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Jackie Clarke
Jackie Clarke Pooping my pants since 1992.

Female
103 years old
Brooklyn, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 11/20/2009
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Websitejackieclarke.net/

    Jackie Clarke's Interests
GeneralComedy, UCB Theatre, Writing, my nephew, radio, sample sales, gay people, ebay, Project Runway, Tim Gunn, salt, New Yorker Magazine, US Magazine, fried foods, drugs blackout drinking, rock and roll, making out, crying, friendship, relationships ..
MusicWilco, Beth Orton, Magnetic Fields, Cat Power, the Shaggs!, White Stripes, Tom Petty, Nick Cave, Nick Drake, any cool moody Nick, Belle and Sebastian, Looper, Radiohead, Interpol, Flaming Lips, New Pornographers, Goldfrapp, Go Team!, Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah!, Timberlake, Beyonce, Prince, Outkast, Kelly Clarkson (sort of pretend I'm a 13 year-old girl also)
MoviesRushmore, Annie Hall, Singing in the Rain, Wings of Desire, Serial Mom, All About Eve, The Women, Romancing the Bone, Hoop Dreams, Party Girl, Harold and Maude, All that Jazz
TelevisionThe Office, Young Ones, Project Runway, Robyn Bird Show, Law and Order, Christopher Lowell's show, Larry Sanders, Dr. Who, Blossom
BooksSong of Solomon, Catcher in the Rye, Cruddy, Letters to Wendy's, Running with Scissors, Great Gatsby, any Raymond Carver story, Found Magazine
HeroesEdie Falco, Bob Fosse, Jerry Orbach
Groups: COLE SLAWESOME!GLAMMUprightCitizensBrigadeTourCoASSSSCAT 3000UCBTNYCYes, and........ People.92.3 K-Rock The ROCK OF NY92.3 Krock Memorial

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     Jackie Clarke's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 4" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:I like Vodka

   Jackie Clarke's Companies
UCB Theatre
New York, NY US




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Trivia Night
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Welcome to Our House
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Mommy Time
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My comic book life
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Real Calls to 311
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Sexy Traffic
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   Jackie Clarke's Blurbs
About me:
I used to co-host a radio show with my friend Jake Fogelnest. You can find all of the old episodes here. I'm continuing my tour as the Whore of FreeFM (92.3 FREE FM in NYC)...I've done radio with Danny Bonaduce, Sid Rosenberg, Crazy Cabbie, Nick DiPaolo, Nik Carter, JV and Elvis, Max Kellerman and Danni from Booker's show. Penn Jillette said I sounded really cute...but then wondered why I was on radio...good point! If you are looking for an experienced radio talk-show host - drop me a line!

You can also check out my website at http://www.jackieclarke.net/.

More about me? Sure. Why not. I'm a big fan of Mozilla's tabs, I'm a pretty slow runner. I like vodka.

Also, I'm a super cool comedy genius. For realsie. I am top 5 in awesomeness. Top 3 in making out. Check out a short I did with my comedy partner Julie Klausner.

Who I'd like to meet:
Kevin Youkilis

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Kartwheel Kristen

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Oct 31 2008 3:07 AM


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Oct 10 2008 2:36 AM

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Sep 29 2008 3:35 AM

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Sep 25 2008 3:08 AM

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Sep 25 2008 5:31 PM

It's nice to be ADD'ed.
The Freeloved

The Freeloved



Sep 24 2008 4:19 PM

Hey Jackie


Hi from the UK. Thanks for adding us as a friend.

Only 2 days to the weekend. hope you are having a great week.

Saw on your profile your television faves. You might want to try Pheonix Nights, starring Peter Kay.

If you can find time to check out our songs, we always appreciate any feedback.

Steve & Steve, The Freeloved
BOOGIE BALAGAN

BOOGIE BALAGAN



Sep 22 2008 8:38 AM

hey miss Jackie,, welcome aboard and KEEF THE RIDE..
XOXO..
BOOGIE BALAGAN FALAFEL POWER
Citizen Action of New York

Citizen Action of New York



Sep 22 2008 3:52 PM

Biff Bifftofferson

Biff Bifftofferson



Sep 22 2008 5:43 AM

Sun has to shine on a dolphin's ass sometime eh? Ronnie Brown, holy shit! Don't worry, Cassell will come around before long.
Jellyroll Tramontaine

Jellyroll Tramontaine



Sep 5 2008 7:43 PM

I love your impish grin
Keep 'em laughing!!!
Sharla Meese

Sharla Meese



Sep 6 2008 10:06 PM

"I'll buy a luna bar and we can split it."

HA! Thanks!
Bobby Fett

Robert Torres



Sep 9 2008 5:55 PM

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Maggie

Maggie



Sep 14 2008 7:18 PM

The Diner

Diner Diner



Sep 15 2008 12:30 PM

Thanks for being our Friend!
Diner Staff
Joey

Joey



Sep 2 2008 12:42 AM

I love that your headline is still the same as it was post-Super Bowl. Let's hope that continues. Minus the cake eating and crying.

P.S. I love you

..r tits <3
Bobby

Bobby Funk Steeler fan,actor-director



Aug 7 2008 9:50 AM

Hi Jackie. Thanks for the friendship! hope all is well in Brooklyn. Exciting news for the Jets today. All the best,
bobby
jawnee

jawnee



Aug 18 2008 6:50 PM

VOTE for Eddy La'Rue

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Ebony K.

Ebony K.



Aug 22 2008 8:45 PM

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Jess Punishment got engaged in Vegas!!!!!



Jul 17 2008 12:09 PM

you told my boyfriend we'd be married on a boat, now we're engaged and getting married near a boat. its like your magic.
Darwin D

Dino Defino



Jul 17 2008 3:05 PM

Do you get to stay in a holiday inn
for free, Miss ripken jr
Maggie

Maggie



Jul 24 2008 3:36 AM

Maggie

Maggie



Jul 14 2008 9:32 PM

Welcome to my page!
Loved "Mommy Time", will visit again when I have more time to hang out.
Daylight Tremor (NEW SONGS)

Daylight Tremor (NEW SONGS)



Jul 14 2008 2:35 PM

Just a quick hello to say thanks for being a friend:) and i truly appreciate your support! alan
~ TDR ~

~ TDR ~



Jul 5 2008 9:08 PM

we have a lot of new & cool jive goin' on (a brand new album for one thing!)...please c'mon over & check it out!
~<3
Biff Bifftofferson

Biff Bifftofferson



Jul 2 2008 4:47 AM

Been waiting for you all day at the Holiday Inn in LA, there's only one right? Too bad for you, was gonna give you free sex and internet.
2000 bonus points with a two-HJ Stay
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