralPeanut Butter sandwich cookies, Socks, Playing ball at the beach, Swimming, Wrestling with Frost, Growling, Barking at people on bicycles, Picking on Frost, Nudging my foodbowl around, Rawhide of all kinds, Marrow bones!!!, and...stuffed animals to rip open...and....running away!

I adopted a cute lil' viking fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

MusicMETAL!!!!!!!! anything I can bang fluffy my tail to!!!
TelevisionSometimes when me and frost are home by ourselves my owners leave the TV on so we don't bark at every little noise we hear.
BooksI' can't read
HeroesFenriz,

Fenriz, and Fenris.
...and my human who helps with the more technical aspects of having my own myspace page,
...as well as the three other humans with whom I live with.
My little brother, Frost.
My deceased Border Collie brother, Abbath. Rest in peace, may we meet in Valhalla! Beg to your hearts content and enjoy the table-scraps of the Gods!

Groups: Gone To The DogsNo Human Without A PetThe Canine Order of the Browed Ones.DogspaceBlack Metal and Death metalTaakeborder colliesdog meet dog

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     Fenriz's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:Hyannis
Zodiac Sign:Aries



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About me:
My name is Fenriz. Named after the norse wolf. Darkthrone's drummer was, of course, named after me. I'm a purebred Border Collie, Tricolor, with curly hair. At first glace most people think I'm fat, but I just have a lot of fluffy, curly fur. In case you didn't notice from my profile picture, I have eyebrows. Big beautiful eyebrows. I have a brother named Frost. He's a Borde Collie too. Enough about him, back to me.

In my spare time I enjoy making pizza when no one is looking. No one ever see's it, because as soon as they turn thier backs BAM! I make a pizza and eat it leaving no traces behind. That's because I'm good.

My favorite toys are anything shaped like a donut, such as squeaky rubber donuts or various sizes of rawhide donuts. I also enjoy pig ears and Tender T-bonz (those are my favorite)

Some would call me adventurous, brave, daring. That's because of this new thrill-seeking hobby I have developed. You see, since I am a dog, much of the delicious food my owners eat are off limits to me. What I do is patiently wait for them to drop thier guard and leave food unattended on the counter. When the coast is clear I quickly stand up on my hind legs and eat it before they return. Oh ho ho it really gets my adrenaline pumping. So far I have devoured: Half of a large pepperoni pizza, six hot dogs (at once), a dozen or so breakfast sausage(at once), some teriyaki steak tips, and some salad.

One more thing...I rule.

Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name??The Almighty Fenriz, Dog of all dogs and master of all
What's your mommy/owners name?I have four Humans.
What breed are you?100% Pure elite Border Collie.
How much did you cost??I am priceless.
What's your facorite toy?It varies. I like to play tug o' total-war and fiery destruction.
Tap water ot bottled water?Whatever the hell comes out of the faucet...and if im lucky i can sneak a few mouthfulls of sea-water at the beach.
Do you always walk or are you always carried?Considering my breed it would be rather humourous in my humans carried me everywhere, besides, once i reach my full grown size, it would take the strength of the gods to lift me.
How many pounds will you weigh full grown?The myths say I will become quite large, I may weigh thousands.
Do you wear clothes?On VERY rare occaisions.
Long or short hair?Long. Curly. I'm a metal dog, what do you expect?
Indoor or outdoor?Both. I enjoy the dirt and the couch...especially when i bring the dirt on the couch. But that is a practice that will summon the human's wrath.
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed?In my fuckin' bed. Which I broke with my massive strength.
What's your fave color?Eyebrown. The color of my eyebrows.
Do you chase cats or get along with them?Vlad is my ally and my warbrother. We shall fight along-side eachother on the battlefeild. Feline and Canine paw in paw shall bring down the reign of human terror.
How old are you? (in people years)almost 3.
Do you like to go swimming?Indeed. I was built for the sea, as the vikings were in thier knarrs!
Are you fixed?Well I'm certainly not broken. Though I do feel as though something is missing since that visit to the doctors.
What color are your eyes?brown.
What color is your hair?White, black, and eyebrown.
Do you get groomed?My fur grows freely and naturally, like my ancestors!
Are you potty trained?I shit in the wilderness, and support the growth of...grass...
How much do you bark?I have a lovely singing voice.
Have you ever bit anyone?Yes. When the humans wrestle me. I do not bite hard though.
Do you believe in interbreedal mating?I am pure and shall only create pure offspring...if i could that is.
Do you like the bath or hate it?To be cleansed i find quite relaxing.
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack?Depends on if I like you or not. If i think your threaten my humans than I shall bear my fangs.
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you?No.
Do you do any doggie sports??Sports, I have much more important things to do. Like enslaving the human race and figuring out how to turn the world in a dog's paradise
How cute are you from 1 to 10?My cuteness knows no bounds

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Oh, and just to let you know ahead of time, if you try to take any of my bones, and this includes rawhide doughnuts, those tasty pig ears, marrow bones, anyhting of that sort....I'll tear your face off. MINE!!! MINE!!!

Who I'd like to meet:
A psychiatrist. Other dogs, especially chicks, and dogs with eyebrows so they can join "the Canine Order of the Browed Ones!" and metalheads!

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Infernal Rites (Official)

Infernal Rites (Official)



Dec 4 2009 7:59 PM

I add the new Track "Keeper of the Seven Gates" here at My Space as Pre- Production EDIT. Be prepared for the new Album!! www.myspace.com/infernalrites
Molly

Molly



Dec 4 2009 4:27 PM

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Molly

Molly



Nov 25 2009 3:14 PM

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Molly

Molly



Nov 20 2009 2:37 PM

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Oct 26 2009 10:03 PM

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TRAGEDY BEGINS



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Molly

Molly



Aug 25 2009 4:35 PM

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FRANKENBOK

FRANKENBOK



Jul 8 2009 11:17 AM

Hey! Hows things? Check out this latest video of our last tour in New Zealand! We've also updated our page! Drop by sometime, say g'day & leave us a comment! Keep it metal! ..m/

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Claudio



Apr 16 2009 1:14 AM

happy birthday!!
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Havoc

Havoc D. Dog



Jan 25 2009 6:20 PM

How to guide for beginner ladies


Dogs aren't like men, even though all the erotic stories you read give them human characteristics. In the stories, you stimulate them by hand, or orally, get them erect, then achieve penetration. Then the stories have the dog perform intercourse for a while, eventually getting the knot inside somehow. Then, the stories say, the dog ejaculates, and withdraws. All are stories written by men who have no idea how the process actually occurs.

Actually, the dog does get interested and excited, but does not become "erect" until after penetration. The dog has a bone called the os penis, so technically it is hard all the time. Most of the time, it is concealed in the furry sheath that you see under his belly. It mostly pops out when he becomes interested and in the early stages of excitement. It is pink, smooth, and about the size of a man's forefinger. It will come out of the furry sheath about an inch, maybe two. At this stage of excitement, he will begin to attempt to mount.


He does this by approaching you from behind. You should be on your hands and knees at this point with your shoulders level with or slightly lower than your hips so that your pelvis is at the right angle. He will rear up and grasp your waist with his forelegs, and bring his penis into contact with your now exposed genitals. He will probe firmly with the tip of his penis, looking for your vagina. At this point, you should reach quickly between your legs, grasp his penis gently with your fingers, and bring him quickly to your vagina. If you allow him to probe without helping him, it can be uncomfortable for you. It is a bone, after all. When he feels the tip slip in, he will thrust it into you all the way in one push.


Once it's in all the way, it will immediately begin to grow in length and thickness, and the knot will begin to form. The entire penis reaches full size very quickly.
At the same time, he will begin to thrust in and ou
Dick the Dopehead Duck

Dick the Dopehead Duck



May 2 2008 2:24 AM


Hey Fenriz, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!

Dave

Dave



Apr 15 2008 10:16 PM

Francesca, getting a little better

Francesca, getting a little better



Apr 11 2008 5:43 PM


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Mar 17 2008 5:31 PM

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK's DAY

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Astovidatu

Astovidatu



Feb 19 2008 9:15 PM

Wow this place is giving away 1,500 tones for the next two days, snag one quick....

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Blooddrunker aka the Yummy Mummy

Blooddrunker aka the Yummy Mummy



Jan 8 2008 9:05 PM

Sorry but a friend of mine wrote something really bad about u in their myspace blog, u need to see it. here is the link...http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=6463587&blogID=13379999
Lara

Lara



Jan 1 2008 3:41 AM

Sorry but a friend of mine wrote something really bad about you in their myspace blog, you need to see it. here is the link...http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=6463587&blogID=13379999
Molly

Molly



Dec 31 2007 3:42 AM


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kaya

kaya



Dec 26 2007 4:14 AM

Have a good one!
Blooddrunker aka the Yummy Mummy

Blooddrunker aka the Yummy Mummy



Dec 23 2007 3:51 AM


Mega-Squirrel

Mega-Squirrel



Dec 17 2007 8:52 AM

May the northern frosts guide thee well almighty Fenriz!
Astovidatu

Astovidatu



Dec 13 2007 6:57 PM

look who posed for playboy can't believe we went to school with her

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfmfuseaction=user.viewprofile=1890000
Claudio

Claudio



Dec 4 2007 6:19 PM

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