Teague
Teague Chrystie
Teague "Fig" Chrystie

Male
21 years old
North Hollywood, California
United States



Last Login: 7/10/2009
Mood: mischievous Mood Image
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    Teague's Interests
Music

I absolutely adore music. I love it, I sing it, I make it, I enjoy it. I take great pleasure in making mix tapes, and picking the perfect band for you that you don't know about yet.

"It's Godless and Beeps" is me and two synthesizers.

Mindless Self Indulgence, Nine Inch Nails, Pulp, Muse, VNV Nation, Dresden Dolls, Ludo, KMFDM, The Prodigy, Depeche Mode, Team Sleep, Lacuna Coil, Covenant, Gravity Kills, The Birthday Massacre, Switchblade Symphony, Freezepop, Eurythmics, Aphex Twin, D'espairs Ray, Marilyn Manson, Lords of Acid, Aqua, HORSE the band, IAMX, Reggie and the Full Effect, Venus Hum, Paul Oakenfold, Daft Punk, New Order, VAST, Dirty Vegas, Sneaker Pimps, The Toy Box, hellogoodbye, Badmarsh and Shri, Zero 7, 30 Seconds to Mars, She Wants Revenge, MC Chris, 1000 Homo DJ's.

Ben Folds. (A thousand times Ben Folds.) Ben Folds Five, Imogen Heap, They Might Be Giants, Guster, The Hush Sound, Scatman John, The Presidents of the United States of America, The Counting Crows, Panic! at the Disco, Tegan and Sara, The Postal Service, Michael Buble, Reel Big Fish, Catch 22, MXPX, Weezer, The White Stripes, William shatner, Sublime, Green Day, Tenacious D, Bobby McFerrin, Barenaked Ladies, Billy Joel, Gorrilaz, Harvey Danger, The Hold Steady, Linkin Park, The Pink Matching Shoelaces, The Killers, My Chemical Romance, Liam Lynch, Moxy Fruvous.

Queen, Styx, Boston, Forienger, The Eagles, Journey, REO Speedwagon, Steve Miller Band, Aerosmith, Kansas, Tom Petty.

The Beach Boys, Dion and the Belmonts, Chuck Berry, GLAD, Wilson Pickett, Odis Redding, Marvin Gaye, James Brown, Patti LaBelle, The Righteous Brothers, Perry Como, Buddy Holly, Bill Haley and the Comets, Forever Plaid, The Tokens, Moulin Rouge.

The Motherfucking TIME.

MoviesYou name it, I've seen it. I probably really like it.
TelevisionMystery Science Theater 3000. Firefly. Doogie Fucking Houser.
BooksSocial science, religion, philosophy, economics, debate. Mostly as they pertain to incentives. What have you. I'll generally have one or two novels going at any time, too. Right now Neal Stephenson and Chuck Palahniuk sleep with me.
HeroesMy sister.


     Teague's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Carmel, Indiana
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:College graduate

   Teague's Networking
Photography - Commercial - Photographer
I'm a talented photographer with experience in headshots, portraiture, commercial and design photography. Portfolio upon request.
Film - Special Effects - Technician
I'm also an accomplished FX artist with heavy background in compositing, set extension, as well as a 3D generalist. Demo reel available.
Music - Performance - Piano
I compose and perform on piano, and am available to produce short pieces and accompaniment for film projects at any time.



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   Teague's Blurbs
About me:

This black and white thing is new, check it out. I wrote the music.

I think a lot. I don't talk as much. I talk like I write. That second sentence is a fragment.

I make things. I write movies and blogs, I've shot a handful of my scripts, I'm a photographer, I compose and perform music on the piano and sing like an asshole. I've remixed a pop song or two. I have kind of a band, called "It's Godless and Beeps." I'm a tool for graphic design. I notice fonts. I created and co-hosted a little podcast called Geekza! for a year, which lead to alternative celebrity interviews and general movie tomfoolery abound. It also lead to a passion for broadcast that continues on in my new show, Down in Front.

I do visual effects for a living in a weird place called Hollywood.

My family and friends are the most important thing in the world. I talk to wrong numbers. I love meeting people. If you're in southern California, I'd really dig meeting you and getting a taco.

My AIM name is "i eat your emo," so while I can't endorse emo as an aesthetic choice, I do endorse emos as a healthy foodstuff, comparable to Ruffles. I like talking to strangers. Say hi sometime.

Also, if you're ever in the valley and in the mood for a creepy, perhaps offensive piece of art, check out Bill's store.

Who I'd like to meet:

   Teague's Friend Space (Top 8)
Teague has 147 friends.
 I am become Spock 


 It’s Godless and Beeps 


 Taryntino 


 Nina 


 Holdie 


 Brian 


 *bitches aint shit* C.B.1 


 They Might Be Chad 





Teague's Friends Comments
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Taryntino





Jul 2 2009 7:33 PM

You probably already knew this, but i didn't.
Tim Burton is directing a new Alice in Wonderland to come out next year
I am stoked
Dr Duran Duran





Jul 1 2009 3:33 PM

I was going to leave this in your bulletin comments, but this eight year old laptop I'm on doesn't recognize an awful lot of MySpace "features" - like that one.

Anyway.

Whoa, Fig, this is one of the best survey responses I've read...not that I read all that many, but still. As for establishing a seduction ratio, that's pretty cool. The method of calculation seems pretty accurate. A seduction score of 0.8 is a good thing in my book, and fuck anybody else's book. Methinks my ratio's somewhere between 0.7 - 0.8, so obviously I'm going by my book.

Science. Science rocks. Public portrayal of science is lame. Always has been and, given our uneducated masses, probably always will be.

/procrastination
Nina





Jun 29 2009 5:12 PM

Hey boy, I love you.
Jake Lloyd





Jun 27 2009 7:32 AM

I kinda like the color of this one though. I played with quite a few but I didnt muck with this one very much. its got a special something about it.
Taryntino





Jun 24 2009 2:01 AM



Irony :)
maria cristina!





May 27 2009 5:52 AM

ahaha, oh my god i wish i could still pull that up and read it. I'm all about it, let's do it! I'm just glad i'm not THAT far away :)
Taryntino





May 27 2009 2:27 AM

Lawlz
I heard you got yourself a bad ass piano.
maria cristina!





May 26 2009 10:24 PM

Hey, I made it to California! So... hang out with me!

:)
I live like a hermit in my own head..





Apr 16 2009 6:26 AM

Well hello.
:)
Nina





Feb 23 2009 9:08 PM

We never talk.

I miss you, and some interesting shit is happening. Not good, but interesting. Like shit you would see on MTV.

I need you to help me kill myself.
<3
Nina





Feb 3 2009 3:57 AM

liz





Jan 21 2009 6:14 AM

hello figglestein. hope you are having fun in the land of plastic boobs. i was looking through some of my old pictures and then i saw the one of you and me from my senior prom and i was like, ah, fig, i shall see how he's doing because i miss him! so, yeah...that's how i ended up here...with nothing else to say but me, well, rambling, about this... so0o, i guess i should just say hi! and then goodbye...and then call me! and maybe hopefully i will answer this time. <3 luv.
Taryntino





Jan 19 2009 6:13 PM

I truly like all of them.
Your mad world cover will probably be most recognizable.
I get pink-floyd-meets-N64-lego-racers hit when i hear In horrifying technicolor.
And your This will be hardcore sounds pink floydy too, i like it.
Taryntino





Jan 18 2009 9:38 PM

I really like all the songs.
Do you want to know what song would get you famous?
josh





Jan 18 2009 3:47 AM

I was a payessed out in a drunkin' stuper at that point:(!
Taryntino





Jan 14 2009 1:40 AM

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=s_Gyh1r-ut0&fmt=18
broccoli





Jan 5 2009 7:26 PM

it was awesome seeing you the other day.
i'm glad that randomely happened.
Nina





Dec 27 2008 7:25 AM



You look just like Brad Pitt in that new Benjamin Button movie.
Have you seen it?
Something Like a Phenomena





Dec 26 2008 1:45 AM

So, the other day a guy came in to my store. He was from Cali.

I almost booked it out the door and ran on foot to your house.

but then I remembered that you're up here somewhere.



Drippy tattoos soon??
gen!ta





Dec 17 2008 4:58 PM

oh. sweet.
so like normal then?
gen!ta





Dec 17 2008 4:39 AM

Hey, so I might be seeing you after Christmas?
CineMagic Post Production & VFX





Nov 28 2008 12:51 AM

Happy Thanksgiving Mr.
Fig
Kintoun





Nov 27 2008 6:52 PM

Damn. I am really bad at embedding stuff on Mypace.
Happy Thanksgiving anyway!
Kintoun





Nov 27 2008 6:51 PM

http://icanhascheezburger. files. wordpress. com/2007/11/funny-pictures-thanksgiving-hand-turkey-cat. jpg
CineMagic Post Production & VFX





Nov 17 2008 1:06 PM

Good advice. Thanks a ton man, much appreciated.
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