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Hi, I'm Lance Martini (aka Vince Mancini), and I'm the FilmDrunk... I mean I'm FilmDrunk... I mean I'm a FilmDrunk... Okay, I confess we haven't got this name thing figured out just yet.Anyway, FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough - just the way your mother likes it.
Hollywood spends most of its time insulting your intelligence; we spend most of our time insulting theirs.
We enjoy senseless violence, pedophilia, mild rape, inappropriate touching and rampant fart lighting.
Find me on the web, set me as your homepage, and your worries are over.
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- Zodiac Sign: Pisces
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10 of 214MoreI missed you this week. I mean sure, i could still read your stuff but i couldn't add my own and that was a lot like jerking off to lesbian porn.
Well, at the very least I know tha t the next shooting rampage will be fueled by Brinnon & Marks. WTF!
Tony Jaa emerges from the jungle, Bernie Mac dies. Do the racist maths. Tom Cruise is involved... think people!
Thanks for the ADD. I really need to hit refresh every 20 seconds to see if I said something funny. Oh look, a shiny toothbrush. Scamper scamper scamper.
I'm just trying to say I miss your soft white skin pressed up against my...crap my wife's home...I'll get back to you...
So, anyway.. i got into an argument/fight with some asshole at a taxi cab rank.. but doing the altercation i got a boner! lucky me!
FYI. no one was impressed.
I'd like your knuckle babies on my 46DDs, or possibly on my Depends. Call me.
Hey Spike Lee, why not an all black remake of "Money Train"? making the Wesley/Woody 'brothers' subplot nonsensical! It'd still be awesome I bet.
Sexinator: Reboot.
OMG.
The parents will probably stand trial for this.. either that or the Sexman will throw a pile of twenties at them every couple of days for the rest of their lives..
all or nothing..
Ummm... I was just sent this.
I thought I'd pass the insanity on.