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A load of Shit SO BIG you'd think a full grown Human is Crawling out of your anus. oh yeah, and your Ass Bleeds Buckets.
Poop bandit ~
An unknown individual who shits mysteriously in odd places and never takes credit for it. The shit may be found anywhere except in a toilet. The poop bandit may strike at any time in any place. He does not discriminate against race, ethnicity, or gender. He only discriminates against toilets.
Poop boner ~
A need to poop that gives you a slight erection
Poop a Loop ~
When your poop is so long that it loops around the entire toilet bowl creating a full loop. When I pooped this morning,I stood up a bit and moved my hips in a circle. This action created a Poop a Loop.
Poop aftershock ~
The feeling of slight soreness/dull aching pain following the act of immense bowel cleansing, coming from the anus expanding to a, sometimes, seemingly unbelievable amount.
Poop ass ~
To have poop on or around your ass. Also similar to swamp ass.
Poop camel ~
One who waits to poop until they get to a safe pooping environment.
Poop chills ~
What a person encounters when they have to take a shit. Poop chills can be defined as the raising of arm hair, feeling hot and cold at the same time, feeling clammy, feeling sweaty, and the puckering of the anus in anticipation of shitting. Poop chills will usally continue until the person has relieved the load, where the feeling of relief will wash over them.
Poop chimney ~ when your sitting on the john and the ppop fumes rise up your shirt and out the neck and into your face.
A blob in various shapes and sizes which exits your anus at various speeds.
There are more than one type of poop:
The Classic: The poop that warns you and says "Hey you have to poop" then you go, it slips out easily , and you only have to wipe once. AKA: The dream poop.
The Shotgun: This poop is rather unpleasant. There is no warning and the poop says "YOU HAVE TO POOP NOW! QUICK OR ELSE YOU WONT MAKE IT!" so you sprint to the bathroom and start pooping before you even hit the seat. You are finished pooping within a matter of seconds but the wiping takes about 24.34 minutes.
The Ice Cream Machine: This type of poop lives up to it's name well. It gives little warning but at least enough to put toilet paper on the seat if you're in a public restroom. It comes out as either a viscous liquid or a very chunky soup. This one is by far the longest one to wipe.
The Houdini: This poop is a trickster. You know it came out but you never heard it hit the water. So you peek around to check the toilet...and it's gone!
The Tsunami: This is usually a very hard and large poop, but it can also be a shotgun poop. You are sitting and pushing away and it comes out. You are about to sigh in relief when a very cold splash of water laps your butt. Not a good time.
The False Alarm: You are alerted that a poop is nearing your anus so you run into the bathroom and sit down. Unfortunately that poop turned out to be a very loud series of farts.
The Liar: You have noticed your sphincter is getting a little antsy, so you head for the bathroom. You sit down and start pushing away but nothing comes out. But here it comes, you can feel it. You start pushing, it is a battle between the poop and human race. So eventually you win and you look in the toilet to see your accomplishment and to your surprise there is a M&M sized poop staring right back, mocking you.
Jack the Ripper: This poop is too big. Plain and simple. A
CHUCK, IF YOU CARE KEV AND I HAVE A FEATURED ARTICLE IN TATTOO #234. IT'S KINDA A FUN ONE, WE ARE GETTIN' OLDER & THEY STILL GIVE A SHIT. WE LOVE WHERE WE ARE AND I GUESS WE LOVE WHERE WE LIVE. DON'T BUY IT- JUST CHECK IT OUT!!! KEL
i DO remember the double fisted Philadelphia Eddie, screwdriver- light on the O.J., how could one forget such-a vivid opertunity of optic pleasure. There are some moments in my earlier years that I'm greatful for my mind of a thousand memories that i i'm not to bad at brushen off. some people actually had cameras, fuck... i didn't even have a house phone most the time. i see alot of pics of the oldies, but greaties and i kinda dig that i have to round up the thinker , muscles of memory and write. times were good, and they still are..... cheers to you chuck & yours, kel
oh yeah! The geoduck (pronounced /ˈguːiːdʌk/ gooey duck[1]), Panopea abrupta, is a species of large saltwater clam, a marine bivalve mollusk. The shell of this clam is large, about 15 to over 20 cm in length (about 7 to 9 inches), but the long siphons make the clam itself much longer; the "neck" or siphons alone can be one meter in length
yep.....1987. I was in Ft Lauderdale Hospital on Las Olas Blvd. It was a "dual diagnosis" facility. The place was right on the way to the strip so everyone who knew where I was stopped & made a ruckus
