I was born. Over time I grew up to the size I am now, and thankfully I continue to breath. Stay tuned.
Influences
Good comics and good people. Sarcasm. Strippers. Alcohol and recreational drugs.
TV Shows
Hopefully some day soon.
Films
See above.
Albums
See above above.
forrest's Interests
General
Music
Beats, Rock, and Funky Distortion. Mellow Grooves and Other Stuff.
Movies
The Big Lebowski, Requiem For A Dream, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Memento, American History X, Powerpuff Girls Movie, Rounders, Various Porn (there are many more but my brain is not allowing me to retrieve the titles)
Television
Something Funny or Animals Acting Wacky or Any Show Freddie Prinze Jr. Is Not In
Books
The Complete Book Of Knots, Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, The Dictionary (American Heritage), Silent Spring, Weaveworld, How to Recognize the Signs of a Clandestine Methamphetamine Laboratory, Ham On Rye, Survivor, Why Cats Paint
About me: People person all the way!!!!!! (Please re-read the last sentence sarcastically). I also am an animal person!!!! (Do not re-read the last sentence sarcastically). I like to work, get paid, then lose it all gambling because some dwarf Euro-trash soccer hooligan can't make a simple 27 yard field goal, CHRIST! Some day I hope to set some goals for myself but so far so good so actually forget all that crap.
Who I'd like to meet: These are the people I do not want to meet (this list is shorter): Annoying, Uptight, Self-Important, Stressful, Ego Driven, or Pestering People. Also Henry Thomas Tillman, don't want to meet him either.
THIS IS A 4 WEEK COMPETITION TO FIND OUT WHO WILL TAKE THE TITLE OF THE FUNNIEST PERSON IN FT.MYERS. RATHER IT BE MALE FEMALE TRANS-GENDER OR WHATEVER AS LONG AS YOU ARE FUNNY. BRING IT ON.LOL
TONIGHT AT CLUB LEVELS BE THERE @ 9PM FOR SIGN UP.
THIS IS A COMPETITION SO EVER MAN OR MAN OR OTHER BRING YOUR A GAME AND TAKE NO PRISONERS.
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Join us this Tuesday Night for the New Faces of Comedy Show hosted by You Tube Sensation Will Hatcher! He's got over 8 million hits on his site from hilarious parodies, sketches and stand up videos! Check out a clip of his below!
Along with Will, the Improv has scheduled a line up of comics from all around South Florida. The Good, The Bad and The Funny! They'll be trying out their NEWEST material LIVE on the IMPROV Stage!
2 weeks till our show at Kryptonite Metalfest, hope to see you there! Friday February 27th, 2009 at 10:30 PM Tobacco Road 626 S. Miami Ave. Miami, FL 33137 Stay Sic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Click Here To View Event
Um.... Hi - do you want to come to THE ACOUSTIC MUSIC SHOWCASE on Saturday - November 8th, 2008 - at 8:30pm @ The Coffee District in downtown Delray?
It's FREE - and it will feature Eric Parsons, Stefanie Smerkers, and Mike Mineo - three amazingly talented local acoustic singer/songwriters. I hope you can make it.
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