David
David Stauber
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30 years old
LIVONIA, New York
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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    David's Interests
GeneralSkiing, golfing, sailing.

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MySpace Countdown rock beats paper
MusicClassic Rock, Alternative, Country, Folk
MoviesFull Metal Jacket, Patton, Smokey and the Bandit, Forest Gump, and Van Wilder. Warren Miller ski movies.
TelevisionM*A*SH* and any sports. Reality TV.
BooksThis assumes I can read. Blue Highways, On the Road, and Grapes of Wrath.
HeroesRoger Stone
I have never been a big fan of Geraldine Ferraro. In fact, after the 1984 election her lawyers contacted me with a demand that I apologize for some particularly nasty things I had said about her on Television while working for Ronald Reagan's reelection when she was on the Democratic ticket for Vice President. Since the election was over, I was happy to retract my comments and apologize for them rather than bear the expense of litigation. During the 1984 campaign, Roy Cohn, the legendary New York fixer, passed me information that Ferraro's husband, John Zaccaro, was the landlord for warehouse space in Queens that was being rented for the production and distribution of pornographic movies. Cohn's information came courtesy of Fat Tony Salerno, the mob boss who knew a few things about what was going on in the underworld. The story became page one fodder for the New York Post, further sinking the Mondale/Ferraro ticket. Although I disagree with former Congresswoman Ferraro, I respect the fact that she has always honestly spoken her mind throughout her political career. It is this honesty that was on display in her recent remarks regarding Barack Obama. Geraldine Ferraro maybe politically incorrect, but she is deadly accurate when she says that Barack Obama would not be in this position if he were a white man. In fact, a white politician with a resume this thin would be ..... John Edwards, face down in the dirt after winning no votes against Hillary Clinton. Hillary's distancing herself from Ferraro is cowardly. Geraldine Ferraro is not a racist but a straight talking Italian American woman who has earned the right to tell it like it is. Barack Obama cannot be questioned on his record since he has none. Hillary cannot challenge Obama on his issue proposals because they are essentially identical to hers - garden variety McGovernism. When anyone questions Obama's qualifications or substance, they're accused of racism. Senator Obama uses his race as a shield. Gerry Ferraro has called it right.

     David's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Livonia
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:College graduate

   David's Schools
Suny College Geneseo
Geneseo, NY
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Business Admin
 

2002 to 2004
Monroe Community College
Rochester, NY
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Business Admin
 

2000 to 2002
Livonia Shs
Livonia, NY
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
 

1992 to 1996

   David's Companies
Stauber Agency
Livonia, New York US
Owner, Secretary, Janitor, etc.




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About me:
1.) It takes me an amazing amount of alcohol to dance. Even then I dance like I have two left feet.
2.) I spent four years in the United States Marine Corps, yet I have not a single bone of discipline in my body.
3.) I love giving my little niece a hard time (Ash), yet she is still my favorite. Oh by the way, I have 8 nephews and 1 niece. Ok Ash, you win by default!
4.)Love Letterman
5.)When the cop says "it can and will be used against you in a court of law", believe them! Asking a cop "Does Mommy and Daddy know you're playing Barney Fife tonight" isn't the best thing to do. However when this statement is read in court, you would be amazed by the laughter in the courtroom.
6.) I nearly crashed my car when I saw a bumper sticker that read, "Vote for Monica's ex-boyfriends wife"
7.) I've been to several countries in Europe and I think for the most part, it's overrated. Italy=Snobs, Turkey=Dirty, Greece=Angry. Spain and Malta, I'd go back any day of the week,.
8.) Regrets are just "learning things the hard way." Those that say they have none are full of shit!
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The mathematics on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. This is Heather.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer ' s call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything! This is Kristen.
Ashley Alexandra Dupre
Had Paul McCartney ' employed ' Kristen for 5 years, he would ' ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or ' to do ' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you ' re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Sometimes renting makes far more sense.
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Who I'd like to meet:
This person. I mean really, with all the possible tools at her disposal and she picks the dog. Holy shit, she must be one twisted person.

   


   


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Mar 18 2009 11:46 PM

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Mar 18 2009 11:42 PM

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Jan 20 2009 3:22 PM

hello mr. stauber i was in on Saturday to the DePOt to get a key made.. did not see you... how ya been?
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Dec 24 2008 4:23 PM

see you on Christmas right? The furball is gone so no more dosing yourself with meds.. thank god for that lily plant..
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Dec 18 2008 3:54 PM

have a good day budman!
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Dec 8 2008 3:26 PM

what up ... hows things? thanks for your help.. what a project.. drank more beer than we did windows.. he he .. but got a lot done still.
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Dec 4 2008 9:24 PM

Ontario Ny right over the BAy past webster.. there is a bar in the basement and a huge barn and a in ground pool if I have a party your azz is coming no need to lift anything but beers !
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Dec 4 2008 9:11 PM

well you have not had to move me.. Sheridan Moving is my premier .. they got my back so my friends don't have to hate me .. lol. ya ive lived in the city i grew up in a cornfield had to be a city mouse.. now im going to be a redneck. heeeeehaw.
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Dec 3 2008 4:43 PM

U CRACK ME UP !!!! MISS YA BUDMAN.. IM MOVING AGAIN.. BUT OUT OF CRACKHEAD VILLE !!!!! A BAR IN THE BASEMENT .. AND A POOL .. WHOLE HOUSE WITH MY GF .. SO EXCITED.. SINGLE AGAIN TO FUCK THE MEN !
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Dec 3 2008 3:52 PM

hey you .. sorry that all my friends got laid off .. fucking car people.. !!!! hope all is well.. luv ya ! hope you had a happy turkey day!
pandora[[♥]]





Nov 16 2008 2:37 AM

hi uncle bubby!!!!!
miss you.

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Zeke





Nov 2 2008 3:59 PM

Happy Birthday man!
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Oct 30 2008 1:25 PM

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY ..... !!!!!
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Oct 24 2008 7:36 PM

i know lots of people.. i might be able to round up some more people or my friends could help ya with some more.
car guys are all buds :>)))
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Oct 23 2008 2:44 PM

well u do love to ski... so at least you can enjoy something from the season. I have some names for you to talk to places at dealerships if you want them.
I know a lot of car guys:>)
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Oct 22 2008 2:08 PM

dropped in to say hello budman!
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Oct 10 2008 3:19 AM

What's new sugar face?
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Oct 8 2008 4:05 PM

Thank you for the add! : )
JS





Sep 28 2008 1:05 PM

David, so where do we stand now on our bet?????????
pandora[[♥]]





Sep 15 2008 3:59 PM

hahahah...that was too funny.
(:(:
thanks

♥asheleigh
Ernest John





Sep 15 2008 2:11 PM

David, whats going on man? I'll be home for a couple days around Thanksgiving...I'll get in touch with you.
The Dynamic Duo





Sep 13 2008 4:28 AM

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Aug 7 2008 2:11 PM

Thanks .. i started last night.. ran out of gas and was going 90 of course running late imagine that and coasted all the way to buffalo road .. he he ..
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