"Oh anything by Celine Dion! I'm so sorry I mistook that shriveled black mass that pumps cherry flavored icewater through her veins for a human heart. I can only hope her superfund site of a uterus doesn't come tumbling out of her rancid birth canal and land on the filthy Las Vegas sidewalk with a resounding thud and sprout 8 furry spiderlike legs and scurry off to a homeless shelter where it gets passed around like an inconsequential object of derision that even the most hardened derelict refuses to smell,or touch.
The sooner she drowns herself in the Fountains at Caeser's palace, the sooner the visitors and residents of Las Vegas will be able to breathe fresh air.
Movies
A big television.
Television
A radio with pictures.
Books
Like 'em.
Heroes
The German Shepherd doggy that carried the severed hand in Akira Kurosawa's 1959 classic cinematic masterpiece "Yojimbo"
About me: I was born March 15, 1912 to bright lights and a scalpel. My parents arrived shortly afterward to order my immediate circumcision, and sale on the open market. My foreskin fetched a tidy golden double eagle coin, and my life itself: A bag of Weimar era promissory notes. The internet back then just wasn't what it is today. It's been downhill ever since.I drive a leveraged Taiwanese convertible, so I can watch my hairline recede in the mirror in real time. My government is actively spying on me ever since I tried to hijack a 707 with an exploding nipple ring. Long hair grows from my ears and it takes forever to pee, which I try to do on a weekly basis. On the upside, there is no blood in it since Friday last.
Who I'd like to meet: Someone who uses turnsignals.<mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" enableJSURL="false" src="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/photoslider.swf?u=34917801" enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="445" height="230"
Hey Greg! Justin and I are playing at Monterey Live tomorrow night with Marcos Cabrera and Go. We'd love to see you out there if you can make it. See my page for the flyer for more details. Have a great weekend either way.
I have a nice musicvideo animation on my site...a Swedish popband and the animation is pure love...like the fish and the monster...the whole journey...hope you will like it too...
No, really... THANKS FOR THE ADD!!! We're thanking our MySpace friends by giving away a super bad ass Go-Ped ESR750 Hoverboard. If you're eligible, and our friend, you're automatically entered!
