MARIO "JIZZ" VALENCIA, bass&writer// CO FOUNDER w/ roth.....
MARK "the demon" DUDA, drums//............
SHANE"monkey-man" ENHOLM, lead guitar//..
JEFF WOLFE, guitar&writer,R.I.P.//..............
MARK OLSON., vocals// ....................
other members included at one time or another:
Mark Roth,Taz, Chris Bowd, Robin & Arnold Cruz, Johnny Nobody, Mike Geek, Iggy C=NACHO , Tony Adolescent, James javier ,Kenny Ochoa,
Heavy Metal Ted, Matt Young,mark banks and a few sit-ins and probably a some-others who I can't think of at the moment or just dont matter ?
LYING DEAD ON THE.....................
ONLY 12 YEARS OLD!
A PREACHERS CONFESSION!
NECROLOGY !
///RIDING THE BLADE !
Influences
FILTHY NASTY DRUNK and or DOPED UP HOT HORNY
PASTEY WHITE SKINED FUCK FIEND MAMA'S THAT WERE AS MUCH
OR MORE HORNY AND TWISTED AND FREEKED OUT THEN WE WERE !
FLASH LIGHTS , DUMB BELL BARS, GUITAR TUNNERS, BIG STIK POPS,
BEER BOTTLES, CIGERETTS, DRUGS,
ANY THING ANY PLACE AND WHAT EVER?.......................
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THERE WAS MUSIC TOO........................
ALICE COOPER, the MISFITS ,N.Y.DOLLS,
STOOGES, THE STONES
RAMONES, THE PISTOLS
SLY STONE,HANK WILLIAMS JR.
THE RUNAWAYS,MOTORHEAD ..ECT. .....
The FLOWER LEPERDS strongly support SUICIDE GIRLS because they're
fuckin hot. Join now!
Sounds Like
WILLIAM PETER BLATTY,.....
STEVEN KING, CHARLES MANSON, BURNING WITCHES PETER CUSHING
DISPOSING OF BODIES INTO A VAT OF SULFURIC ACID
FROM POSESED MIND'S
{I love the dead before they're cold,
They're bluing flesh for me to hold.
Cadaver eyes upon me see, nothing!
I love the dead before they rise,
No farewells, no goodbyes,
I never knew your rotting face.
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave!
I have other uses for you, Darling?
We love the dead.....We love the dead.....Yeah! }
WHEN IT CUM'S ? IT COMES..............
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we were five fucked up lazy mother fuckers who fucked shit up the best we knew how. and got better at it as time went on !
We turned mother fuckers out, and left a trail of fucken destuction !
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LEPERD fans are true to the core , the scars they allowed us
to give, emotional & physical are proof right ..............Angie?
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When mother fuckers saw our 1970 baby-blue Ford econoline van pull up,
with a driver POURED in the seat behind the wheel, a BLACK raggidy mop doo in the face , cock-eyed and rolling to the back, and nodding .....
tired from driving several hundred miles/and many hours !
drinking and drugging all the way.............
THEY got the ~"F U C K"!!~ out of the way !!!!
for fear of getting run over by the doped-up,
drunken bunch of greasy long haired,
psycho moon howlen, maniac freeks!!
driving the swerving baby blue van from hell,
a previously used (( L.A. COUNTY MEAT WAGON! ))
guess it stayed a MEAT WAGON !!!!
it had a faulty tie-rod, problem's with the fly wheel, and a starter that would'nt stay on the motor, & over heated !
but, we made where we needed to go !
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THANX GOES TO OUR (( MOTHERFUCKING )) ROAD CREW !
WORKING HARD TO GET THE BAND and THEM-SELVES;
DOPED-DRUNK-GIGGEN & FUCKED ! ALWAYS !!
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THANX !!!
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PAUL "BINKIE" EPLEY - RICK"the dick" HONIKER(R.I.P.)- BRIAN BROWN-
MARK"KNUCKLES"ARSHAMBOLT- ect. and a few others ;) ................
Other bands ran from fear of getting their equipment jacked, by..
CRACK TEAM OF EXPERT CROOK PROFESSIONALS !
the LEPERD ROAD CREW!
weather they ( the other bands ) admit it or NOT ?....it was funny, to us !
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(we honestly didn't know how we ended up with a '67-8 Fender Mustang, a white Anniversery Edition Marshall half-stack, a vintage Gretch snare and 4 brand new Zildjian cymbals)......................
AND A WHOLE SHIT LOAD OF OTHER EQUIPTMENT!!!!!!
OUR ROAD-CREW WOULD DO IT ON THERE OWN,
AND TOLD US ABOUT IT......................... LATER!
WHEN THE DETECTIVES WERE ALREADY LOOKING FOR US !
AS.................>>(( SUSPECTS ))<<
COPS CALLING PHILCO @ MYSTIC RECORDS.....
OLD DOUG MOODY RAGGING N' PISSEN ON
HIM AND US, FOR BEING ASSHOLE FUCK-UPS !
POOR PHILCO.... the FLOWER LEPERD MGR.(( baby-sitter ! ))
REALLY TOOK SOME SHIT,
FOR THE LEPERDS!
I THINK HE LIKED IT ?........ a little ?
(( PHILIP RAVES/PHILCO ))
STILL ROCKEN OUT WITH HIS COCK OUT
THANX YA OL' FUCKER,
your ol' friends,with respect..............
((MARIO/J I Z Z // MARK "DEMON" DUDA))
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We don't play anymore because some of us are......
dead.. or turned goofey & hide from there ol' friends ?...
and the rest of us went to prison,
now some of us are tryen to be regular joe BLOW's...
you know sears robuckes all the way,........hmmmm?
you figure whos WHO?!!!!
some of surviving members are still recuperating
and contemplating the triumphant come back !!
JIZZ says............ R I T E !
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we wanna say, T H A N X to
THE S.G.V. HOME BOYS N' HONEY'S....& the SISSIES too !
& ALL THAT WERE THERE WITH US ALONG THE WAY !
(( WEST COVINA // COVINA ))
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THE CRAZY HOMMIE from the I.E.,...."get the gage" !!!!
(( back to back-cuts, bumps & bruises ))
JERR-BO ! thanx for being there homie,
>>>>>>(( FUCK-IT ! ))<<<<<<<<<<
your not still bringing home the strays..... ARE YOU ?
and all the I.E. crazy's !
y'all likes ta fuck shit up! (( M-YOUTH )) ....OH YEAH pee-per TOO!
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the FLOWER-LEPERD's very own fucken rolling stone!
the L.A.//HOLLYWOOD...street legend!!??
MONKEY MAN //the PONY TAIL BANDIT !
how many banks?
is now tattooing some-where in the - s.f. valley?
where ever he layes his hat is his home.........
the above people, places & accounts are real...............
the stories are true !!
and we had a GOOD FUCKEN TIME doen it all !
weather or not you enjoyed it, or not !
WE JUST DID'NT & DONT GIVE A FUCK !
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THIS IS THE FLOWER-LEPERDS !!
1982-1987 orig. band !
NOW YOU KNOW !!!
We have a professional studio located in El Cajon (San Diego) California. We are doing custom price quotes RIGHT NOW for the cheapest unadvertised prices imaginable.
Hit us back if you are interested and we will give you the details!
Cheers,
Jeff & Mike
MANN! I'M GLAD I CAN COME TO THIS PAGE AND FEEL THE OLDSKOOL VIBE! LONG LIVE THE HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS, JAIL BIRDS, DRUG ADDICTS AND REAL PUNK KIDS OF THE S.G.V.
man how did time pass so fast just seem like yesterday mario skating over too my house and asking to hit a gig with me .he was only in 7th grade thats going back..sad about old jeff . greg genkack and s olsen all grate kats
I remember the first time I saw the Leperds at the Cathay... hairy mophead little fucks that rocked the house, all 10 people. The first thing I said, I'm Phil'co you wanna make a record... The rest is history
Flower leperds easily the coolest rock band ever. For those that live on, thanks for the memories. For those that don't... I'm sure your keeping the devil busy.
hey Mark I cannot post a comment but that picture of us at the 4th of july(do not ask me why I cannot post)..that was elysian park..they used to have a smokin 4th of july party there just the best..kiddie pools full of alcohol and food that was my favorite party.........that was great...look at Ness in his goddamn beret....but like most of my memory of that time its a little foggy....I remember Mario calling me and asking me if i wanted to go....
who was that handsome guy who played all those smokin leads....someone should give that guy a medal...if for nothing else...outliving everyone else...its now just you and me Duda(well Mark olson but he's tripping for about 15 years now....you thought the first 44 were baaad....watch me now.....
, CHARLES MANSON
, BURNING WITCHES PETER CUSHING
DISPOSING OF BODIES INTO A VAT OF SULFURIC ACID
FROM POSESED MIND'S
