Is basically the producing personality of the terminally mentally problematic Sucksex.
Hard Corey
Hard Corey is a former supermodel who cranks out and crafts the audacious sound of the Former Fat Boys. His beats make the room (and our belly's) shake.
Dirty Eirk
Dirty Erik is retarded and obsessed with obscure sexual positions and acts that are illegal in most legalities. He also plays the piano and helps craft the beats.
Says frontman $ucksex of himself and the group, "I'm awesome. I'm basically a superstar in waiting. I take Hard Corey and DJ
Tanner beats and I elevate them to greatness. I'm the best mc in Chicago and probably the western hempisphere and I prove it
constantly in my every day life on the streets or in the back alleys where I'm being. I sell tons of records, I fuck
realllllllllly hot girls, I regularly meet with people way more famous than you and do things that only really awesome famous
people do, I'm just not quite famous yet. My cock is 10 feet long and I have infinite lives. True story."
Producer, Supermodel, and professional dancer Hard Corey is more coy about the group's purpose saying, "Well, $ucksex is
definitely a talented mc, but without my beats he'd be just another white kid on VH-1 claiming to be a rapper. I give him the
sugar, flour, and eggs to bake his cakes and pies, if you will. He wouldn't be boning so many hot chicks after shows if not for
me. But, in conclusion, there's really no more awesome combination than the two of us and a bottle of Formula 50 Grape Vitamin
Water and a waffle."
So what do they sound like? $ucksex says, "Press the play button. If for some reason you're too dumb to manage that, we sound
like that totally pumped up noise you make when you're watching the original Power Rangers and Tommy the Green Ranger blows his
knife flute and the Dragonzord comes up and you just know there's some ass that is about to be kicked so you jump out of your
seat and punch a wall and scream a war whoop and call your own mom a tramp. Its like...boil down awesome, sprinkle some William
Shatner, Bloodhound Gang, mc chris, and Eminem and mix in boning a lot of hot chicks...excuse me, hot broads, and you have our
sound. We're nerdcore hip-hop, but we're not. We're mainstream hip-hop, but we're not. We're pop, but we're not. We're like a
whole genre unto ourselves and because we are continually awesome and timeless we call our genre: Shatnercore. If you really
want to find out some stuff and facts about how awesome we are that's what google and the kid who runs our wikipedia are for. We
just make music because that's what gets us countless hot dames and plenty of gold."
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Silent Auditions all month long for the e-event in Aug. and the African Fest Labor Day Wknd.
Hi there, Happy Independence Day The 4th of July is a day to remember all those who have fought and are still fighting for our freedom. While we Sleep They Wake, While We enjoy our bbq's and swim in the pool.. They're defending our borders and eating sand. I salute all the men and women who make it possible everyday for my children and I to live a free life and if you are one of them ~~ From the bottom of my heart I THANK YOU!!! So Please take a moment on the 4th and remember what it really stands for... That Red White and Blue is not just a piece of cloth.. It is a SYMBOL of our freedom and the men and women who fight for it.
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