spencer paige

About me:

I'm not an interesting person. Every day I do the same thing over and over again. My favorite movie is The Neverending Story and my favorite song is L.O.V.E by Ashlee Simpson. I hate humidity. I love overcast skies. My dog Ted is the best guy in the world, and Lucy just got hit by a car a few days ago... Her leg was broken. I don't play games and Miller Lite is my beer of choice. Batman seems like a decent person and I hate the Taj Mahal. I only regret 4 things that I have ever done during the course of my life. Mixed Martial Arts is an okay hobby of mine. Girls are wierd. Pink Lemonade tastes good with almost anything (except toothpaste), as does chicken. I hate pumping gas in my car, diet soda is a fluke and I rarely have to shave. I sleep with 4 pillows on a king size bed with a fan and air conditioner running at all times. I have never been beaten in a game of Yahtzee. Being an astronaut wouldn't be a bad thing at all. I have never played an instrument, but I can sing along to any song better than the actual singer can. I tend to change hats every 12-16 months because I get attached. I'm afraid of vampires, but if I could be anything, I would be a rock and exist forever. I believe in aliens. I don't believe in luck. Making any attempt to understand me, psychologize me, or touch me will result in a discouragingly depressing waste of time. If you are able to wear white sunglasses and still look good, I may keep you company. I hate credit cards. I am part of the 1% of humans that can lick their own elbow. The idea of saving anything seems unreasonable to me. Proof that I'm not lying; I've had a savings account since I was born and the current balance is $6.09. One day, I'd love to understand how a keyboard works. I want what everyone wants, I just want it more. I will risk almost everything (as long as it doesn't hurt anyone other than myself) to get what I want. The cherry on top of the sundae that is my life has to be my beautiful little monster, Liza, I love you woman. The best times of my life have yet to come... Anyways, check out this highlight video from my first 3 fights.