| Influences | Sandwiches, snacks, laziness, Forever 21, cereal, Aqua Net, sparkles, glitter, shiny stuff, guns, naked chicks holding guns, naked chicks with fake moustaches holding guns, eye patches, erotica, hot gay directors, stalking boys, boys liking us, yelling obscenities, running red lights, sailors, sweating, robbing banks, naked pillow fights, soft-core porn, hard-core porn, puppies, making out, stilettos, tube socks, switchblade knifes, pocket knives, steak knives, plastic knives, beer, body shots, asses, dope, contraception, milkshakes, sushi, bones, skulls, kung fu, tennis, wall ball, balls, power tools, cowboy hats, booze, whores, boobs, new panties, hair dye, wet t-shirt contests, monkeys, going commando, fish nets, fishing, fake eyelashes, J. Lo, scams, dice, stealing, petty crimes, smuggling, keystering dope, killing people, high fives, low fives, hang-loose, the shocker, gang signs, sunglasses, K-Y, vibrators, strap-ons, tampons, douches, training bras, dive bars, Joey bars, gay bars, masturbating, kitty cats, group sex, key swapping parties, swamps, Mr. Dirty Sanchez, The Good Reverend Hot Plate, Texas, Big hair, Jersey, Corn Dogs, Trailer Parks, Beer cozies, whipped cream, doing it with virgins, corruption, fistfights, champagne out of the bottle, trashing hotel rooms, fisting, lesbians, straight people, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, fast cars, I Saw U’s, road rage, elevator music, stealing cars, pregnancy tests, shot-gun weddings, cross-dressing, working out, yoga, stuffing our bras, turkey and stuffing, tater tots, Jack Daniels, Ass Well Gin, Moonshine, cowboy boots, cow bells, monster truck rallies, demolition derbies, massages, hand-jobs, blow jobs, mohawks, fauxhawks, modowns, pony tails, pigtails, flipflops, Clackamas Claw, BBQs, drumsticks, meat, guitars, wailing guitar solos, The Crue, thumb wrestling, ping-pong, meth, drive-bys, tattoos, street cred, tripping people, SARS, practical jokes, wedgies, wet willies, swirlies, hickies, noogies, heckling, spitting, bubble-gum, quarters, strip poker, stripping, dirty dancing, Patrick Swayze, Kevin Fucking Bacon, Bacon, pigs in a blanket, cheese, headgear, retainers, savings accounts, bling, bitches & hos, chopsticks, chapstick, math, sign language, ancient Egypt, the SATs, multiple choice, .. 2 pencils, sniffing Sharpies, eating paste, sniffing glue, huffing stuff, MAC makeup, mac computers, daddy macks, playas, playa hatas, vitamin water, emergen-c, Tylenol PM, vicodin cocktails, black tar heroin, opium, stolen opium pipes from my dad, freebasing, knifehits of coke and pixie sticks, Kool-aid, Band-Aids, cell phones, baby-daddy, text messaging, flirting. |
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