Why Working Out Used to Be Fun
10. We thought the ‘pump’ would feel like cumming – it didn’t.
9. Knee high, striped socks hid our underdeveloped calve muscles
8. There were no ellipticals
7. There were no machines – period
6. Going heavy was cool
5. There were no yoga classes interrupting our posing sessions in the mirror room
4. 80’s gym music was better – Guns N Roses or Akon?
3. Business men and soccer moms stayed out of the gym
2. People didn’t talk, they lifted
1. Nobody had i-pods - we listened to metal clanking and friends grunting
Fit Fuel Inside Recommendations
1. Never take a penis enlargement supplement – ever.
2. If a supplement claims that it's a revolutionary breakthrough, then it almost certainly isn't.
3. If you've been in the gym for a half an hour and you don't know who the sucker is, the sucker is you.
4. If you've been taking the same supplement for more than 6 months, stop.
5. Use the mirror. It never lies.
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