MySpace - Janie Vicious [Only uses myspace for music.] - 18 - Female - Philly, Pennsylvania

::|Quote List!

"There were multiple Sag-ii at the mall today." --TQ

"MULTIPLE JOHNNY SPAMS!!!" --TQ n Jane

"Ninety-nine souls-ah, thrrree days-ah *mpah*" --Davy Jones

"It was from the bowels of your soul!" --Jane

"I'm Johnny Depp. I like peas." --Rob

"The only way to stop a stalker is to cut off his stalk." --Patsie [Ab/Fab]

"PLACENTA." --Sir's basement club

"Toucan Sam Juice" --Sir's kitchen club

"Boys and girls can't ride in cars together. You go over a bump, and then someone's pregnant!" --Rob

"My one pit stank, but the other one don't." --TQ

"Thafglzdb...you never know...DSFGERGB" --Jibbur

"I feel like i just got a Tetris shot..." --Jane

"Your face looks like a moshpit." --Jane

"YOU-- YOU! GET AWAY! I NO STUPID! I NO GIVE YOU MONEY! AND YOU NO BOTHER MY FAMILY! GET OUT! GO!" --Stingy Mexican at Dorney

"There's Chapstick in the trashcan." --John
"There's Chapstick in the Port-a-Potty." --John
"THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME PINK CHAPSTICK!!" --John

"You're nothin but UGLY! All of your existance is UGLY! You're trash! You're a dog! You're nothin but EVIL!" --Mystery Bum

"A cookie for my tough cookie?" --Mouth [The paintball stalker]

"Are there fifty or fifty-two states?" --Sir

"...unsheathed?" --Jane

"Everybody... one... two... three: EEEEEMO!" --the usual us

"Mandles." --Jane

"Mail slot rapist!" --Sir

"Are you guys Shampoo'ers?" --Bouncer "Nah, we're conditioners!" --TQ

"How do you confuse Monique? Tell her a Helen Keller joke." --Nate

"Guy on a bike!" --Jane

"OH. I. Burnt. My. Butt!" --Dance song rendition

"It's hoooooot in Topeeeka" --Bloo

"Ron Stanko for Judge" --Sign on the way to Reading

"...OH MY GOD, THERE'S A PENTAGRAM ON YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL!" --Jane

"Did you throw a grenade at the phone?" --Shawn (after overhearing August Burns Red over the phone)

"I can starve first if it helps." --Wilt

"Allah is everywhere: just stop, look and listen." --log back the creek

"FLYING JEW FRO!!!" --Sir's kitchen club

"Serena, you and your slick pants." --TQ

"Only Hobbits and bike messengers allowed here!" --Rob

"I dropped my piece of grass..." --Joan

"Poop is banned from the circle!" --Rob

"Who names a black guy Paul?" --Chey

"Rock." --Kar

"I hear a lot of things a block away." --Kar

"What's a boombox?" --Serena

"Who's George Forman?" --Serena

"Your cat's name is Clear Delight?" --TQ

"Humagull." --Kar & Rob

"Who has the noodle?!" --from Perfection Wars

"This smells like dead toucan." --Rob or TQ

"We need more people like you downtown." --Debbie

"Barbra Streisand's like a deer!" --Rob

"Poke her with a spoon..." --Darren

"GrraaaAAAAAAApes?" --Joan

"Here's grapes." --Darren "Those are olives." --Rob

"He looks like a Russian commie!" --Jane

"Undescended tentacle?" --TQ

"My name's SeRena, not SeWena!" --Serena

"The monkey... belongs to the monkey!" --TQ

"I'm bringin' sexy back! *yes!*" --Rob

::chanting:: "OSWALD LUCAS MANCINI!" --Sir's house club

"See ya later slowpoke!" --Crappy Comedian *five minutes later* "HEY!!" --TQ

"MY NAME'S MARY!" --Rob

"You're a walking tickle." --John

"My pants jingle..." --Ozzie

"Jane, we always hear you; you scream and then come running out of the bathroom." --TQ

"Feel my big toe." --Kar

"Awwww! Cyber poke!" --TQ

"Everything fits somehow..." --TQ

"Tali-frog." --TQ

"Elmo no like vocaboolary!!!" --Jane

"Fabius Maximus." --Dictionary

"Ort! Ort!" --Rob & TQ

"Ah ah ah!" --Rob & TQ

"Stop trying to get on the quote list." --Jane

"Diabetis."

"Soda and cinnamon in large quantities cause hemmorhoids."

"Would you rather have a 6-inch nose for the rest of your life or marry Ozzie and not be able to get a divorce?" --John

"Who's that Hitler baby?" --TQ "That's my GRANDMA!!" --Chey

"Eye-Gore has crabs!" --TQ

"Is it even legal to marry a chicken or Jane?" --Rob "It is in New Jersey." --Ozzie

"EGG BEATERS!" --TQ

"Dude, it's a flying 'V'!" --George

"Lemme chop up this Jewish pickle for ya!" --Chey's grandma

"UMLAUT."

"Mysty I love you you're fat." --Jane

"For some reason, that reminded me of Bob Saget..." --Sam

"Drool... NO SHIRT!" --Steph & Jane

"SATAN HAS NOT LEFT MY BODY YET! TEN MORE MINUTES!!" --Jim, talking about waking me up

"You can't get rid of us, we're on EVERY CHANNEL!" --Jesse

"THERE IS A JAGGED PIECE OF ASPHALT IN MY KNEECAP!" --Victor

"HUNH."-Jane & TQ

"New Jersey isn't a state! It's a suburb of Philadelphia." --Victor

"It's a big territorial thing. I'm suprised my son doesn't pee on his father." --Jess

"Man, I'm confusing time with money and tingle with mingle..." --TQ

"It's the Mayflower." --TQ

"Vampire bra" --Jane

"Access deeenied." --Mike

"Shh... It's good to keep 'em guessing." --Lee

"Corn muffin inhalation!" --Jane

"I get burnt everytime I try to straighten out." --TQ and Jane

"...thirty." --Jane

"But he's a sexy hobo." --TQ

"You have clarinet instructor hair." --Jane

"Marty looks like a freakin' anorexic Mario!" --Barb

"I'll snap you like a pretzel!" --Jay

"HE HAD NO LEGS!" --Jane and TQ

"I need a drink..." --Jane, TQ & Sir

"I have a question about gay people..." --Sir

"Haha, your song got deleted." --Jane

"Yo, gimme a slice of phlegm." --Jane

"Durka durka, durka durka, durka durka! La la la!" --Tunak Tunak Tun video :]

"I'm glad he's in another country, let them deal with him... those blasted Germans." --Lori

"I can feel 'em crawling!" --TQ

"You live in a trashcan?" --Stickman 1 "Don't be jealous." --Stickman 2

"Mutts are better people. Fabian's not a mutt." --Lori

"There was no color in my day... there was only black white and gray. And gray was only for the rich people..." --Rob

"It's Nabisco, bitch!" --My mom

"Aw, you got diverted, you're stuck in an aquifer!" --Mr. Ott

"Oh, das Napolean Dynamite..." --Random German kid in Italy to Vinnie

"It looks like baby poo" --Jane and Sam in unison

"In the year 2027 a massive earthquake breaks California off into the Pacific Ocean. The rest of America is happy, because we never liked California anyway. We decide to completely cut off all communication with the former state. Meanwhile, years of global warming have made the climate in the new island of California to be extremely hot. The only way to get food is to climb giant redwood trees and collect their pinecones. The result is that only tall and very srong Californians survive. 200 years later, America and California have become friends again, building a bridge between the two lands. The Californians, however, are extremely upset that we ignored them, so they start a war and, being bigger than us, destroy our population. The giants take over the world." --Question from Mr. Ott's worksheet

"Look at the little Arian boy..." -Ray

"That'd piss the hell outta me." --TQ

"Wish i had a bike!" --Jane

"It's not like we have license plates on our asses." --TQ

"Jesus will be your plumber." --Nate

"You'll be fartin' dust." --Nate

"You know you love me David Hasselhoff" --Guy off of America's Got Talent

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?" --Ray's Friend "A black man was next to him" --Ray

"OH TEA!" --TQ

"Monique's house? Oh, it's the one with the cage on the door." --Jane

"CRUCIFY ME!!" --Jane/Elmo

"She was like Helen Keller on crack!" --Nate

"Bitches can sense other bitches." --Sir

"I wiiiiii-iiin!" --Jesse

"Are you still in the shat?" --Jane

"TALK TO ME!" --Nate's Professor

"C'mon you fat turd! The short bus is leaving, you better go catch it!" --Fat guy at the Phillies game

"If dead girls can't say no, then what do undead girls say? ...I'll kick your ass with a kendo stick." -- Ray

"Urinary tract infucktion." --Amber

"Ho-o-o-oah!!" --Rob

"If you are going to be in the Los Angeles area and vould like teeckits to 'Hitler', call 213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!" --Family Guy

"SWORD GET LONGER!" --Ray & Pat

"GUY BET BIGGER!" --Ray & Pat

"Wing chao yuu big vaginuu." --Ray

"Otamot puhctek etalcohc *click click clock*" -TQ & Rob

"Is Jane cute?" --Matt
"No." --Jerome
"Is Jane pretty?" --Pete
"MOM SAID NOT TO TOUCH!" --Jerome

"WE WILL FORM AN OLIVE GARDEN!!" --Jane, Chrissy, Ianm Justin, Tesha, Joi, uhhh, more?

"I've gotten enough packages this week." -TQ

"WRONG MAILSLOT!" --TQ

"It's in my roots." -TQ & Rob

"I don't give two craps out of a guinea pig's butt." --Jane

"Only the law can do something like that. Your mom's not the law." --TQ to Serena

"I et mah feet!" --Chrissy

"One day there's gonna be so many items, it's just gonna blow up." --Sir

"Cup o' tea?" --Nate

"Wait, how did the time change?" -- Ms. McKenzie

"What? Am i speaking Chinese?" --Mr. Brophy to Tina (who IS chinese)

"Run Roger, run!" --Jane "I'm surprised he doesn't fly." --Rob

"'Uh, I got fired...' 'For what?' 'Dancing.'" --TQ

"No one's gonna steal your God dollar." --Jane

"Pantyhose likes ralph nader." --Monique

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