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Member Since3/1/2007
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$ucksex

23 year old microphone master, leader, and sensei

DJ Tanner

Is basically the producing personality of the terminally mentally problematic Sucksex.

Hard Corey

Hard Corey is a former supermodel who cranks out and crafts the audacious sound of the Former Fat Boys. His beats make the room (and our belly's) shake.

Dirty Eirk


Dirty Erik is retarded and obsessed with obscure sexual positions and acts that are illegal in most legalities. He also plays the piano and helps craft the beats.

Lawton

Sometimes hypeman.

Mintie Phresh

Sometimes hypeman.
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Pussycat Dolls featuring Former Fat Boys - When I Grow Up (Remix)


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Fall Out Boy featuring Former Fat Boys - I Don't Care (Remix) (Click this link to watch on YouTube! in full screen!


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Slumber Party!


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(Hey Corey You Wanna Go) Snowmobiling


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The Tax Rap featuring Ben's Dad and George W. Bush


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I Want It (Gimme, Gimme) ((Toys))


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Says frontman $ucksex of himself and the group, "I'm awesome. I'm basically a superstar in waiting. I take Hard Corey and DJ Tanner beats and I elevate them to greatness. I'm the best mc in Chicago and probably the western hempisphere and I prove it constantly in my every day life on the streets or in the back alleys where I'm being. I sell tons of records, I fuck realllllllllly hot girls, I regularly meet with people way more famous than you and do things that only really awesome famous people do, I'm just not quite famous yet. My cock is 10 feet long and I have infinite lives. True story."

Producer, Supermodel, and professional dancer Hard Corey is more coy about the group's purpose saying, "Well, $ucksex is definitely a talented mc, but without my beats he'd be just another white kid on VH-1 claiming to be a rapper. I give him the sugar, flour, and eggs to bake his cakes and pies, if you will. He wouldn't be boning so many hot chicks after shows if not for me. But, in conclusion, there's really no more awesome combination than the two of us and a bottle of Formula 50 Grape Vitamin Water and a waffle."

So what do they sound like? $ucksex says, "Press the play button. If for some reason you're too dumb to manage that, we sound like that totally pumped up noise you make when you're watching the original Power Rangers and Tommy the Green Ranger blows his knife flute and the Dragonzord comes up and you just know there's some ass that is about to be kicked so you jump out of your seat and punch a wall and scream a war whoop and call your own mom a tramp. Its like...boil down awesome, sprinkle some William Shatner, Bloodhound Gang, mc chris, and Eminem and mix in boning a lot of hot chicks...excuse me, hot broads, and you have our sound. We're nerdcore hip-hop, but we're not. We're mainstream hip-hop, but we're not. We're pop, but we're not. We're like a whole genre unto ourselves and because we are continually awesome and timeless we call our genre: Shatnercore. If you really want to find out some stuff and facts about how awesome we are that's what google and the kid who runs our wikipedia are for. We just make music because that's what gets us countless hot dames and plenty of gold."



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9) Turn Your Music Down
10) Shake Ya Ta Tas
11) Duke Boy Call To Arms
12) Dukes of Hazzard (Where's the Party At?)
13) I'M A DINOSAURus (2005 Hard Corey Remix)
14) misMOSH
15) Imaginate
16) (I Like) Young Girls
17) Hey Ma! I'm A Rapper!
18) Jimmy Stewart Rocking the Mic
19) Slumber Party!

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Jul 7 2009 1:31 AM

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Jul 3 2009 4:38 AM

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Jul 2 2009 5:16 PM

Wassup Former Fat Boys?
Mixtape Mondays Hip Hop, Soul Open Mic Event
Still paying artists on a weekly basis - Crowd decides
Every Monday at Exodus II 3477 N Clark St. Chicago
9 pm Sign Up - List closes quick
$5 to rock or support all night long
Artists please bring your own music on CD
A&Rs, Managers, and Record Exec's are always in the building
Hope to see you there,
AwoL



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Jul 1 2009 2:28 AM

Pleasure to make your acquaintance. Thanks for checking out our videos and songs.
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Jun 30 2009 12:35 AM

Hi there,
Happy Independence Day
The 4th of July is a day to remember all those who have fought and are still fighting for our freedom. While we Sleep They Wake, While We enjoy our bbq's and swim in the pool.. They're defending our borders and eating sand. I salute all the men and women who make it possible everyday for my children and I to live a free life and if you are one of them ~~ From the bottom of my heart I THANK YOU!!! So Please take a moment on the 4th and remember what it really stands for... That Red White and Blue is not just a piece of cloth.. It is a SYMBOL of our freedom and the men and women who fight for it.

Happy Independence Day!!!!
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If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life,
And I had to start again with just my children and my wife,
I'd thank my lucky stars to be living here today,
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom and they can't take that away.


I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today, '
Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land God Bless the U.S.A.


From the lakes of Minnesota to the hills of Tennessee,
Across the plains of Texas from sea to shining sea.
From Detroit down to Houston and New York to L.A.
, There's pride in every American heart and it's time we stand and say:


I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today, '
Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land God Bless the U.S.A.
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Jun 28 2009 11:26 AM

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Jun 27 2009 7:45 PM

Hey all

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Jun 25 2009 7:49 PM

Wassup Former Fat Boys?
This Monday June 29th
Mixtape Monday's Famous Hottest Song Contest
Bracket Style Competition - The More Rounds You Win, The More You Perform
Big Cash Prize as Usual, Free Beats, Studio Time, and Yes The MM Belt will be there!
Exodus II, 3477 N Clark St. (2 blocks S. of Wrigley Field)
Sign up: 9 pm sharp - Bring your original music on CD
$15 to compete/ $5 to support
Hosted by: Notrydo Sincere and Lady Flipsyde
Sponsered by: oreganostudio.com, L'Evated Marketing, Illysoul movement and the legendary SP1
Further questions please e-mail: mixtapemondayz@gmail.com
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Silent auditions all month long to perform at Darkroom's e-event in July and at Chicago's African Fest, Labor Day Weekend.
KEVIN S. aka BRICC OF STG/AMG


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Jun 21 2009 5:47 PM

Whatsup?

Right now if you Lease 1 Beat You get a 2nd Lease for FREE.. thats 2 BEATS for $25

Also Buy Exclusive Rights to ANY of My Beats and you get 2 Free Leases OR 30% off on another Exclusive Rights purchase.

Send Me a Message ASAP!

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Jun 24 2009 5:39 AM

how are you? hope your really good! .. .. .. ..
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Jun 19 2009 2:48 PM

Thank you for the add!!
Have a great week!!!!

Please check out our music if you have time!
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Jun 16 2009 2:32 PM

Dropping by to say hi!!!   Awesome default pic!!!!
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Jun 15 2009 7:10 AM

when is this power rangers video coming out i cant wait to see it!
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Jun 12 2009 7:11 AM

Wassup Former Fat Boys?
Mixtape Mondays Hip Hop, RnB Open Mic Event
Now paying artists on a weekly basis
Every Monday at Exodus II 3477 N Clark St. Chicago
9 pm Sign Up - the list goes quick
$5 to rock or not all night long
Artists please bring your own music on CD
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A&Rs, Managers, and Record Exec's are always in the building
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Silent auditions all month long to perform at Darkroom's e-event June 23rd and at Chicago's African Fest, Labor Day Weekend.
Further questions call AwoL 312-399-2695
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Jun 11 2009 6:42 AM

If you're serious let me know what you'd like and I'll cruise out there for a weekend for ya. :)
Chozo Ninpo





Jun 10 2009 2:26 PM

Can I be Bulk?  lol
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Jun 6 2009 6:53 AM


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Jun 3 2009 12:45 AM

aww it's okay, my mom doesn't like anything i do either :P your music is really funny, it makes me happy if that counts for anything :)
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Jun 1 2009 11:44 PM

I'm sharing your music with friends tonight, I'm KNOW i'll convert them into fans :D
Chozo Ninpo





Jun 2 2009 4:14 AM

Affirmative action son, plus you definitely could have gotten whoremoans, lol.
Chozo Ninpo





Jun 1 2009 8:23 AM

Sup chief!

New vid pics look dope, but I have to ask, where's Zack yo?

lolololol
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May 30 2009 5:27 AM

Haha, Yea I heard the gay porn thing on the net. Never really dove in to check my sources just took the word. I'm happy to see you guys doing things again. I totally still watch your Guys Gone Wild stuff. Half the time I show it to others they start questioning my sexuality until they actually sit and watch it.
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