Fanciful adventures, D. film. music. theatre. stand up comedy. situation comedy. commedia d'elle arte. poetry. weaving. photography. performance art. elephants. D.
Music
everything that is not feep feeppetty feep dance music. or tv show created pop. particularly love billy bragg. in a not sexual, he's my hero type of a way.
Fi Fi la belle, how does it feel to be a mrs! How did everything go hon? I was sending you lots of good thoughts on the day - canny believe you've taken 'the big step'. Do you fancy a wee catch up soon hon? I met up with some of the Pecha Kucha speakers to brief them on what's happening and they all seem really lovely. Are you still cool with being the amazing compere on the 5th Dec hon? xxxxxxxx
NOOOO WAAAYYYYYY - i've not phoned Cilla to ask her to pop along with her fancy frock and hat! I can't believe you're getting married today - sending you mucho love sweetcheeks, i hope you have an amazing day. Lots and lots of love to the bridie xxxxxxxxxx
Hey Fi, how are you fixed for 5th November for another rendition of Pecha Kucha hon? I had to push the date back. But good news, it mur the arches! fingers, toes, hair, spaghetti crossed that you can do it. xxx
Amazing, it wouldn't be the same without your amazingness. I was thinking the Arches in Glasgow, just waiting on a nod. i'll make sure i don't book either of those dates hon. I'll send you an email with an update of the traumas of miss smith. Hope you're good sweets. need to meet up during the festival xx
Fi Fi la belle, are you still up for another round of Pecha Kucha compering? I have a wee wish list of who i'd like as speakers, if you can think of anyone gee me a shout petal. xxxx
That is totally BUM. I so wish you could come. But we'll probably have another party at end of summer AND i'll definitely be seeing you over fest for FUN.
I'm currently 'practising'! As a defense I'm just planning on wearing so much make up that i'd be unrecognisable if you saw me again. Seriously. Be prepared to say i look..."lovely!" (and hide the look of shock.)
I reckon I'm only gonna need one ticket from you but I'll get that confirmed if you need me to. I'll see you there at 5:00 hunny bunny XX
Are you gonna freestyle next Thurs?
It's either brilliant or BAD being first. You'll make it brilliant.
Thanks for that spare ticket...though now I have family fighting over it. If by any chance you muster a second freebie, and don't have any use for it...I'd lick your toes for it xx
The Big Word is on Thursday @ THE JAZZ BAR, CHAMBERS ST, ED. with a huge line up of Big Word founder JEM ROLLS, Arts Foundation Winner TIM TURNBULL, Dundee's infamous poetry duo TRIBAL TONGUES, Aisle 16 impesario LUKE WRIGHT and music from JED MILROY. Followed by free tunes till the wee small hoors. Definitely one of the best line ups this season! From 8pm - ace if you could make it! Jenny x
Dear fiona, my life is meaningless/empty now without any celebrity gossip and with no revealing photographs of celebrity fannys. I cannot cope with this cold turkey treatment and no news of Jodie Marsh and Lyndsy Lohan. please advise otherwise i might just end it all. From Anon, 24, Bonnyrigg
Dont you think that I make a scarey knight/warrior? If i WAS at the Culloden weekend of fun/horror I would just embarass the other knights and generally lower moral i think. Check out my menacing grimace GRRRR