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-You Can Call Me Danny-
-This Will Tell You Everything You Need To Know-
-I Have Been With My Girlfriend For Over 2 Years-
-Yes It's Love-
-On A Scale Of One To Awesome...-
-I'm The Shit-
-I Have Long Shaggy-ish Hair-
-I Like ..Almost.. Every Kind Of Music-
-Mostly Rap-
-I Even Freestyle And Write Myself-
-I Make Rap Beats With Fruity Loops-
-Not Cheerios-
-I Live In Washington State By Olympia-
-It Sucks-
-I Think People Who Buy 600 Dollar Game Systems Have No Lives-
-My Dog Is Cooler Than Your Dog-
-I Am Probably Better Than You At Photoshop-
-I Do All Of My Photoshopping At AC...-
-...Which You Can Join
Here-
-Olive Garden Is Better Than All Other Resturaunts-
-I Am A Commercial Painter In The Union-
-Some People Think I Am Rich Because Of How Much I Get Paid-
-But I Have Bills Too-
-Car Insurance Is The Same As Giving Your Soul To The Devil-
-When I Was Little, I Fell Off My Bike And Pinched A Nerve...-
-...And I Was Completly Paralyzed From The Neck Down The Next Morning-
-Scary? I Know-
-Nintendo Wii's Are Fun As Hell-
-I Don't Mean To Brag N Boast, But I Got More Swag Than Most-
-My Girlfriend Puts Your's To Shame-
-The "Bourne" Series Are My Favorite Movies Ever...-
-...Followed By Italian Job-
-I Used To Be Obsessed With WWF-
-I Wish Death On Child Molesters-
-I Have Sprayed Myself In The Face With Xylene By Accident-
-If You Don't Know What That Is...-
-It Dries Up Your Tear Ducts And Has A High Probability Of Making You Permanently Blind-
-My Girlfriend Eats More Ice Than Any Glacier Can Make-
-She Can Eat An Iceberg In One Sitting-
-I Add To This A Lot-
-I Got Caught Stealing A Red Bull From Safeway-
-I Have A Friend Who I Have Known Since I Was 7-
-We Met In Texas-
-Yeah-
-Cool-
-I Am Very Close To My Fam-
-I've Met Young Dro And Danity Kane...-
-...And Have Both Of Their CD's Autographed-
-I Wish My Lawn Was Emo...-
-...Then It Would Cut Itself-
-Zumiez > Other Stores-
-Hands Down-
-Like 6:30-
-I Used To Skateboard-
-I Heard That I Was Good Quite Often-
-But Snowboarding > Skateboarding-
-I Am Not A MySpace Addict-
-My Girlfriend Is Though-
-I Am Very Good At Spelling-
-I Won The Northwest Spelling Bee Of 2,000 People-
-I Didn't Really, I Made That Up-
-I Don't Even Talk, I Let The Visa Speak-
-I Like Fitted Hats-
-But I Get Really Picky When Choosing Them-
-I Don't Drink Alcohol-
-Only On Very Special Occasions-
-Like 3 Times A Year...If That Much-
-I Hate When People Have An Outrageous Number Of Keychains-
-Pet Peeve: People Watching Me Eat-
-I Bite My Nails-
-If You Talk Shit About Me, Please Talk A LOT Of Shit...-
-...I Love The Hype-
-My Girlfriend Is Better Than Your Girlfriend-
-I've Never Been Arrested-
-My Girlfriend's Kangaroo Shoes Are The Best Female Shoes Ever-
-I Don't Do Any Drugs-
-If You Do Drugs...-
-...Slap Yourself-
-Slow Drivers Annoy Me To An Extreme-
-If You Are An 18+ Yr Old Guy...-
-...And You are With A Minor...-
-...Hang Yourself-
-I'm Not Cocky-
-I Just Know I'm That Man-
-I Like MySpace Surveys...-
-...I Probably Post Way Too Many-
-People Who Have Private Profiles Are Insecure-
-I Don't Like 'Scene' Kids-
-Or Emo Kids-
-Cuz I'm On...Wipe Me Down-
-Jack In The Box Is My Favorite Fast Food-
-I Can Be A Video Game Nerd Sometimes-
-I Don't Watch TV-
-Except For UFC And Stand Up Comedy-
-If You Have A Newer Car Than Cost More Than 3 Grand...-
-...And You Ask For Gas Money When Giving People Rides...-
-...Kill Yourself-
-I Drink A Lot Of Mountain Dew-
-I Lose My Wallet Around The House Alot-
-Almost Every CD I Have Is Burned-
-I AM The 12th Man Of The Seahawks-
-I Hate When Girls Act Immature Or Unintelligent To Seem "Cute"-
-My Black Friend Tyrone Eats Alligator Shoes-
-I'm Not Racist-
-Chances Are If You Ask Me If I Seen A Certain Movie...-
-...The Answer Will Be No-
-I Use Terragen and Cinema 4D Alot-
-Going Over Cell Phone Minutes Is Rape In Your Wallet-
-I Currently Have Two Girlfriends...-
-...Bianca And My Car-
-I Keep Coffee Companies In Business-
-I Have Been in 3 Car Accidents-
-2 Of Them Were Not My Fault-
-2 Of Them Were 15 Minutes Apart-
-Seriously-
-I Like Famous S&S Clothing A Lot-
-I Was Inducted Into The Gangster Hall Of Fame-
-I Do Not Like The Current President-
-But I Can't Complain Because I Don't Vote-
-I Almost Punched My Best Friend When I Was Little-
-For Throwing A Snowball In My Face...-
-...In A Snowball Fight-
-My Mom Has Read This Whole Thing-
-My Girlfriend Looks Good In Tight Jeans-
-I Like Watching UFC-
-Second Grade Was The First Time I Got Sent To The Principal's Office...-
-...I Cried-
-I've Watched Pretty Much Every Stand-Up Comedian You Can Think Of-
-My Girlfriend Thinks My Heel-Clicker Is Funny-
-If You Have Read This Far...-
-...I Am Impressed-
-When I See 12 Year Old Girls In Skanky Clothes...-
-I Become Overwhelmed With A Strong Urge To Backhand The Hell Out Of Them-
-I Used To Be In Karate-
-I Broke My Hand Skateboarding...-
-...And Went Bowling With It-
-I Also Broke My Pinky From Skateboarding...-
-...And It Didn't Heal Properly-
-Add A Torn Ankle Ligament To Skateboard Injuries-
-I Have A Samsung Juke Phone-
-It Was Cool...At First-
-I Think It's Funny When A Honda With A Loud Exhaust...-
-...Thinks He Has A Lamborghini-
-I Hate Rain-
-I Dropped Out Of High School...-
-...And It Was A Great Desicion-
-Seriously-
-Someone Copied This Entire About Me Onto His Page...-
-...Without Permission Or Telling Me-
-I Believe Every Murderer Should Get The Death Penalty...-
-Unless It's Self-Defense-
-Kanye West Is A God-
-I Heart B&W Photography-
-I Collect Shotglasses...-
-I Have About 75 Of Them...-
-Message Me If You Have A Starbucks Shotglass-
-People Wonder Why I Stress That I'm The Best...-
-Cus Even Bobbleheads Tell Me Yes-
-I Have Heard That I Am Good With Words In Arguements-
-Kevin James Is The Funniest Man Alive-
-I Truely Believe My Page Has The Sexiest Layout On MySpace-
-I Drive An '07 Subaru Impreza-
-But It's Not Riced-Out Like Most-
-I Hate Domestic Cars-
-My Girlfriend Says I'm Too Polite To Strangers-
-So If You Become My Friend, I Will Be Rude To You-
-Jokes-
-You Wont Become My Friend-
-Jokes x2-
-I Flipped Into A Ravine-
-It Wasn't Even A Ravine, It Was A Quarry-
-When Death Calls, I'm Good...I Got Caller ID-
-My Girlfriend Is Damn Sexy-
-I Hunt And Peck When I Type-
-But I Am A Fast Typer-
-I Download A Massive Amount Of Mixtapes-
-I Hate When White Boys Act "Gangster"-
-Every Headline I Have Is Lyrics From A Song-
-If You Read All Of This, Then You Get A Golden Star-
-I made up the word "Trake" off of "Trill"-
-It Means "Truly Fake"-
-Keep It Trill-
