The Jason Next Door
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Male
26 years old
Pico Rivera
United States



Last Login: 11/15/2009
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    The Jason Next Door's Interests
GeneralReading about and checking out new music and then playing it for ya.

My favorite thing to do is probably drive around at night with my friends, listening to music from the old ipod.

Robots

Sushi

Randomly learning useless knowledge, facts and trivia, and the recalling them later in conversation.

Baseball (specifically the Dodgers, but I never know how they're doing)

Making sweet humour.

Delivering hot and cold running justice to the villains in our lives.

Making the world safe for nerds, geeks, wallflowers.

Riot shields, voodoo economics.

Science and other nerd stuff

Pretty much everything (on some scale), to be honest.
MusicWhat I'm listening to




Regina Spektor, Radiohead, Ben Kweller, (old) Weezer, The White Stripes, Coldplay, The Beatles, Nirvana, Nellie Mckay, Leerone, Franz Ferdinand, the Kings of Leon, Green Day, los Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the Foo Fighters, the Strokes, Phantom Planet, Bright Eyes, Tapes 'n Tapes, Kanye West, We Are Scientists, and Travis.

I like all kinds of different music, as long as it's good. I tend to download one or two songs per band, so my ipod ends up looking busier than it is.
MoviesLost in Translation; The Lord of the Rings; Star Wars; Anchorman; Saving Private Ryan; Gladiator; Braveheart; The 40-Year-Old Virgin; Grosse Point Blank; Silence of the Lambs; V for Vendetta; Little Miss Sunshine; Children of Men; Airplane; Kill Bill; Pulp Fiction.

I don't really get the chance to see your smaller or more indie movies in theatres, though; I tell myself I'll rent them on dvd, but I'm just too damn lazy. Speaking of, I buy a lot of movies on dvd, but then i never, ever watch them.

My (kinda decent) DVD collection
Television"I'm gonna put a hole in my TV set" - Tom Waits

My tv's broken! My brother says it needs a new relay, whatever that means:

The Simpsons, The Mighty Boosh, Scrubs, That 70's Show, Law & Order: SVU reruns, Saturday Night Live, The Shield, Prison Break, Mythbusters, Arrested Development, Clone High, Human Giant, How It's Made; basically an embarassment of Fox shows. Two shows that are cool ideas (and also good shows), but I never watch: Antiques Roadshow and $40 a Day. Also, I've kinda developed a crush on Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.
BooksFavorite book of all time:

No offense to Dr. Seuss or anything, but it makes all other books look like they should just be burned. While I was reading about it, I just couldn't stop thinking about it. Before the Middlesex gave my life new meaning, i did enjoy these books:

Special Topics in Calamity Physics by Marish Pessl; How to Survive a Robot Uprising by Daniel H. Wilson, although it's not like I'd need it, right, robots? Right? River's Edge: the Weezer Story by John D. Luerssen; Sex, Drugs and Coco Puffs by Chuck Klosterman; Y: The Last Man Vol 1: Unmanned, Vol. 2: Cycles, Vol. 3: one Small Step, Vol. 4: Safeword, and Vol. 6: Girl on Girl by Brian K. Vaughan and Pia Guerra. Yeah, I kinda forgot to buy Vol. 5. I'm kinda dumb that way; Preacher Vol. 1: Gone to Texas, Vol. 2: Until the End of the World, and Vol. 3: Proud Americans by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon; Hannibal by Thomas Harris; Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris; High Fidelity by Nick Hornby; The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Vol.1 and Vol. 2 by Alan Moore and Kevin O'Neill. Current reading: The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. (Once again, my apologies to Devil in the White City.)

I saw The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, the movie, and I thought it kinda sucked. Then i read the comic, and it was so good that it almost makes the movie seem tragic. Almost.
HeroesMy dad, Stephen Colbert, Jamie Hynemann, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Beatrix Kiddo.
Groups: ~Scarlett Johansson Rox~bored as f*ckRegina Spektor FansAssassins of Southern France

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     The Jason Next Door's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 2" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Children:Someday
Education:Some college

   The Jason Next Door's Schools
Pasadena City College
Pasadena,California
Graduated: N/A
Major: Semiotics
Minor: Passive Analysis of Visual Iconography
 

2002 to 2003
El Rancho High
Pico Rivera,California
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 2001

   The Jason Next Door's Companies
Target Stores
Norwalk, California US
Overnight Backroom Team - Trainer
Division of Multiplication

Dec. 2005 - Nov. 2006
League of Assassins
Prague, Anywhere yet nowhere US
2nd-level operative
Yes, that car crash was me

Always
Target Stores
Norwalk, California US
Dayside Stockroom Updater
Division is cool

Dec. 2006 - Jun. 2007
Target Stores
Norwalk, California US
Overnight Backroom Team - Trainer
Vision of Division

Jun. 2007 - Aug. 2007
Cintas
Pico Rivera/ Glendale, Ca US
Sales Service Representative - In Training
Sales Service

Aug. 2007 - Nov. 2007
Cintas
Pico Rivera, Ca US
Route Skipper [Heh!]
Sales Service

Nov. 2007 - ???



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About me:




I'm just Jason. I tend to worry too much about things I shouldn't, and let slide things I shouldn't. I'm addicted to magazines. I have too much patience. Music is my oxygen (I keep a tank of it in my closet, too). I'm an insecure egomaniac, which is a good balance, I suppose. I'm not good at identifying trees (sorry). I procrastinate too much. I doubt myself and am too sentimental. I talk about death a lot (but not too much). I don't care all that much about my material things. I've never had a steady hairstyle in my life. I'm always thinking about everything, and I constantly overthink everything, which is a nice combo. I even think when i'm asleep. Sometimes when I speak or write messages, I can tend to adopt a weird, pseudo-intellectual tone (it just happens). I could probably strike you down with my verbal kung-fu, but I'd have an existential crisis afterward. I like to muck about with the English language. Several people have told me that I'm too easygoing and will some day explode in a violent torrent of pent-up rage, which is cool.

Read my Blog, The Sushi Graveyard.
Who I'd like to meet:
Regina Spektor, Scarlett Johansson, and you.

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SUPER JOSE

Jose Avalos



Nov 15 2009 8:12 AM

go go Power Rangers!!!
Haru No Sora

Haru No Sora



Nov 7 2009 7:56 PM

Happy Birthday Jason!!!!!
Madly Tenacious

Madly Tenacious



Oct 23 2009 3:12 AM

bird watching?
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Oct 20 2009 7:31 AM

whats your facebook address
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Oct 17 2009 3:12 PM

COMO ESTAS MI AMIGO.......HOW ARE YOU I HAVE NOT TALK TO YOU IN ALONG TIME HOW IS EVERY THING
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Sep 4 2009 5:52 PM


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adri marie

adri marie



Sep 3 2009 11:32 PM

i feeling much better, and i want my optimis back <3
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Aug 13 2009 5:35 AM

abra cadavar!

hehe. how are you jason robots? :)
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Aug 7 2009 10:07 PM

Of robots and kittens?
Haru No Sora

Haru No Sora



Jun 10 2009 6:41 PM

Jason sir, are you still slavin at work? I hope all is good. :-)
Madly Tenacious

Madly Tenacious



May 14 2009 7:15 PM

:)
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PSYCHOTONIC

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Apr 15 2009 9:46 AM

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Apr 7 2009 5:15 PM

Thanks! Be sure to watch me help Jeff pick up women his own age on a new episode of "Wingman" TONIGHT @ 9pm on FLN (check fineliving.com for your local channel!)
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Mar 27 2009 6:58 PM

hey hows is it going long time no talk to i lost my phone and I've been going through somethings but everything is good how about u
lauren.

lauren.



Mar 6 2009 6:25 PM

*poke* :) hope all is great with you!
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Mar 4 2009 12:38 AM

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Feb 12 2009 2:11 AM

wheres my cintas catalogue sir?
or do i have to call 1-800-CINTAS1
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Haru No Sora

Haru No Sora



Jan 29 2009 7:30 PM

You know, I saw Bride Wars too, and I like-eeeeddd :-)
adri marie

adri marie



Jan 28 2009 10:12 PM

omg i finally got to c that damn picture!!! its amazing!!! rawr!!!!! thats my wild cat sound.
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Haru No Sora

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Jan 12 2009 9:26 PM

Lol, yeah you did.
We should all go :-) Are you and the lovely gf available that night?
lauren.

lauren.



Jan 12 2009 4:59 AM

hehe, ill check them out! i'll have to visit one day!
Haru No Sora

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Jan 9 2009 6:25 PM

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