So yeah it all happened this one time; uh we weren't in a band, and then some things happened, we
argued a little. Then we argued a lot. Then we were a band. That's the short story. The long story is that a long
time ago in a galaxy far far away there was a band called tank24. It's demise was fairly painless, Rock
Danger fled the country to marry his betrothed and stink up the place. Van Donk III and the elusive Eskimo had bid
him fairwell; and they too went their separate ways. Later that year Van Donk III was asked to join another band
named P45, and success followed, only for it to be taken away at a most unfortunate time; namely during a tour
of the west coast of America. He returned home and nothing happened for a very long time. Then from out of
nowhere, Van Donk III had made a new friend whilst slaving at a local palace of depression. (a shop) This new
friend also slaved at the palace. His name was ZombiLord. ZombiLord too had been in a Hungarian hardcore band
called Kevés. The two slaves talked for a very long time and found that their interests were similar. Much drinking
and planning had ensued about many, many things. Much later great news had been delivered to Van Donk III.
Rock Danger was to return to the homeland. This had made the two slaves put their ideas into action. Soon Rock
Danger had arrived and introductions were made. A little later a horrible noise could be heard from many miles
away by the local and very unfriendly villagers. One of the villagers had told the three whilst in a lift that he had no
concept of radio. Many moons had passed when much to Rock Danger's amusement; his long time good friend
(read love me longtime) Ku Klux Kneivel was to roam back into the village. Ku Klux Kneivel had too returned to the
homeland after many years climbing the cocaine mountains of Lon Don. Ku Klux Kneivel enjoyed the jest, the
conversations and the smell. He cried loud like a lost baby at starplan with joy to join such a band of miscreants.
His nostrils flared with a mighty rage etc etc...A long time passed by, but then the villagers heard a much less
horrible noise than before. It was a sound unlike the shite they were used to. These four idiots made a band
called FINGLONGER. (And if you're still reading this crap you must be very, very bored).
yo are you dudes gettin' back together?? like is Szev back with yous again since hes left Gracys,or u got someone else now? yous got sum funky grooves tis cool like.
Just dropping by to let you know that the 3 tracks from our brand new "Colour Red" E.P are now up on our site - drop by & give them a blast! We'd also like to invite you to this special show to launch the EP...
PAY*OLA Million Dollar Reload Redlight Bandwagon Empire Music Hall, Belfast Thursday 11th December Doors 830pm, admission £4 (first 30 punters receive a free EP)
Make this your rock'n'roll night on the town this Xmas!!
Well Joe and Chris wont be back from Dublin and I'm saving my money for taxi's to and from the Rosetta for following night for our own gig with a million bands! Mind you the way it's going we might get kicked of the bill for insulting the gig organisers!!!
Hey aren't you sexy guys playing a very important show at the Rosetta on Friday the 22nd of August? I don't see it on your page. I'm definitely going, your singer's a big ride. If he wasn't already me I'd totally do him.
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