Fergie HAVE A GREAT WEEK EVERYONE! I'M GONNA BE GONE FOR A FEW DAYS. I'LL BE BACK NEXT SATURDAY ON THE 14TH. MISS ME!!........ Posted at 5:23 AM Nov 8 view more
> > > > > > > > > > > Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch..> Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. > > In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase> a bull so that they can breed their own stock.> > Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide> to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'> > The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she> wants to buy it. > > The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. > > After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a> telegram to tell her the news. > She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to> my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.. > I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we> can haul it home.'> > The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds,> it will cost 99 cents a word. > > Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be> able to send her sister one word.> > After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her> the word 'comfortable.'> > The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want> her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul> that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word> 'comfortable?'> > The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big. > She'll read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul
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