Can, Devo, bIG*fLAME, Raymond Scott, Ivor Culter, MacKenzies, The Residents, Suicide, Pere Ubu, Bo Diddley, the Fall, Miles Davis, The Ex, The Mummies, Butthole Surfers, A Witness, Sun Ra, Don Cherry, Minutemen, Cramps, Big Black, Half Japanese, Son House, Wedding Present, Ron Johnson Records, Pop Group/Mark Stewart and all that.
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I won't mention the eighteen million Teddy Boy deaths caused by the landing craft invasion of 1983.
"This is part of the future we are defiantly looking forward to more. All you current wave of stars better watch your Backs! Adjustment is coming! The distant future is bright and a little on the noisy side and will probably bite if you get too close"xxjfg
FUTURE CUBIST SPACE POP
Nine years previous. After propelling a semi-permeable accountant from the food halls of down-town Dudley, I found myself face to face with a giant future vision, of big screen bees and sometime maudlin chat show presenters, joining to encapsulate the super-continent with clingfilm and pollen. Rows of pom-pom toting field-pushers told me to go. I went home and spent seven years producing a kazoo and vibraphone lounge jazz opus, to warn the world of the future.
And the hits just keep on coming! After a year of esoterical couintry-western visions, I feel that I must dosument through song (and dance). I am now upon another musical quest, this time to sell on the contents of each plastic vision, post-capsule, in song form. Each is available via telephone. I even have one about The Moon. For those who wish to know the future, you must listen to my future cubist space pop drop blow gone frown some explosions. We are pre-capsule, and the marmalade spores are dormant.
Still charging at a flat rate of £19.75 per song-o-scope. xxx
I have been informed of an emotional defeceit in poprock muzak nowadays so i enthuse latin american stylings with the smooth pop careesss of 'wham!' to make good my decades of experience 'behind the scenes' in the popdropworld. i will show them that bneing rubbish is so passe. St. Klaus of normandy takes every seventeenth dandelion leaf, and places it on a sleeping child's forehead. When they awake, they realise the true meaning of this. It is well documented amongst the cave-boats. My plans for similar were thwarted by emergency dawn raids.
wowzer you're not even gunna believe it...i clicked this deal to get a REAL name-brand purse through Coach totally FREE and it totally came!! since i KNOW its no joke now, i'm gunna act quick and get another one or two to give to people as goodie..you oughta go snag some as well HA HA! isn't this one that came neat?
Just saying hi and reminding you that our new CD is available by emailing us at headandneckmusic[a]googlemail.com
Swing by our page and have a look at the new photos and blogs. We're going to put our BBC live radio session up too, and there's a new track on the way. It's all going well and we are having a great time. Stay in touch, I hope you are all well.
Well, I abscond for Denmark tomorrow so won't catch you before then, but I will be back next week, doing a soundtrack for Rob and Graham's Mindlube venture.
Sorry for getting the CD dirty; I imagine that a vinyl cleaning cloth and some warm water should do the trick getting rid of the sticky alcohol. Anything stronger and you might damage Tago Mago. Darren might know whats better though.
Not sure about New Years. So far, all I know is I'll probably be in Wolverhampton. But then again, equally likely my house could be host to something. You?