Fiona Helmsley
"Ishmaelite"

Female
32 years old
Old Saybrook, Connecticut
United States



Last Login: 10/7/2008
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    Fiona Helmsley's Interests
GeneralTrue Crime. Thought processes and behavior patterns. Old English words on the verge of instinction. Notebook pages dirty with memories, at one time we thought this would all mean something. Scars as accessories. Because you're never fully dressed without a scar. Photobucket Pedotrophy. Raising my little chou d'amour, which I imagine is similar to domesticating a wild animal, only with more toys and nap time. Sesame Street. Swimming. Listening. Interrupting. Asking a million and one questions. Knowing all the details. Wikipedia. Inspiration without pretention. Dressing up. Mental murder. Because if I keep it all in my head, then I'm the better person. Wraiths. Passion. Mordant humor. Gossip. Shared madness. Folie a deux.
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Musickierstin seiser, shane macgowan, the pogues, the nips, the popes, the dubliners, the libertines, johnny thunders, lydia lunch, nirvana, johnny cash, jayne county, courtney love, thin lizzy, queen, sonic youth, the new york dolls, the feederz, amy winehouse, iggy pop, richard hell, suicide, television, lou reed, the velvet underground, bob dylan, bikini kill, le tigre, pj harvey.

Thin Lizzy-Whiskey in the jar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TehFZ38kt6o

MoviesMy Nightmare, by Richard Kern Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
midnight cowboy, welcome to the dollhouse, slums of beverley hills, the diane linkletter story, breaking the waves, pink flamingos, dog day afternoon, panic in needle park, looking for mr. goodbar, i shot andy warhol, the assorted works of craig flipy, andy warhol, russ meyer, gus van sant, john waters or richard kern. most nick zedd. Photobucket
Televisionthe real world, PROJECT RUNWAY, the surreal life, america's next top model, nip/tuck, survivor, vh1 list shows, court tv, father ted, tabloid wars, the view- even before rosie o'donnell (who was genius), meredith viera used to make me cry when I would feel homesick in Brooklyn. What can I say. When it comes to television, I embrace the cheese. All the shows I watch involve a minimal commitment.
Books"The tragedy of it is that nobody sees the look of desperation on my face. Thousands and thousands of us- and we're passing one another without a look of recognition."- Henry Miller. Books: Me Talk Pretty One Day, Indecent:How I Make it and Fake It as A Girl for Hire, Sex and Bacon, Walking Through Clear Water on A Pool Painted Black, How To Get Rid of Pimples, Permanent Midnight, I, Fatty, ( All Jerry Stahl) Tales of Times Square, When Sex Was Dirty, All Feral House, Confederacy Of Dunces, Soul on Ice, Edie, Music For Chameleons (all Capote),Shit Magnet (all Jim Goad), Drugs Are Nice, Close to the Knives, Dry, Helter Skelter, all Lawrence Schiller. Most woe filled, 'there and back' tales with a sprinkle of redemption thrown in for good measure. Not so big on fiction.
Heroesmy mom and my boy, amber alyssa todaro, emmett grogan and the diggers, anne boleyn, courtney love, truman capote, jean paul sartre, kathleen hanna, miranda july, lenny bruce, david wojnarowicz, abbie hoffman, margaret cho, lydia lunch, the black panthers, warhol superstars, jerry stahl, shane macgowan, john waters, cookie mueller, viva fidel, lisa suckdog, friends you can trust with your truth who won't use it later to hurt you. Photobucket
Groups: Just Creative Non-FictionMemoir CollectionsBono Is EvilProject Runway = BEST SHOW EVER!Coney Island High AlumniFascist Music.Renegade and Punk FilmmakersBad Art for Bad People

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     Fiona Helmsley's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:Old Saybrook, CT
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:writer



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About me:
I discovered in August of 2005 that I make beautiful children. And that what they say about labor is all true. But it is also completely worth it, which alot of people also say. .... ....
"People who live in society have learned to see themselves in mirrors as they appear to their friends. Is that why my flesh is naked? You might say - yes you might say, nature without humanity… Things are bad! Things are very bad: I have it, the filth, the Nausea.."- Jean Paul Sartre Buying Drugs
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Who I'd like to meet:
cookie mueller, julius and ethel rosenberg, henry and june, frank discussion, andy warhol, courtney love, jean-paul sartre.

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billy





Oct 6 2008 5:38 PM

your were i want to be
TIMELESS





Oct 1 2008 10:14 PM

"MY DEVIANT CULTURE HANDBOOK" STILL AVAILABLE HERE :

TIMELESS INFERNO



6 x 24 cm - Glossy paper - Quadri/Offset printed - soft cover - 145 pages.
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INCLUDING :

Interviews from :

Romain Slocombe, Dennis Cooper - bilingual English / French


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Words from :

Michael Williams (Eyehategod), Philip Best (Whitehouse/Consumer Electonics) - English language only.

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New, unseen or very rarely seen artworks from:

Romain Slocombe, Trevor Brown, Keit Ota, Tampopo, Motomichi, Seven Bastards, Daisuke Ichiba, Beatrice Cussol, Mijn Schatje, Elles Sont de Sortie, Kiki Picasso, Loulou Picasso, T5dur, Pyon, Stu Mead, Cameron Jamie, Blanquet, Gilles Berquet, Mirka Lugosi, Antoine Bernhart, Guy Lemaire, Julien Carreyn, Jonas, Jankowsky, Jonathan Canady, Fredox, Jean Pierre Le Boul'ch, Gea, Otto, Pakito Bolino, Tisbor (Splinter vs Stalin), Keith Brewer (Taint), Michael Williams (Eyehategod), Intrinsic Action, [b]Philip Best (Whitehouse/Consumer Electonics)[/b], Bruce Benderson, Peter Christopherson (Soisong/PTV/Coil/Throbbing Gristle), Jordi Valls (Vagina Dentata Organ), Gaspar Noe, Elzo, Angelo aka Joseph Farrel, Martin of Holland.

BOBBY CRASH™





Oct 2 2008 7:20 AM

yes...... i'm still here.....
penelope jane





Sep 28 2008 4:23 PM

Bless you.
Art is my passion, passion is my Art!!!





Sep 23 2008 5:19 PM

Yeah...its Fall!!! Hope you enjoy my new painting "IndianCornForest". Have a great week my friend!! ~Steve

See my portfolio at www. artwanted. com/farrartimages
billy





Sep 22 2008 1:55 PM

i'm a reatard
penelope jane





Sep 21 2008 3:58 PM

Haha, I would have shared.
penelope jane





Sep 21 2008 4:01 AM

What's shakin', sassy?
billy





Sep 18 2008 1:58 PM

stand fast, work hard...
penelope jane





Sep 16 2008 9:01 PM

You were right, of course. It's worse than I thought. Maybe I've been mistaking "settled" for "settling" all these years. Predictability and adoration are actually pretty nice.
billy





Sep 15 2008 2:01 PM

BOO!!!!!!!!!!!
penelope jane





Sep 15 2008 1:46 PM

Hilarious.
penelope jane





Sep 13 2008 12:03 PM

Thank you gorgeous.
Flipy





Sep 13 2008 5:56 PM

i stopped drinking pee awhile back, not very mature. my financial adviser suggested it was not a "power move".
Art is my passion, passion is my Art!!!





Sep 14 2008 7:13 AM

hope your weekend is going FABuLoUSly, my friend!! ~Steve


©Steve Farr Farr*Out Animations 2008
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Sep 12 2008 10:52 PM

good convection. i like gaaaaaaaaas.
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Sep 11 2008 2:23 PM

i hadn't seen it, no.
thanks a lot for sharing it.
i love that dress.
Kierstin Sieser





Sep 11 2008 2:29 AM

Hey I miss you this week. I Caught up on all the Fiona writing I have missed from being in school...oh and the pics.
xoxoxox
♔Baby Girl♔





Sep 10 2008 11:58 PM

Have a great day tomorrow....hope all is well....

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penelope jane





Sep 9 2008 10:54 PM

If you look closely enough you can make out his initials, "CG".

I'm going to longer letter later you in the morning. I need a good sounding board, but I'm too beat to get all the words out right at the moment.
COPPERTREE RECORDS





Sep 9 2008 4:18 PM

HI, HOW ARE YOU?Daniel Johnston

penelope jane





Sep 8 2008 5:08 PM

Classy, right? The more I see of this family the more I question his sanity.
☠Jill☠





Sep 7 2008 11:14 AM

You remembered I used to be in love with Dylan!!! You are a sweetheart Fiona. What do you think about what I wrote? Crazy life, huh? I miss you....

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megan





Sep 7 2008 3:40 AM

How did I not notice until now that I have a Henry Miller fan on my myspace!? My fave book by him (so far) is Plexus. Read his "ramblings" about Vincent Van Goghs letters if you already haven't. Its beautiful.
LOOMIS HENRY