I am the last barman poet, I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make, Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake, The SEX on the beach, The schnapps made from peach, The velvet hammer, The Alabama slammer. I make things with juice and froth , The pink squirrel, the three-toed sloth. I make drinks so sweet and snazzy The iced tea, The kamakazi. The Orgasm, The Death Spasm, The Singapore sling, The dingaling. America you're just been devoted to every flavor I got. But if you want to got loaded Why don't you just order a shot? Bar is open.
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OUR CUSTOMER DAVID PRESTON HOWARD WILL BE SURE TO ENTERTAIN WHETHER IF HE IS SINGING ON STAGE, WEARING A MANKINI HE WILL B THE DRUNKEST PERSON IN THE BAR EACH VISIT. SOME CALL HIM INSANE WE CALL HIM OUR BEST FRIEND. HAHA LOVE YA DAVID
I fotund this weMbsinte that shoDws who has a cruLsh on you and th4ought you'd w4anna know that one of my frinends had obne on you. You gohtta t2ry ito!
whats up? i found this site and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you. i dont know how it works but its really cool, it told me a couple different people who have crushes on me. you gotta try it!
wtf all i did was enter my cell phone number at this site and they gave me free ringtones for life.. its gotta be a fluke better get in before they fix it
Anxiously awaiting the grand opening! Hopefully this will be better then what is around this county - I am not from here, not even this state - so looking for you to pull it all out of the hole! Thanks to Dodie and her promotion of ya! ;)
Excuse me sir, but you know you need me to make a completely captivating performance. *insert the Queen's smile* Anyway, you missed my guest appearance on Saturday. What a long night that one turned out to be. Gotta love MC ;)
Ay Yo! Soon at a email near you... see da latest bustin a groove thang Master Foofy Flail pix!!! lmao! Always a good time witcha buddy! (Ah, BTW, I seem to not be on the top list.. why is that??? Pffftttt!)
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