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Fiona Scott-Norman
Stand-Up / Female / Ventriloquist
Fiona Scott-Norman Music can hurt you. If it's bad enough.

Female
65 years old
Melbourne, VIC
Australia



Last Login: 11/17/2009
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Bio* - First solo show The Needle And The Damage Done at Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2007. 4 and 1/2 stars from The Age, going to the Sydney Opera House in December. * - Raw Comedy Victorian State Finalist in 2006. * - Regular satire column for The Big Issue. * - Current regular guest on Derek Guille's etiquette panel, 774FM. * - Regular contributer to EG supplement in The Age, and The Australian's arts pages. * - Hosted Trash Is My Life on 3RRRFM. * - Co-hosted The F&K Show with Kate Langbroek on 3RRRFM. Yes, we really did drink our own urine. * - Contributing sketch writer on tv shows Back Berner, One Size Fits All, Comedy Inc. * - For 15 years reviewed comedy, theatre, and cabaret for The Age, The Bulletin, and Inpress Magazine. * - Co-wrote and directed the award-winning cabaret Cliff Hanger in Catch A Falling Star, Eddie Perfect, Paul McCarthy, and Emily Taheny. Co-wrote Angry Eddie. * - Directed the award-winning cabaret Existential Romp at the Butterfly Club. Directed Anthony Menchetti's We're All Going To Die, and Pastel Vespa and Cliff Hanger's cabaret show Together Again At Last! * - Co-produced, with Rod Quantock and The Old Melbourne Gaol, The Golden Guy Fawkes Awards in 2006 and 2007. * - Co-producing, with Rod Quantock, Jail Bait comedy at Old Melb Gaol during 2007 Fringe Festival. * - Five years resident deejay at The Famous Spiegeltent. Many gigs for Fringe Festival, Adelaide Cabaret Festival, Melbourne Comedy Festival, Chunky Move Dance, and weddings galore. * - Co-hosted feral trivia night Hold The Pickle with Wes Snelling at Transport on Federation Square.
Websitefiona-scott-norman.com
TV ShowsCo-hosted arts show The Yartz on Channel 31 for a couple of years. Nominated for an Antenna Award. Appeared on Champagne Comedy (Channel 31), both performing and emceeing.

    Fiona Scott-Norman's Interests
GeneralOverthrow of the government. Overthrow of religion. Very bad music. Very good music. Being the only person on Myspace to a) have not pimped their Myspace by as much as the width of an atom, and b) not having a single "friend" who's a girl in a g.string inviting me to view her "other pictures". James Spader.
MusicAnything so bad it makes you cry, anything so good it makes you cry. Lots of damp cheeks round my place, interpret that as you will. Currently listening to Amy Winehouse, an album of Disney songs reinterpreted by Tom Waits, Yma Sumac and Buster Poindexter, and, always, 3RRR and 3PBS.
TelevisionDeadwood. Dancing With The Stars. Random SBS documentaries. That's me in a nutshell.
BooksYes. Currently The Athiest Manifesto, and John Birmingham's Designated Targets.
Groups: Couch Surfing Internationale

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     Fiona Scott-Norman's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Melbourne
Body type:6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:performer, writer, columnist, dj, broadcaster


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   Fiona Scott-Norman's Blurbs
About me:
Hi, I'm a raging secular humanist left-wing comedy writer/performer/deejay - not that you can spot the politics from the deejaying.



Who I'd like to meet:
Roy & HG and William Shatner. And James Spader - but by "meet" I mean "have a lot of sex with". Athiests. Sonya Kruger. And Paul Keating - but by "meet" I mean....

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Mr Alabama

Mr Alabama



Jul 26 2009 9:01 AM


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Martin Martini & The Bone Palace Orchestra

Martin Martini & The Bone Palace Orchestra



Apr 16 2009 6:00 AM

the last Melbourne shows before we take a long walk into a deep forest

ANZAC LONG WEEKEND


MELBOURNE
PuRRR !

PuRRR !



Apr 15 2009 3:25 PM

Hi friends
Happy to announce the release of our new cd
stop by have a listen and leave a comment plz
...welcome to the sound of PuRRR !
NORPA

Northern Rivers Performing Arts Inc



Mar 31 2009 5:52 AM

Hello,

Lovely to meet you and wonderful to see your show in our venues. Perhaps one day our paths will cross again?
Keep in touch please
Jeremy
LES MADELEINES

LES MADELEINES



Feb 16 2009 6:41 PM

Youpi, les Madeleines sortent un live! Et en plus il est entièrement autoproduit! Ô joie, ô bonheur inaltérables!

Nouveau cd
The Criterion Band

The Criterion Band



Feb 2 2009 5:42 AM

City Feigning Sleep
Hooray for Everything

Hooray for Everything



Jan 23 2009 11:15 AM

Ruth Rogers-Wright

Ruth Rogers-Wright



Dec 10 2008 9:34 AM

Hi the sun is shining very well- enjoy the music and the tinkling bell
hope to come and see your show.
love and lighters
Denny Crane

Denny Crane



Oct 6 2008 8:05 AM

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Private99

Private99



Aug 25 2008 8:06 AM

Hi Fiona,

Just stopping by to wish you a
"Happy Birthday"

Hope you have a great day & a fantastic year!

Take care 99 (alias Lyn)
Tim Fatchen

Tim Fatchen



Jun 17 2008 2:03 AM

Your show on Saturday, what a way to finish the Cabaret Festival, but...I'm now having to shred my memory because until I can erase the last traces of the Shagging you sat us through, I'm never, ever going to be able to write music again... perhaps I should send Flying Tadpole around with Cassandra, in retaliation.
glace

glace



May 28 2008 7:56 AM

..PIGS – Episode 3 - Pornography on FunnyOrDie. com..
Martin Martini & The Bone Palace Orchestra

Martin Martini & The Bone Palace Orchestra



Apr 17 2008 1:26 AM

can't trust these songs

isn't it terrible when fantasy becomes reality

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The Birdmann

The Birdmann



Mar 3 2008 4:34 AM

Thanks for the Xmas card Miss Fiona!
Comedy Fest coming up- see you out there no doubt. Birdmann will do all new material! xT'Bird
Caroline Nin

Caroline Nin



Feb 21 2008 12:52 PM

DARLING, BIG HELLO FROM LONDON, WAS PASSING BY MYSPACE SAW YOU THERE, THANKS FOR YOUR LETTER AND UPDATE + FABULOUS PICTURES..... I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M NOT IN YOUR TOP FRIENDS !!!!! OOOOOOPS !!
XX LA NIN
Backyard Fringe

Backyard Fringe



Feb 12 2008 10:47 AM

Hello there... Happy Valentines Day... I have just uploaded a new guest book in the shape of a TV, with a romantic heart shapes.... oohhhh ... Please sign XOX
DAVID

DAVID



Feb 3 2008 9:31 PM

Hi Fi, Paula loved her bracelet, she was very chuffed. Only trouble is that I have to take her somewhere nice that she can show it off ! Have finally got hold of the DVD of the show, will watch it and get back to you real soon! Take care love Dave x
Interesting Animal

Interesting Animal



Jan 20 2008 12:15 AM

Cynics say all good things must come
to an end, but us ardent idealists
say NO! - there MUST be some way to
keep waking up on Sunday morning to
mellow Scot-Norman flow all year.
Hey RRR, bump those e=mc squares off
to some other frame of reference,
and stick to a good thing like glue.
We want Fi, we want Fi, we want Fi
(everybody), we want Fi (I can't
hear you), we want Fi ....
DAVID

DAVID



Jan 16 2008 12:35 PM

Wonderful to speak to you the other day Sis, Love the new photos. Kiss kiss x
Scorpionic

Scorpionic



Jan 11 2008 1:56 AM

Hi, Thanks for the add. Saw one of your shows at Woodford.....what an excellant show!!you really appealed to my sense of humour...havent laughed so hard for awhile. Thank you and best wishes for 2008.
DAVID

DAVID



Jan 4 2008 6:00 AM

Middle of the week probably best, mornings or evenings, night would be best as we rarely go to beddie byes before midnight / 1.00am but it means you have to phone early morning. Hope to speak soon - kiss kiss
DAVID

DAVID



Jan 1 2008 12:58 AM

Hey! Happy New Year! Got your wonderful presents today - Thankyou so much. Love the card as well. Doesn't Dennis Day know that if he takes his beard off to play the violin then he's kinda ruining the illusion of being Father Christmas ?
Nick

Nick Haines



Dec 22 2007 9:30 PM

Have a great chrissy Fiona.
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It did come a bit early this year!
Private99

Private99



Dec 19 2007 2:40 PM

Hi Fiona, Just stopping by to wish you & yours
"A Very Merry Christmas"




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Hope all is great with you?!

Take Care & Stay Safe 99 xx
Peter

Peter Burgess



Dec 11 2007 10:40 AM

We love it when there's a tall Scott Norman in the crowd. Lend your ear Fiona, we've got 5 new tunes to show on Friday. Cheers, Dog

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