Capers. Nonsense. Sleeping. Getting pisht. Other people. Getting pisht with other people. Getting half pisht on my own. Music. Wikipedia Random Articles. Drums. Football (Aberdeen FC & Scotland but would watch any game). Keeping moderately fit March to November, self destruction December to February. Pro Evolution Soccer. Melancholy. Glee. Procrastination. Anti-Religionism. Anti-Nationalism. Pro-Legalizitism. Books. Self Indulgence. Thinking. Not thinking. Sexy ladies. Drink. Smoke. Delusions of grandeur. Delusions of lowliness. Family. Love. Peace. War. Ceasefires. Fire. Water. Full stops instead of commas in lists. Yawning. Scratching. Mockery. Names. Places. Years. Beers. Fears. Three cheers. Arctic foxes. Breasts of all sizes. Roadkill. Etc. I LOVE etc.
Müzik
Music is my girlfriend. Bad Religion, Bruce Springsteen, The National, Weezer, Rage Against The Machine, Josh Rouse, Kings of Leon, Nada Surf, Brendan Benson, Presidents of the USA, Stiff Little Fingers, Simon and Garfunkel, Manu Chao, The Band, Fugazi, Ben Folds, Eels, Micah P Hinson, Nirvana etc. I LOVE etc. they are quality.
Filmler
Don't watch a lot. My two favourites are Network and Super Troopers. I recently saw Beerfest. I have the Eye of the Jew.
Televizyon
Anything narrated by David Attenborough or football. If only David Attenborough narrated football......
Kitaplar
Ian Rankin, Dennis Lehane, James Ellroy, Roddy Doyle, Irvine Welsh, Christopher Brookmyre, Carl Hiaasen, Ben Elton, Campbell Armstrong
Kahramanları
Seen a couple of episodes here and there but still don't really know what the fuck it's about.
Hakkımda: Born a human male with a full head of hair in Aberdeen, Scotland on a snowy 10th of January, 1981. I don’t remember anything about the whole ordeal for which I am quite thankful. I was conceived in a caravan hence my gypsy soul. I was 10 days late in arriving and my umbilical chord stayed attached for a further 10 days. I blame the strange bump in my navel on this phenomenon. I used to laugh at people who didn't have a bump until I realised I was the only one who did. I do unfortunately remember pissing my pants in primary school when I was 5 or 6, they made me put on trousers from the lost property box (who loses their trousers?!). I also remember someone vomiting on me at Sunday School (I was sent there every Sunday, wearing itchy trousers, until the age of 10 to appease my Gran. I hope that if I am wrong and God actually does exist that he/she takes those 10 years of enforced weekly worship and devotion into account). Grew up in Banchory, a nice wee town in Aberdeenshire, the second oldest of 4 brothers although I used to be the youngest one of 2 and then the middle one of 3. Spent most of my childhood playing football in the “back field” or hiding in my room reading books about soldiers. I never became a professional footballer because I wasn’t very good, I never became a soldier because I realised I am in reality a pacifist and I don’t fancy the early starts. Instead I became an “office worker”, the noblest of all vocations, making sideways career moves from company to company, headset hanging round my neck, taking up employment with anyone who appreciated the cut of my jib. This was after 4 blurry years allegedly spent at University and a few years pouring pints and drinking my mistakes. I'll never fully trust anyone who doesn't like Tennents Lager. I like to play the drums in my band Flaming Katy. I just want you to love me. Thanks.
Thanks a lot! Much appreciated. Yeah, the first song was called Black Frames. It probably sounds a bit different live as it does on the cd/myspace as we only got that Harmonium recently so not recorded with it yet.
22nd August (doors 7.30pm), Beach Ballroom Aberdeen, LIVE AT THE BEACH!
Featuring 4 top local acts, Kashmir Red, The Locals, The Tijuana Sun and Marionettes!
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We've teamed up with 'The Granite City Roller Girls' to bring you 'SPRING LOADED!' 4 Live Bands!! Burlesque Dancers!!! Rock, Ska and Metal DJ's till 3am!!! All for £3!!!! 8pm, Sunday 3rd May @ The Tunnels!!!
I finished proofing A Demon Awaits today. I'm very excited about the book. When the cover art is complete, the books will start rolling off the press!!!!
Ratiocination is a practicable way to derive An attitude of altitude and probity by which to abide Or maybe a theophany of flaming creosote in disguise The air is thin, the future dim, dimension undefined.
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