Time is fleeting and while a zillion of you have RSVPed for Foodies turns 5, Hi-Ho it’s off to Sampaios we go this upcoming Monday, September 14th, 7:00, half of you and that means you (unless you’ve already RSVPed, gracias) can grace us with your lovely self by hitting reply. Just do it! Kit-tayyy in da house and get-in’ strict. Uh-huh, yeah.
I am getting a lot of emails from women who are reticent about coming alone to Foodies turns 5 birthday soiree. I dig. There was a time I didn’t know anyone either. Stop laughing. SERIOUSLY stop. I might just yak about that at the party or maybe you will. Do you have a little Foodie story? Shall we get irreverent and dare to say Foodie testimonials? Yes, we should. Testify at Foodies on Monday, if you have a great tale to tell or perhaps your soul to save. Umm, nice. I feel cleansed already.
Pardon the digression. Ladies, I encourage you to just come. We all had a first time, and it must have been okay for a ga-zillion of you, because you keep coming back. Really Foodies will take care of you at the event.
Made a BFF at THE BIG MINGLE? Bought a beauty a cocktail at THE WELL OF HORNINESS? Sang and danced a boy band cover at the original Queeraoke? Bopped around at Boing-Boing, the Bouncing Lesbo Bar? Lived and died for every other Thursday night at Coochie Coo? That party nailed my coffin by the end of the 2007. Got a heart broken at any event from the past 5 years and you lived to tell the story, but now in a funnier less painful way? Let’s write some funny shit, and tell everybody. Hit me up.
What do you do? Simply contact me with RSVP’s. Don’t rely on that friend who never opens their EVITE, but comes anyway. Get a commitment, and help Foodies help Aids Services of Austin’s Dining for Life make the most money ever on that Monday evening. (EVERYBODY RSVP designate SAMPAIOS AND NUMBER)
How the dinner works? You come, you order, you pay. Ladies don’t make me break it down. You pay for what you eat and drink. Easy huh? Yes, good. RSVP please.
Peace, love and big ole smile,
Kitty
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Link to the Austin Chronicle. Thanks everybody over there.
October 25 – Backyard Extravaganza catered by Rudy’s BBQ at Amy and Deb’s INCREDIBLE BACKYARD OF FUN BEYOND FUN! Texas vs. Colorado… if the game is happening during the party, we’ll project it. Get your Volleyball on. Get your tennis skills sharpened. Get your bikini wax scheduled if you know what I’m sayin’. Actually, it’ll be too chilly to swim, but the bikini wax is a must. Better safe than sorry right? I have no idea what I’m talking about. Bikini wax it just sounds funny.
October 11- 2 – 4 - Get RELAXED! – An afternoon soiree of drinks, food and massage at Foundation Fitness on Burnet Road hosted by Christina.
Psst - a new event at a new venue NOT EVEN serving the public yet. Oh yeah, this is going to be so yummy and fun fun fun. Only 75 ladies will get to nibble on the good life. Coming in November.
Buy your tickets today for the Friday night kick-off party at Sky Lounge at: www. ticketalternative. com and buy your HRC Austin Dinah Lakeshore weekend tickets at: www. lakeshore. com
I had a fabulous dream last night in which you were ringmaster! I'll draw you a picture of it and put it in an envelope. Love love love to you and yorn, across state lines.
Sorry I missed the Foodies 'comeback' night...we are all hunkering down here in Louisiana waiting to ride out the storm(s)...hope it was a GREAT night!!! Slainte!
Crazy I was thinkin about you too! well i guess that makes sense, since I hollered and all... aaaanyways, just tryin to survive here in nyc, find a job back in austin, etc. at the very least i'll be back for ACL. pick me up on the bridge?
