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Rude Mechanicals
Post punk / Jazz / Alternative

I've taken the teeth from a crocodile's smile



London, London and South East
United Kingdom

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Last Login:  11/20/2009
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Member Since1/11/2006
Band Websitewww.rudemechanicals.org.uk
Band Members Miss Roberts - vocals, occasional drunken harmonica. Controversial visionary, eccentric, and collector of small insignificant objects.

Lynda Beast - on violin, cornet, saw & other things. A somewhat enigmatic figure....

Guy Avern - bass, keyboards - Once played the bass with a plastic fish and on a separate occasion sat on a swivel chair with a yellow paper cone to his mouth shouting whilst spinning round very quickly. He doesn't know how wide he is but he still vibrates to music which makes him feel quite good.

Cos - guitar, bass, synth, backing vocals - spent several years at sea before going into music full time. Loves doing anything that makes him the centre of attention, including improv and standing in a room full of people talking at them - also farts about with video-art, installation and sound-design for dance and theatre - which is as pretentious as it sounds, but probably more fun - if you follow

Kittykat - oboe, keyboard, vocals, etc - Bye for now - will return as a guest artist - "thanks for the hard work, especially on Glass Eye" (cos)

Tommy G says: "I am a drummer... Sort of". We think he's rather good actually, but more than this we've been unable to get out of him...

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Record LabelEx Gratia and RIM Records
Type of LabelIndie


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Nov 15 2009 6:00P
the foundry London, London and South East

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   About Rude Mechanicals
"RUDE MECHANICALS have to be seen, no they really do have to be seen": Organ Magazine

New Single - Body Fluids/Etiquette available on line and on USB flashdrive from Ex Gratia
Ex Gratia Recordings

Irritating Fly - the single - out now also on Ex Gratia
Irritating Fly Cover


And Now Glass Eye out on Rim
Glass Eye Cover


A Pan-dimensional Creature manifesting itself in your reality as an Absurd Rock Band consisting of Miss Roberts and her symbiotic slaves. Post Punk Alt Funk Art Rock...maybe? Dancing, lessons in Toe Sucking, body fluid meditation and other complimentry therapies included. Come, come now to my dark dark dark dark pit of...darkness, and wallow in your decadent moistness....

Here are some great pics of the Rivington Gig, just click the photo:
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- big thanks to Julius for the pics

MC Rebbe - The Rapping Rabbi says:
"...my latest discovery, Miss Roberts & The Rude Mechanicals, a head on collision between James Brown, The Cramps & Japanese Noh Theatre, that had everyone on the dance floor."..

...Le McFadden in the Morning Star says:

"...(the Rude Mechanicals) play with a commitment and ability that results in favourable comparisons to their admitted influences Frank Zappa and Captain Beefheart. The Rude Mechanicals' live set simultaneously leaves new converts petrified, quizzical, musically refreshed and convulsed at the bizarre outrageousness of it all..."

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Club Integral

Club Integral



Nov 16 2009 3:55 PM

Club Integral @ Whitechapel Gallery, 18th December 2009.

Featuring music from Lotus Pedals, Nobodies, MayMing, Boycott Coca-Cola Experience and Jack Shirt. + DJ Chris Cornetto and projections from Jaime Rory Lucy of Rucksack Cinema

Entry: £7.00

Whitechapel Gallery

77-82 Whitechapel High St 

London, E1

020 7334 3922




Lotus Pedals: - "Gorgeous live music from the supremely strange Lotus Pedals, who remained on stage throughout the show...shambolic, bold and beautiful...offers truly unique rewards." Beccy Smith - British Theatre Guide.




NOW

NOW



Nov 15 2009 1:03 AM

"OOO-DOO-SIGH" is a live album by NOW, recorded in Japan, available for free download, here:
http://www.archive.org/details/ca320_n
CLUB HELL

CLUB HELL



Nov 13 2009 10:14 AM

THE FINAL ATROCITY!
Club Hell is closing its gates for good!
6 acts, 5 DJS.
Come celebrate!
This'll be quite a thing...


Moose Factory

Moose Factory
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Nov 12 2009 9:44 AM



December 6 @ The George

The Sans Pareil

Wart Biter

Gagarin

3.30pm
FREE!

373 Commercial Road
E1
Anarchistwood

Anarchistwood



Nov 10 2009 9:14 PM

psychedelic felicitations!
The Good News NEW SONGS!

The Good News NEW SONGS!



Nov 10 2009 6:20 PM

Hello, we are fans of your music. We would love to play with you if you need some support for a london date anytime, as I think we have things in common..

Also, we are having an EP launch party at the macbeth next wednesday night (18th) if any of you are in the area.. x
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Túlio Rangel

Túlio Rangel



Nov 4 2009 6:18 AM

UNIVERSE

Comparing the solar system to an atom, the earth is an electron.

How do you feel being one among zillions of inhabitants of an electron?

Comparing one atom to the solar system, each electron is a planet.

How do you feel being a universe?

The Base Galactic thanks!

Tea and Biscuits presents

Tea and Biscuits presents



Oct 31 2009 12:00 PM

Club Integral

Club Integral



Oct 26 2009 2:50 PM




D23

D23



Oct 25 2009 11:16 PM

good evening
my mechanical mateys!
Anarchistwood

Anarchistwood



Oct 21 2009 6:54 PM

Tea and Biscuits presents

Tea and Biscuits presents



Oct 18 2009 12:29 PM

Moose Factory

Moose Factory
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Oct 17 2009 6:18 PM



November 1 @ The George

Nick Marsh and Katherine Blake
Nila and the Rajas
Penelope Edmund
Le truc und die maschine

3.30pm
FREE!

373 Commercial Road
E1
Human Error Music

Human Error Music



Oct 15 2009 8:46 PM

This Saturday from 8pm
Television Personalities
Woog Riots
Milk Kan
Corporal Machine & The Bombers
Take good care of yourself
Anarchistwood

Anarchistwood



Oct 13 2009 1:28 PM

come play with us on Samhain!
The *Gypsy Hotel* Club (next party Sat 21 Nov!)

The *Gypsy Hotel* Club (next party Sat 21 Nov!)



Oct 12 2009 4:52 PM

We are 3!!!

Come join us at Bardens Boudoir this Saturday (17/10) and celebrate 3 years of “Bourbon Soaked Snake Charmin’ Rock’n’Roll Cabaret”!

NOW OPEN TILL 4AM! Cover £9.99

Le chAos fActØrY ©.

Le chAos fActØrY ©.



Oct 7 2009 4:56 PM


“93 Connecting All Circuits 93”

Hello my trusted friend

Have you connected yet?

Come and take a listen,

Tune in,
Drop a tab,
And freak out.

Sometimes even angels lose their heads.

vivA Le ChAos*..


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ACT ART 7 Children Of The Damned

Act Art



Oct 6 2009 5:00 PM

HOPE YOU CAN MAKE THE SHOW RUDE MECHANICALS

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Mr E

Mr E



Oct 3 2009 3:29 PM

Neil Luck - FREE EP DOWNLOAD

Neil Luck - FREE EP DOWNLOAD



Sep 25 2009 2:15 PM

Hi Rude Mechanicals

I’ve got a new free download of recent recorded material. You can download for free at the Last FM link below.

its 12 minutes long

thanks!

Neil

 

Free MP3s on Last.fm

Ground Techniques

 

GALVANISED! FESTIVAL

GALVANISED! FESTIVAL



Sep 15 2009 9:28 PM


hey - 



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Pearl Handled Revolver

Pearl Handled Revolver



Sep 14 2009 7:09 PM

Hi guys, we looking for gigs at any cool blues/rock clubs you might know of?? Check out our little gift below and see if you can think of anywhere you'd like to see us play....Any ideas and we'll follow them up with gratitude!



 Thanks for your help.
Moose Factory

Moose Factory
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Sep 1 2009 5:41 PM



Sep 6
3.30 Start
FREE! @ The George
373 Commercial Road
E1 0LA

Helene
Astrakan
Monster Bobby

Hope to see you there!



La Folie

La Folie



Sep 1 2009 4:08 PM

La Folie are back in town again and we playing at the O2 Academy on Friday 11th of Septmeber! It's £4 a ticket and you get in to Transmission afterwards for free! Entry to that is usually £5 so it makes blatent sense to come see us first and you save a quid as well! get in touch if you fancy coming down

Poster is done by Mr Nick again, enjoy...



Love Mannie La Folie
Some Bizzare Label

Some Bizzare Label



Aug 30 2009 5:55 AM

some bizzare
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