Is basically the producing personality of the terminally mentally problematic Sucksex.
Hard Corey
Hard Corey is a former supermodel who cranks out and crafts the audacious sound of the Former Fat Boys. His beats make the room (and our belly's) shake.
Dirty Eirk
Dirty Erik is retarded and obsessed with obscure sexual positions and acts that are illegal in most legalities. He also plays the piano and helps craft the beats.
Says frontman $ucksex of himself and the group, "I'm awesome. I'm basically a superstar in waiting. I take Hard Corey and DJ
Tanner beats and I elevate them to greatness. I'm the best mc in Chicago and probably the western hempisphere and I prove it
constantly in my every day life on the streets or in the back alleys where I'm being. I sell tons of records, I fuck
realllllllllly hot girls, I regularly meet with people way more famous than you and do things that only really awesome famous
people do, I'm just not quite famous yet. My cock is 10 feet long and I have infinite lives. True story."
Producer, Supermodel, and professional dancer Hard Corey is more coy about the group's purpose saying, "Well, $ucksex is
definitely a talented mc, but without my beats he'd be just another white kid on VH-1 claiming to be a rapper. I give him the
sugar, flour, and eggs to bake his cakes and pies, if you will. He wouldn't be boning so many hot chicks after shows if not for
me. But, in conclusion, there's really no more awesome combination than the two of us and a bottle of Formula 50 Grape Vitamin
Water and a waffle."
So what do they sound like? $ucksex says, "Press the play button. If for some reason you're too dumb to manage that, we sound
like that totally pumped up noise you make when you're watching the original Power Rangers and Tommy the Green Ranger blows his
knife flute and the Dragonzord comes up and you just know there's some ass that is about to be kicked so you jump out of your
seat and punch a wall and scream a war whoop and call your own mom a tramp. Its like...boil down awesome, sprinkle some William
Shatner, Bloodhound Gang, mc chris, and Eminem and mix in boning a lot of hot chicks...excuse me, hot broads, and you have our
sound. We're nerdcore hip-hop, but we're not. We're mainstream hip-hop, but we're not. We're pop, but we're not. We're like a
whole genre unto ourselves and because we are continually awesome and timeless we call our genre: Shatnercore. If you really
want to find out some stuff and facts about how awesome we are that's what google and the kid who runs our wikipedia are for. We
just make music because that's what gets us countless hot dames and plenty of gold."
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Wassup Former Fat Boys? From the fellas who bring you Mixtape Mondays.. Put ya 'C's' in the air for a Brand New Twist on Hip Hop Soul Open Mics.. Introducing: The Jam Session Hip Hop, RnB with a LIVE Band Fiesta Cantina 3407 N Clark St. Wednesday Nov 18, 2009 9 pm - 2 am $10 all night 21 plus
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Network with A&Rs, Record Execs, Singers, Producers and Managers every Monday!
Thank you Chicago, MTM Management Grp. Promotions, Events & Tours that Produce More Than Money
Wassup Former Fat Boys? Mixtape Mondays is celebrating a birthday! We're officialy turning 1 this Monday! So on Monday Oct. 19th the first 25 performers are in FREE! Free Darkroom CD's and Oregano Studio Time Giveaways Exodus II 3477 N Clark St. Chicago's Paid Open Mic Over $1000 given away every month - The crowd decides who get the doe, so bring your people. Also bring your original music on CD 9 pm sign up - List closes quick 21 plus
A look back to when it all started on 47th St...
*Silent Auditions all month long for October's Mixtape E-event at The Darkroom and the MtM Midwest's 'In and Out' Tour this Fall
Hottest Song Tournament follows the Birthday Bash on Oct. 26th
Wassup Former Fat Boys? This Monday Sept 28.. Mixtape Monday's Signature Hottest Song Contest Bracket Style Competition - The More Rounds You Win, The More You Perform! $350, tour slots, beats, studio time all up for grabs! Exodus II, 3477 N Clark St. (2 blocks S. of Wrigley Field) Sign up: 9 pm sharp - Bring your original music on CD $15 to compete/ $5 to watch 21 plus Powered by: MtM Grp, oreganostudio.com, L'Evated Marketing, illiesoulife.com and SP1 Further questions email mixtapemondayz@gmail.com
Thank you Chicago! They said it couldn't be done this long..
Making my way around to thank you for your great music.. We as fans are proud to have you as our friend. Thanks again for being mine. R-n-R Keep it Loud
Whats Crackin Former Fat Boys? This Monday Aug 31st is the last Mon. of the month.. which can mean only one thing..
Mixtape Monday's Signature Hottest Song Contest Bracket Style Competition - The More Rounds You Win, The More You Perform! Big Cash Prize as Usual, Free Beats, Studio Time, and a few Surprises Exodus II, 3477 N Clark St. (2 blocks S. of Wrigley Field) Sign up: 9 pm sharp - Bring your original music on CD $15 to compete/ $5 to support *Free to watch before 10 Hosted by: Notrydo Sincere and Lady Flipsyde Sponsered by: oreganostudio.com, L'Evated Marketing, the illiesoul movement and the legendary SP1 Further questions email mixtapemondayz@gmail.com
Thank you Chicago! They said it couldn't be done this long..
The 'Springboard' Event is: Mixtape Mondays.. Chicago's Most Talked About Hip Hop, Soul Open Mic Event EVERY Monday at Exodus II 3477 N Clark St. Chicago We pay artists weekly - Over $1000 every month. The crowd decides who wins, so bring your people Also bring your original music on CD 9 pm sign up - List closes quick 21 plus $5 to perform or watch all night/ $10 to compete for the cash Metromix pick for "Best Urban Music Networking Party in the Midwest"
**Silent Auditions all month long for September's Mixtape E-event and the African Fest Labor Day Wknd.
Wassup Former Fat Boys? Come thru this week to hone those skillz, and support Chicago's local talent.. The Bracket Style Battle is taking no prisoners in 2 weeks
The 'Springboard' Event: Mixtape Mondays.. Chicago's Most Talked About Hip Hop, Soul Open Mic Event EVERY Monday at Exodus II 3477 N Clark St. Chicago We pay artists weekly - Over $1000 every month. The crowd decides who wins, so bring your people Also bring your original music on CD 9 pm sign up - List closes quick 21 plus $5 to perform or watch all night/ $10 to compete for the cash Metromix pick for "Best Urban Music Networking Party in the Midwest"
**Silent Auditions all month long for September's Mixtape E-event and the African Fest Labor Day Wknd.
Wassup Former Fat Boys? I'm proud to say that Mixtape Monday's has graduated to the Darkroom.. The 3rd Wed. of every month we invite the best of the best to rock the stage with a live band! Party with the MM family Aug. 19th and find out how you and your people can be a part of Chicago's freshest Hip Hop/ Soul movement.
And still going strong for almost a year... The 'Springboard' Event: Mixtape Mondays... Hip Hop, Soul Open Mic Event EVERY Monday at Exodus II 3477 N Clark St. Chicago We pay artists every Mon. - Over $1000 every month. The crowd decides so bring your people Also bring your original music on CD 9 pm sign up - List closes quick 21 plus $5 to perform or watch all night/ $10 to compete for the cash Metromix pick for "Best Urban Music Networking Party in the Midwest"
**Silent Auditions all month long for September's Mixtape E-event and the African Fest Labor Day Wknd.
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Wassup Former Fat Boys? I'm proud to say that Mixtape Monday's has graduated to the Darkroom.. The 3rd Wed. of every month we invite the best of the best to rock the stage with a live band! Party with the MM family Aug. 19th and find out how you and your people can be a part of Chicago's freshest Hip Hop/ Soul movement. The Darkroom 2210 W Chicago Ave. Show starts 9 pm. Free before 11! $15 after
And still going strong for almost a year... The 'Springboard' Event: Mixtape Mondays... Hip Hop, Soul Open Mic Event EVERY Monday at Exodus II 3477 N Clark St. Chicago We pay artists every Mon. - Over $1000 every month. The crowd decides so bring your people Also bring your original music on CD 9 pm sign up - List closes quick 21 plus $5 to perform or watch all night/ $10 to compete for the cash Metromix pick for "Best Urban Music Networking Party in the Midwest"
**Silent Auditions all month long for September's Mixtape E-event and the African Fest Labor Day Wknd.
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