Flirtin W Disaster

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Flirtin W. Disaster’s illustrious career began during an innocent (yeah right) date on 3-mile island. While her young suitor was checking for foreign objects in her tonsils, a strange glow appeared over the horizon. The realization ROLLED through her head that making out is always more fun in the presence of potential disaster. Necking during earthquakes, spooning throughout hurricanes and you don’t even want to know what she does during volcanic eruptions. Disaster has lured more then her fair share of young gentlemen to their untimely and (often) explosive end.
While tallying her totals of brutalized beaus, she met up with a gang of women with similar ambitions and tastes for destruction, not to mention a talent for dysfunctional relationships. She followed them to their hang out…in the sub sub-basement of a seedy back alley skating rink. There she discovered a whole new way to enact her aggressive appetite. She strapped on pads and skates and was easily accepted into this singularly psychotic social circle of roller derby. (Thanks Guppy!)
PS If you are free after the devastation, for a good time call 867-5309!

But seriously... MY team, the Black Widows of the Tampa Bay Derby Darlins roller derby league, had to be disbanded due to being "very bad girls" so now Im a jammer, pivot and blocker for the Switchblade Sisters. Im also a jammer and pivot for TBDD travel team, the Tampa Tantrums. Im always up for something new and exciting (but not stupid!!).