It's easier to list what I don't like: Amy Whine-House Scouting For Girls The Kooks Celine Dion Kate fucking Nash Englebert Humperdinck The Rolling Stones Cascada I could do this forever
Movies
Again, can't be bothered listing
Television
24, QI, Have I Got News For You, Lead Balloon, Saxondale, Alan Partridge. But I don't have a TV these days
Books
"Why I Am So Wise" by Friedrich Neitzche "Jennifer Government" by Max Barry "The Count Of Monte Cristo" by Alexendre Dumas
Heroes
Tried to watch the first series but it was a bit shit
About me: I am a dreamer. I have a vivid imagination and make elaborate plans that I never carry out. I cultivate self-reliance, perserverance and foresight. I am loving and lovable; gentle and attractive; a favourite among my friends and popular with everyone.
I am 6'1.2", that's 1.86 metres. I am 14 stone and 8lbs (on average), that's 92.8kg. My body mass index is 26.8, making me technically overweight.
I'm from Jersey, currently living in Islington doing a Criminology degree. I can't speak Spanish but I make a cracking cup of tea.
I ooze with sarcasm, and find something grumpy to say about once every ten minutes. I have far too many mugs, and really enjoy wildlife programmes.
I can play a few instruments, though I'm currently concentrating on my electronic stuff, under the name of Monday Sleeper
According to a Chinese guy in Covent Garden, I don't give enough love, I am lucky with money, and I will live until I'm 86. To which I replied, "Five quid, you havin a larf?!"
Who I'd like to meet: I met Lily Allen once, we went to Pizza Express and then she got into a fight with some girl I went to school with. But that was just a dream.
I'd like to meet the twat who thought 1p and 2p coins were really necessary, or the plonker who felt that Tony Almeida should return as a bad guy in 24.
just wanted to let you know we are going to be down at Phonica Records in Soho (51 Poland St ) this Thursday evening (7 May) to celebrate the release of our first album.
we are putting a rather good little soundsystem in. Then we'll mix up some lovely drinks to ply you with, and go and play a few songs around 8pm. If the weather is nice the windows of the shop slide out and we'll be playing out to the street
hope to see you down there...if not I'll drink yours! - especially if I am holding a copy of the finished article (fingers crossed - they are meant to be delivered that day...)
Hey man, long time no speak, how are you? My newest and second release - the five-track Calmer Than Karma EP - was released worldwide on Monday. It's only £2 to buy on CD, including delivery. If you're interested in grabbing a copy then please make your way to morgasmic. co. uk. Cheers!
Hello there Still recovering from last night? I'm very depressed.. Anywhoo, was cool to meet you. It was one of those wierd unexpected things. Maybe if we meet agian we can talk properly
Hey Dan, I'm back in Kendal on Thursday if you see this comment in time. It's at Dickie Doodles again, and I'll be with a drummer this time! Hope to see you again man, hope you're well!
Sorry I'm replying so late and sorry to break the 1234 no. of comments you had. But I'm mean like that so I'm allowed! I was jungling it in Borneo when you messaged me. Then moved house... silly BT took forever with phones, inet etc. But now I am back :) I have not talked to you in ages, that is true and very mortifying. I am quite well and how are you? I hear your moving to London soon. We should meet up and you can take us shopping mwahaha! Only joking... well maybe... we can be all Londony and cool though. Or you can come to Bury and be even cooler! Wow I think my nose just grew so much it nearly broke the monitor. Anyway! Sorry about the rambling essay. It has been a long time. Too long. xxx
I was just looking at what Katie wrote on one of your pictures: "I'm learning to drive at the moment so when Holly n I pass and we can share the driving in the journey and we will have to come and see you! Later, DanTheManWithThePlan"..
WHEN REALLY, I'm the wombMANwiththeplan! :) I know all about making monies and stealing from charity shops and selling pornographic pictures of you on the internet.
O yes. O YES! I am the womb.
I am also insane.. one day you'll regret this friendship we forged when we were barely of 'teen'.
yah, I sound drunk.. really I'm just sleep deprived.
So.. I'll finish mumbling with some words of wisdom:
i've already gotten 1 of these in the mail (LOOK AT THE PIC!!!!) and plan on ordering more while this is still going on. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS ENTER YOUR EMAIL AND SHIPPING INFO.. IT TAKES 45 SECS. DONT MISS.OUT.
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