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I rarely use MySpace; add me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/lucaswitherspoon

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People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
- Soren Kierkegaard

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My name is Lucas Witherspoon. No, I'm not related to Reese. My days usually begin at 2 PM and end at 8 AM. I'm friendly, and can manage to find common ground with just about anyone. I'm highly optimistic. I have a weakness for 60s pop music, booze, and emaciated intellectuals (British accents are a plus!). I'm a vegetarian. I'm addicted to Suze Orman. My ultimate dream is to be able to visit the original Studio 54 in its prime. I'm a text messaging fiend. I'm codependent on my BlackBerry. I love politics. I'm really open-minded. Spending money is the greatest form of therapy ever. I hate the word "papi" - gross (except when Britney says it). I'd totally go hetero for Jessica Stam. I pretty much have no secrets because no conversation is off limits to me. I love skanky television shows like Cheaters and Maury. I hate eating, small children, and wearing clothes. Cuddling makes me feel claustrophobic. Monogamy is too feudalistic for my taste. I hate explaining myself more than once.

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I accept all friend requests.

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