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Flabby Hoffman
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A TV series, promoter, a band and a floor wax!



CHICAGO, Illinois
United States

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   Flabby Hoffman: General Info
Member Since9/19/2005
Band Websitehttp://www.flabbyhoffman.com
Band MembersFlabby Hoffman - Guitar, Vocals; Pierre Le Deluge - Bass Guitar; Eddie The Chest - Bass Guitar; Quarter Paisan - Bass Guitar; Baron Rugmunchausen - Drums; Dr. Werner Von Groovulus - Drums; Orange Julius - Drums; Joe Glachenmachen - Drums; Jerry Rubinesque - Drums; Harpo Marxist - Electronica; Lizard Kucera - Lead Guitar; Pat Black - Blues Harp; Terry Lilac - Saxophone; Seagrams 7 - Vibrophone
InfluencesNeil Sedaka, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Queens of the Stone Age, Sandy Duncan's Eye, The Soundtrack from the original version of Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, Fugazi, old Traffic, dog whistles, the sound of one hand clapping, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Captain Beefheart, the solo organ music of Lurch from The Addams Family, Stravinsky, the jaunty sea chanties from the early Popeye cartoons, Iggy and the Stooges, anything with Adrian Belew on it in the 1980's, the song "Witchita Lineman" by Glen Campbell, Tommy Bolin, Mars Volta, the theme song to the TV series "Love American Style," Schoolhouse Rock, the song stylings of Leonard Nimoy, early Chicago, Live at Leeds, The Fifth Dimnsion, Michael Bolton (only during time when he had his super mullet), Hydrock Cocoa and Joe, Hendricks Lambert and Ross, The Shaggs, The Gurus, Joni Mitchell, the theme song from the TV series "The Love Boat," Alan Sherman, Cursive, Q And Not U, Melt Banana, Don Caballero, Sonny And Cher, The Flaming Lips, Probot, Muse, The Bonzo Dog Band, Kate Bush, The Bloody Stools, Flatts and Scruggs, Zoobombs, the sound of a tree falling in the forest when there's no one around, Slavic Soul Party, Strawberry Alarm Clock, the 70's novelty montage song "Mr. Jaws," Either Orchestra, Herb Alpert, Blood Brothers, The Lettermen, Bongwater (actually the sound of bongwater swishing around and bubbling in the pipe...not the band "Bongwater"), Naked City, pre-disco Bee-Gees, Big Tiny Little, Raymond Scott, Howlin' frickin Wolf baby, Nancy Sinatra, Drive Like Jehu, Dillenger Escape Plan, Zappa, Rick Astley (not), Al Caiola, the theme song to the cartoon Super Chicken, Cher, John Coltrane, that one band that does that song (what the heck was it), the sound of a bear taking a dump in the Pope's pointy hat, The Delta 72, Brainiac, Lonnie Mack, Brak, Jack Mack and the Heart Attack, Jack Black, Black Francis/Pixies, Nell Carter singing the theme song from her TV series "Gimmie A Break," Bang Tango, Wango Tango by The "Nuge," Menudo, Wayne Newton (when he was a little kid doing "Shangri-la" not the old Leatherface lookin creep), the soundtrack to the movie Escape From Planet of the Apes, The Minutemen, Jesus Lizard, classical music played on toy pianos, The Ventures, Enland Dan and John Ford Coley, Rage Against The Machine, Faraquet, gregorian chant, Liberace, Thinking Fellers Union, old Roxy Music (Eno/Jobson years), The Polysics, Minnie Pearl
Sounds LikeMarijuana on acid
Record LabelThe Bush Regime blew up the World Trade Center?


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   About Flabby Hoffman
In the great tradition of The Monkees, The Partridge Family and Josie and the Pussycats comes a band actually built around a TV series. Not only does Flabby Hoffman star in their own weekly television series in Chicago (Thursday nights from 11:30pm to 12:30am on CAN-TV Cable Channel 19), but the titular figurehead of the band, Flabby H. himself, is a true activist who believes in and is attempting to instigate a modern day revolution driven by the empowerment of the righteous as a methodology for change in a world gone horribly wrong due primarily to the co-opting of media by elements of the pathological aristocracy. One can of course find the Flabby Hoffman Trio (which depending on the evening is anywhere from a four piece to eight piece band) performing and/or tooling around at nearly every decent club in town once in a while, where the Flabby Hoffman team of volunteers and cross-dressing harlequins are responsible for booking each of the bands that perform at the club for the evening in what is called The Flabby Hoffman Caravan. The Flabby Caravan is a series of shows throughout the Chicago rock circuit with about 300 gigs under its belt which features tons of great organically driven music (usually a four band line up) as well as prize giveaways, occasional comedic and acoustic tweener acts, a freaky host, customized event programs and more all of which is videotaped to gather footage for the Flabby TV series. The Flabby Hoffman Trio itself, unlike the TV bands mentioned at the top of this description who were primarily designed for teeny boppers and lumberjacks, looks to appeal to all of the disenfranchised of the world. Those pushed to the side by a mainstream media which seems like an electronic Spanish Inquisition forcing us to conform or be tortured. A mainstream cultural indoctrination device that seems more concerned with turning everyone into a mindless robot than encouraging truly creative people to create. With their hard rock, riff oriented, axe blistering antics and soul stirring lyrics, there is no doubt that this band is not in the mood to compromise. Will this trio get crushed by the weight of the imposing forces in control of our culture, or will they learn how to thrive in a world run by sociopaths that seek to crush every last vestige of individuality... If you would like to be part of this effort, join us on the TV series, join us on our efforts at movies productions and webisodes, fool around at a Flabby live show, do some original productions and help make this thing resonate...be my guest.

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LIFEAFTERSIX

LIFEAFTERSIX



Nov 11 2009 3:35 PM

Thanks for the Add man! Sorry I missed you at Subterranean last week, was looking forward to meeting you. Next time. :)
Pick Nöerr @ the EMPTY BOTTLE 11/29!

Pick Nöerr @ the EMPTY BOTTLE 11/29!



Nov 10 2009 12:32 AM

Can't wait for the show!!!

 

InnerVisionists

InnerVisionists



Nov 5 2009 10:46 PM

Voice Of Addiction

Voice Of Addiction



Nov 4 2009 9:07 AM






THE NINETEEN HUNDRED AND ONE

THE NINETEEN HUNDRED AND ONE



Nov 3 2009 8:33 PM

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By eis4artist at 2009-10-08The Nineteen Hundred & One Presents:
Art of the Dead
Dark & Erotic Art Gallery Reception & Celebration
Friday, November 6 & Saturday, November 7, 2009
1901 W. Belmont Ave. (entrance on Wolcott), Chicago
8pm-11:30pm 21+
Artwork by:
Maya Sinstress
Jennifer Anne Buckley
Fernando Castel
Alan Rehbein
Volium & Vine
Lady Helene's Flames
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FRIDAY: DJ Tiger Lilly
Live Music by Mark Bose
Hot Performances byt Miss Kay & Lady Freya
Fashions by "SoRokin' Wear"
SATURDAY: DJ Lolly Gagger
Live Music by Circuit Bender
Gothic Bellydancing by Lunasol
Fashion Show by Devoid & Deveil
Sex Ed by "Kitty's Play Dates"
KATYA SANNA

KATYA SANNA



Oct 27 2009 4:22 PM

Hugs from Turin

Algren (Farewell Show on Fri, Nov 20 at Elbo Room)

Algren (Farewell Show on Fri, Nov 20 at Elbo Room)



Oct 27 2009 2:38 AM


Voice Of Addiction

Voice Of Addiction



Oct 23 2009 3:32 PM




AUDIOBON

AUDIOBON



Oct 17 2009 5:48 AM

Good show at the Red Line tonite. Your rhythm section rocked it too.
Nice tribute the Phil's nutsack too. Like I said....it must be a big one.
David
KATYA SANNA

KATYA SANNA



Oct 4 2009 3:36 PM


Classy Janitor

Classy Janitor



Oct 2 2009 1:17 PM

You are very classy!  Now please allow us to rock and roll your socks off!
-Your pals
Classy Janitor
liz

Liz McArthur



Sep 24 2009 8:53 PM

We are rappers now.


Hunting Abroad

Hunting Abroad



Sep 15 2009 1:28 AM

nice jamzzzzz.
I Fight Dragons

I Fight Dragons



Sep 8 2009 7:21 AM

Hey Flabby Hoffman!  Thanks for giving a listen, hope you're liking what you hear!

-Brian from IFD
email: brian@ifightdragons.com
IM: brianmazzaferri
Twitter: @ifightdragons
Facebook: IFD Facebook
YouTube:youtube.com/ifightdragonsrock
KATYA SANNA

KATYA SANNA



Aug 12 2009 1:57 PM

From Biennale di Venezia:



CiaoooooooooooooO
Katya
Kelly Lee Williams

Kelly Lee Williams



Jul 29 2009 6:25 AM

KATYA SANNA

KATYA SANNA



Jul 17 2009 1:10 PM

LA FIGLIA DEL FREDDO
Performance: Dance Marialuisa Sales, Music Oscar Bonelli, Vocals Katya Sanna



HugS!
Katya
Donna Frost

Donna Frost



Jul 15 2009 2:18 AM

Thanks Flabby!  I love that picture too...that was quite an adventure Jeff and I had on the streets of Chicago...we needed you there to film us!
The Wandering Endorphin

The Wandering Endorphin



Jul 13 2009 12:01 PM

Thought you could use an Endorphin fix today.

Have a good one!

Jim


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Barking Spiders

Barking Spiders



Jun 30 2009 12:34 AM

Thanks for adding us
Jessica Frech (New Grapefruit CD)

Jessica Frech (New Grapefruit CD)



Jun 29 2009 8:04 PM

Glad to have you as a friend! Hope to see you at a show sometime. Thanks for the support!
Lizard Kucera

Lizard Kucera



Jun 22 2009 2:21 PM

Far out and solid Flabby! Thanks for letting me join the lineup Saturday. I had a blast.
Kelly Lee Williams

Kelly Lee Williams



Jun 22 2009 11:03 AM

What up, Flabby!
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George Kirykowicz



Jun 7 2009 7:01 PM

Also, knowing what both our companies do, please comment back to us as to what YOU would like to see us do to do help you achieve your goals. We will listen and respond.

Peace

PAPA G
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George Kirykowicz



Jun 7 2009 6:50 PM

CHICAGO BEWARE!

FLABBY HOFFMAN and PAPA GS ENTERPRIZE are teaming up to bring you new and exciting ventures.

By combining our resources we now will be able to offer many more opportunities to all of you which will help you fulfill your dreams.

Todd and I will do everything we can to support your efforts.

Stay tuned in for updates, and spread the word to your friends.

We want all of you to RULE and prosper.

Sincerely

PAPA G
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