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Who I'd like to meet:
Hot, young girls who do not mind old, overweight and balding men just released from prison. An ability to tolerate legally insane ex-girlfriends also released from "treatment" is welcome. A pretty girl who is willing to overlook poverty and gripping addictions in her man to find true love. A cheerleader type with an MBA who wants to commit for life with a nice guy who has been accused (but never convicted) of beating his four former wives.(Two did deserve it) Lets hook up.