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Kyuubi-Demonic Monstrosity{Going to hell}
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Kyuubi-Demonic Monstrosity{Going to hell}'s Interests
General
When people piss me off to near insanity i imagine myself beating the shit out of them with a frying pan! is that enough for General information???
Also for those of you who mess with my friends, Family, or people i know and like, Heaven nor hell will save you from the pain i will inflict upon your mortal body! I will rip you to fucking shreds if you hurt the people dear to me. My friends and family are important to me. I am usually a pretty nice person but like i said fuck with my precious people and there will be dire consequences.
Also i enjoy talking with my friends about theories of how the human race will eventually destroy itself, or which came first the chicken or the egg, fun stuffs like that. (sounds depressing but if you listen they are quite funny epically when we go off on tangents ^^)
Me when i read...*shifty eyes* MINE! *Runs away with dark side of the moon and FAKE*~Engel-Deamoness-CD on deviantART
I Links to my account w/t drawings...yeah check it out if u want
I HATE SPINACH!! I WOULD RATHER SHOOT MY SELF IN THE FOOT THAN EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY! My mom used to have this game on her cell and when i was younger i used to use up the entire battery just playing that game^^ (it was very ammusing)
Which Naruto Guy is for You?
Hatake KakashiYou don't mind that he's a perv and you love his seriousness. But what's really special to you, is the rare moments when he's genuinely sweet. Take this quiz!
Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive.
Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving.
This image as odd as it is, is dedicated to my Yaoi Crazed friends, Hey herd I wonder when our minds will be as warped as this? That will be interesting...
Music
Almost anything...
You Are 80% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.
THE PUNISHER (BEST FUCKING MOVIE OF ALL TIME!! SEE IT HAS ITS OWN LINE(S)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (was a book at one time)
Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
The Boondock saints,
Detective Greenly: These guys are miles away by now, but if you want to beat your head against a wall, then here's what you're looking for: they're scared, like two little bunny rabbits. Anything in a uniform or flashing blue lights is gonna spook 'em, OK? So the only thing we can do is put a potato on a string and drag it through South Boston, "Thanks for coming out!"
[Murphy and Connor walk into the station and Smecker sees them]
Murphy: You'd probably have better luck with a beer.
Connor: Aye, you would.
Detective Greenly: Fuck.
Paul Smecker: Hey, Greenly. Onion bagel, cream cheese.
King Kong, 10 Things i Hate about you, Resident Evil,Resident Evil Apocalypse,Hellboy,Underworld,Sin City,Van Helsing, All Batman Movies
Batman Forever
[upon reaching Claw Island]
Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.
Dick Grayson: I need a name! Batboy, Nightwing, I dunno. What's a good sidekick name?
Bruce Wayne: How about Dick Grayson, college student?
Dick Grayson: Screw you!
Blade(all)
Danica Talos: Enough! It's not funny anymore!
Hannibal King: No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be in a few seconds from now. See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now?
[Asher, Jarko, and Danica start coughing]
Hannibal King: That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!
[Jarko and Asher cough harder]
Hannibal King: Which means the fat lady should be singing, right... about... now!
[pause where nothing happens]
Hannibal King: Heh, this is awkward.
[still nothing]
Hannibal King: Do you have a cell phone?
Demolition Man
John Spartan: [to machine on wall after finding out that they no longer use toilet paper] Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.
Moral Statute Machine: John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute.
John Spartan: [grabbing the tickets] So much for the seashells. See you in a few minutes.
The Pacifier,
Lulu Plummer: I think you're cute!
Shane Wolfe: [awkwardly] Thank you.
Lulu Plummer: Do you know Kung Fu?
Shane Wolfe: Yes.
Lulu Plummer: Have you ever hit a guy so hard his head came off?
Shane Wolfe: No.
Lulu Plummer: Why are your boobs so big?
Shane Wolfe: [shocked] They are not... boobs.
Lulu Plummer: Do you have to wear a bra?
Shane Wolfe: What?
Lulu Plummer: Will mine be as big as yours one day?
Shane Wolfe: Isn't it about time you go nappy-poo in beddy-bye land?
Lulu Plummer: Do I look like I'm five?
Shane Wolfe: What did I say?
Lulu Plummer: Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you.
X-Men(all),
The Transporter,
Frank: I'd like to do some sight-seeing.
Pilot: this plane isn't for tourists
[Frank pulls out gun]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."
Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No...”Frederick."
Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen."
Igor: I see.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
[He pronounces it ee-gor]
Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?
this isnt the same scene but its funny none the less (same movie Young Frankenstien)
[in Victor Frankenstein's laboratory]
Igor: [sings] I ain't got no body, and nobody cares for me. Yakka tak ta a yakka tak ta ha!
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor.
Igor: Froedrick.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How did you get here?
Igor: Through the dumbwaiter.
The Ref
Murray: Gus?
Gus: What?
Murray: When are we gonna open presents?
Gus: Presents? Is that what you said? Presents? We'll open them when we get there. No, in fact, I'll save you the trouble. Your present is a giant fucking canon. And you're gonna crawl in it. Then I'm gonna get 2 pounds of gunpowder and I'm gonna shoot you right out of Jersey! And then I'm gonna drive to Jersey, and pick up all the parts of your body and put them in a plastic bag. Then I'm gonna drive to my house with you in the bag and toss you into the fireplace. I'm gonna get my glass of whiskey and watch the Charlie Brown special with your ashes burning IN MY FUCKING HOUSE! AGH!
Murray: Gus?
Gus: What?
Murray: What's that smell?
Gus: Shut up.
Snatch,Saving Silverman,Hot Shots Part Delux,Office Space, The Phantom of the Opera, Fun with Dick and Jane, Jay and silent bob strikes back, Mallrats,Clerks,X-Men(all)Tango and Cash
Assistant Warden Matt Sokowski: What's widdya friend?
Gabriel Cash: He's a little upset. He misses his wardrobe.
[then as they leave the room]
Ray Tango: I DO miss my wardrobe.
And i'll just end the list here to save your sanity. MY CHIPS POTATO! ( do you say potato or patato?)
Television
hmm well tv lets start with anime first since...it starts with a Friggn' A! DBZ(yes i know it is out dated but it is funny) outlaw Star, One piece, Inu-Yasha, Ghost in the shell, Hellsing, FullMetal Panic, Trigun, Gundam Wing( I dont like Gunadam seed its just...BLAH!) Bleach, Gravatation, Angel Sanctuary, Loveless GTO!(suggest you watch it but if you are under 15 then don't) and Naruto. Hmm theres Also Family guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Law and order CSI Miami, SVU, CI and yeah i think there was another but hmm just cant remember oh well^^ and yeah when i get bored i sometimes watch a random channel, and in most cases it just turns out to be some old romance movie that i have seen several times...(its pathetic really) Also i have been known to watch cooking shows like Iron Sheff(thats alway entertaining) And Queer Eye for the straight guy(oh yes its a show with gay men who help straight guys with style and well cooking Fear it (jk) OH i also watch Angel (i love dat show its amazing!!Also my two Fav Characters) and Bones...cuz its also fun......
yeah thats it for now
You're 60% Irish
You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.
(And if you're not, you should be!)
I'm a bookworm i live in books. I dont even remember half the books titles nor can i remember the author but i mostly remember all the different stories. Afew of my faviorite authors are Stephen King, Laurn Kerner(or something like that) Laura Resnic, Nancy Farmer, C.S Lewis (read the screw tape leters very confusing but good) Harker moor(a cruel season for dieing, its a very twisted and messed up book)and William Sleator.( if you add a letter and switch some letters around his name spells Skelator) I looked in my bookself and found the amazing manga shelf! I read King of Hell, Fake, Trigun, Berserk, Full Metal Alchemist, spawn, Petshop of Horrors, Inuyasha, Jing King of Bandits and hot gimmic S(the alternate ending YAY! HATSUMI ENDS UP WITH SHINOGUE AND NOT RYOKI!
YAY! BOOKS!
Heroes
As people grow they start to see the world around them. As they develop mentally and physically, they usually find someone who is everything that they want to be, their hero. I am very different from those people for a simple reason. I don’t have a hero. You may be a bit curious as to why, or you have nothing to do and you just decided to read some random profile. I never had a hero for a few reasons. The main one being, in the end that hero will leave you or disappoint you in a way that will leave you alone and broken. It is then you will learn an important lesson. In life you can’t depend on anyone. They will only let you down in the end. You can’t hide behind some fake image that you have made up; it will only lead to more pain and many problems. You can call it crazy; call it what you like, but in the end the only one who can pick your battered body up is you. No one will help you. They may stand next to your broken body and say encouraging things, but they won’t lift a finger. They will only watch. In the end one must look into themselves for the encouragement and motivation needed to get through life, because no one will help.
Kyuubi-Demonic Monstrosity{Going to hell}'s Blurbs
About me: Well i am what most people at home call different. I can be a hyperactive 2 year old one minute and then a "mature" adult(me an adult nah! when pigs fly)I like being around good friends because then we all can just joke around about random things, it really is fun! And two of my good friends are complete PERVERTS!!!(this means you DUCKY AND CHOCOBO!!)So now it seems i have a perverted mind, damnit. In the words of an embarrassing teacher, instead of embrace you inner self, a different motto would be embrace you inner pervert!(everyone apparently has one...they just need
crazy friends to bring it out)I call my dads girl friend ero-seine(sp?) which i believe, if i got the translation right, perverted frog hermit(or something along those lines) Any other interesting things...OH! i am a pyro maniac! I like fire and i did buy a really neat zippo lighter(no i don't smoke its gross and the smoke itself makes me wanna barf!)And it says,"People should stop angering me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."(sometimes its hard to read cuz the writing is all squished together) I have blond hair which is short now (but i'm trying to grow it out) and my other nickname i have is......>>....<<..Fluffy. Yes i know its hilarious but i got it cuz its like EVERYONE has a fetish for my hair!!and i ALWAYS get pat on the head like a dog.(HELLO I AM NOT A DAMN DOG!!! I DON'T HAVE EARS, FUR, OR A DOGIE TAIL! I am a human so stop petting my hair!!(this is aimed at you BESSY NEE-CHAN!!, dad, SHAWNEE, LORIE, Hanna, and ALBANY!) My favorite food is dun dun dun! THE DONUT!!! I LOVE DONUTS!! But i rarely get to have em*sniff* WHY COULDN"T THERE BE A BAKERY WHERE I LIVE!?Oh and rice pudding is another one of my favorites! Umm odd habits i have, well you can call me dense but when i wake up in the morning, i usually forget to open the door so i kinda walk into my door ^________________^;;(i can't think straight when i get up) I love playing pranks an April fools day is my second favorite day of the year my first is Halloween (and no its not because of the candy, i just like dressing in crazy costumes and well being crazy)hmm i think a funny story should make this more interesting! Shawnee, Taylor and i were sitting around the fire pit in my backyard and we were roasting marshmallow. I wasn't paying attention and mine set on fire, i didn't think to blow out the little flame, so i started swinging it around trying to douse the fire, and then WHOOSH!! a chunk of my marshmallow flew into Taylors hair. Shawnee leaps out of her seat and spikes a clump of Taylors hair, with the marshmallow and she says, "Gretchen I think Ducky's happy to see you." then my sister Brittany pops out of NOWHERE and says,"no shes happy to see me." in this odd and disturbing kind of voice. Believe it or not being lazy is very difficult, very few people can pull it off! it is true!! Also i'd like to just add, i have a tendency to daydream alot and during those times images such as the one below will pop into my mind ^^
its my role model lol jk
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I'm a DMC Fanatic as well ^^
Below are the signs of someone watching too much naruto
* · Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.
* · Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
* · Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
* · Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
* · Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
* · Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
* · Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
* · Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
* · Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
* · Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
* · Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
* · Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
* · Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
* · Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
* · Start to call your teachers Sennin.
* · Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
* · Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
* · When someone ask you who your dream guy is and you say Kakashi.
* · Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
* · Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Kakashi(umm odd one).
* · Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
* · Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
* · Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
* · Put a picture of Kakashi in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend.
* · List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
* · Can spout out a random character quote on command.
* · Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
* · Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
* · Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!?!".
* · Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
* · Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
* · Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
* · Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then You'll jump rope 1500.
* · Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
* · When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
(no i did not write this, i dont have that much time on my hands)
In memory of Vinson Frank Ertz
(Uncle Vinny/Vince)
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May 3,1955- September 3, 2007
At first glance you would think that he was probably a crude and easily irritated man, but if you had thought that before ever meeting him, you would be very wrong. My Uncle Vince was the type of person who would take time out of his day to help the little old lady across the street. He had a heart of gold and those who were fortunate enough to meet him would know this. Now I’m not saying this man was perfect, he sometimes made mistakes, but he would do what ever he could to fix the problem.
An example of this would be when my uncle Vince was in costumer service, and he had a “difficult call” sent to him. This lady who had bought a product was upset because there was something wrong with the delivery, the delivery turned out to be a Christmas gift for her son. So my uncle offered to call the lady’s son and say he was Santa Clause so her son wouldn’t think that old St Nick hadn’t forgotten him. He told the boy that he had been a very good boy this year, and not to worry that his present would be a little late because the elves accidentally switched presents so it was going to be sent back to the North pole for repairs and then sent to him. Not many people went the extra mile to help people but he always did. He also gave people the benefit of a doubt. (or whatever that damn saying was)
Vince had a philosophical side to him that only family and friends knew very well. He was always sure to make sure that you knew his political views CLEARLY! And how did he do that you may wonder? He would start some argument. My uncle loved to argue. We would spend hours on end at family reunions arguing about which programs, books, what is the best way to knock down you opponent, (we were both in martial art of some sorts) game consuls or games in general were better. He won most of them, (I can only count the times on one hand, the times I won) and I would always complain that he cheated. And then he would reply no Gretchy you just need to read something educational like “Plato’s Republic.” Then Uncle Greg would pop out of nowhere and say BINNY, GRETCHY BOO, and just hug us lol. (I think he loved bugging uncle Vince hence nick naming him Binny) Then the whole family would sit down and eat while telling family stories. His favorite one was our family trip to some river rapids in Mexico. Why? That’s a good question. Probably because my father had promised my mother that my two sisters and I would not be going horseback riding nor would we be allowed to go on the rapids. And what did we do, yes you guessed it the thing dad had promised mom we wouldn’t do. So dad was sleeping on the couch, my uncle always thought that was hilarious, and made quite a few jokes about it whenever my dad was around. (I don’t think my dad ever told my mother that I floated/fell out of the raft or else he would have had worse punishment) This trip I don’t remember much of except for the fact that I had brought my favorite hat with me. It had a yellow bill and the rest was back, and on that hat was Mickey Mouse with a big yellow M in the background. This is where Uncle Vince nick named me little mousy. And he said it was because I was so small. And he supported this with the fact that I was shorter than most four year olds, (its odd how the runts grow taller then the rest) I had a small nose like a mouse, I had the infamous Ertz ears, my t-shirts looked like I had borrowed them from someone else, and if I was hungry I could probably smell food a mile away. On our way to some odd restaurant, uncle Vince started falling behind because he was looking at rugs, so someone, i don't remember who, dragged him into the middle of the group, and scolded him for being worse than a five year old. ( i think it was uncle steve..)
Uncle Vince was a very important part of my family. He was really a great person. And everyone misses him dearly. We miss his little jokes, his philosophy, his uncanny ability to always say the right things at the right time, his love for music (making music and listening to it as well), his way of making an impression on many of the people who he just met, his Trademark Ertz laugh, his bullheadedness (another Ertz trait), and just the fact that no matter what he would always stick by his family. There are four aunts and uncles in body, but there are still four brothers and a sister in spirit. Uncle Vince I hope where ever you are that you are happy, and don’t forget to give your new home hosts a run for their money argument wise ne?
Quotes:
"Death is the release from all pain and complete cessation, beyond which our suffering will not extend. It will return us to that condition of tranquility, which we had enjoyed before we were born. Should anyone mourn the deceased, then he must also mourn the unborn. Death is neither good nor evil, for good or evil can only be something that actually exists. However, whatever is of itself nothing and which transforms everything else into nothing will not at all be able to put us at the mercy of fate."
~Seneca(4.B.C.-65A.D.)
Roman Philoshopher and Dramatist
"What is the most difficult of all things? What seems to you to be the easiest: to see with your eyes what your eyes are looking at."
~Johann Wolfgang Von Goeth(1749-1832)
German Poet, Scientist and Art Theorist
I think Ichigo and Renji look CUTE TOGETHER!! OH and for those of you who don't know what their names mean!
Renji=Orange(he has red hair)
Ichigo=Strawberry(orange hair)
so they are perfect for each other!!
Which Samurai Champloo Character Are You? Haha kakashi jumping iruka ^^
You Are An INFP
The Idealist
You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.
Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.
It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.
But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.
You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.
Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from
the skies.
Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are
principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of
behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the
dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms
of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true
corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you
will see we three, and on that day you will repent.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power
hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may
swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth
to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine
patris, et filii et spiritus sancti.”
- "The Boondock Saints" Connor and Murphy
Which type of Dragon are you?
Demon Dragon Mysterious,Passionate,and quick to Anger.You scored as the Demon Dragon.You are mysterious and nobody knows what you are up to next.You are passionate yet sometimes Clumsy,but that doesn't stop you from being who you are.You sometimes lack intelligence but you always get steady afterwards.You are compatible with Fire Dragons.Avoid Water Dragons.
Lloyd: What? You lied to me! You said you were finished!
Caroline: I said I hadn't finished a cigarette. I take a couple drags, I don't inhale.
Lloyd: Oh you are such a liar!
Caroline: I am not, I said...
Gus: [Gus is sick of the argument and pushes both of them over in thier chairs] Did you say that you would quit, Caroline? DID YOU SAY... that you would quit?
Caroline: [shaking her head yes]
Gus: YES! So that means that YOU are a liar, end of story.
Lloyd: [chuckles thinking he's won, but Gus looks over and comes towards him]
Gus: [putting the gun to his head] You saw the stop sign didn't you, Lloyd?
[waving the gun back and forth]