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Francois Fly (Famous)

General Info

  • Genre:

    Female / Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy

  • TV Shows

    Oh, lots of TV appearances. I have a video camera!

  • Films

    Stunt double for Vincent Price in The Fly. They offered to let me revive my role in the Jeff Goldbloom remake, but I wouldn't disgrace myself like that, (plus I was "visiting Betty Ford" at the time. Takin' care of a little bug spray addiction.)

  • Albums

    No album yet. But this limited edition Francois Fly action figure has gotten me all kinds of action from all kinds of figures. Or maybe I just used the action figure plus some Barbie dolls to pretend I was getting action, I can't remember. It's been a long decade.

  • Website

    This is it, right here, myspace.com/flycomedian

  • Bio



    Click Here to join my Fan Club. Get discounts on rollerskating and special "secret recipe" donut offers!!!!

    Fruitflies

    Spanish Fly

    No, of course Francois Fly is not my real name. I didn't think Francis Flykowski was show biz enough.

    Red was my first dog. He was a good dog. My siblings and I enjoyed every last bite.

    Eventually I had to pupate and leave the comforts of home. Truth is I was kicked out of France because, despite being born there, I couldn't get the accent right.

    I flew off to Hollywood to seek fame and fortune, but that's a long way to fly, so I stopped in Sacramento because there's a lot of what us flies love there, if you know what I mean.

    Some little human brat pulled my wings off so I got stuck in the cow town for a while. That's where I met Karen Anderson who got me started in comedy though she'll never admit to it. I'd previously planned on doing porn.

    So, I started a film festival called the Trash Film Orgy, worked on my stand up and became a big fish in a littly, tiny, miniscule, puddle (a drop really). Go SACTO!

    Now I bide my time between Sac, SF and LA. I should be dead soon, flies don't normally live this long you know. That's supposed to make you want to sleep with me right quick. Is it working?

    My goal is to become the most famous French Insect Comedian in the world.

    Okay, now go make me famous. Thanks.
    Click Here to join my Fan Club. Get discounts on rollerskating and special "secret recipe" donut offers!!!!

  • Members

    Just me.
    I'm all you need.
    I'm a one man sketch comedy troupe.
    I'm The League of Nations, The Super Friends, Three of the Four Horsemen and The Osmond Brothers (and sisters) all rolled up in one.

  • Influences

    The Unknown Comic, Neil Hamburger, Tiny Tim, Andy Kaufman, Woody Allen, Mitch Hedberg, Steve Martin, Bob Newhart, Richard Pryor,

Blurbs

About me:

I've been attracted to the spotlight for a long time.I perform at comedy clubs but more often at Cabarets, Cafes, Art Galleries and other venues for comedy that's actually funny.

And hey! I have a freakin' fan club!!! Go there now!

Who I'd like to meet:

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Interests

  • Books

    Everybody Poos, The Encyclopedia of Poo, Potty Poo Poo Wee Wee (a real book, I swear), The Poo Bomb- True Tales of Parental Terror, Lord of The Flies, There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly (scared the hell out of me when I was wee maggot), The Spider and The Fly (I like the horror genre I guess), The Last Laugh by Phil Berger, Lost In The Funhouse: The Life and Mind of Andy Kaufman.

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