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Howdy, loyal listeners.

We've been around the block. We've played for our share of emtpy clubs, and we've rocked our share of packed houses. Now, we just want to fucking rock.

In a club. In a bar. In your parent's bedroom while they are away on their second honeymoon. Fuck, we'll even come play in your pool (note: we can't actually play in your pool. That's like, impossible.). Truth is, we've been out of the game for too long, and we just wanna melt some faces.

So, if you have a party and you want us, we're down. If you're playing a show and you need another band, we're down. If you own a club, and your headliner just cancelled, we are fucking down like Charlie Brown motherfuckers.

So, send us a fucking message and lets get some shit cracking.

With love,

Your local band of pirates.