Naomi Foster

About me:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm basically a nice person (it was inevitable, my name translates as 'nice, pleasant, kind'). ~~ I'm a Jewish Atheist (I feel a tie to my heritage, but no belief in any sort of universal power other than Free Will, nature and science). ~~ I'm a liberal pro-choice feminist and an advocate for equal rights for all people (religion, gender, sexual orientation, ethnicity, size, nationality). ~~ I teach three and four year old children (I have more fun with them than with grown-ups). ~~ I read constantly (hardcover books are to be cherished and worshipped). ~~ I listen to music constantly (I miss actual records with their big album covers and liner notes). ~~ I have a morbid, twisted sense of humor (dead baby jokes make me laugh out loud). ~~ My house is a mini-jungle of plants (but I can't keep a garden). ~~ I was lucky enough to marry the guy who makes me laugh every day (and he gets my jokes too). ~~ I'm older than I ever intended to be and I'm kind of enjoying it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ More about me in case you ever have to identify me at the morgue~~~~~~I have a dark birthmark on the inner part of my left knee~~a faint birthmark on my left forearm~~a long, thin scar on the inner part of my left elbow~~a surgery scar on the front of my left shoulder~~a stitches scar under my chin~~burn scars on the top of my left wrist, inside my left wrist, and my right forearm~~a lazy left eye~~a dimple on my right cheek~~a dog-bite scar on the front of my right hip~~a vaccination scar on my left upper arm~~and an innie belly button. So don't let the coroner mix me up with another body. Those are MY identifying characteristics, nobody else's. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~