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LEAD SINGER - 'SONIC'
Born & raised near the South Pole, SONIC was an expert penguin herder by the time he was 14.
He grew weary of the never ending Antartic plains,
and so left his loving family to join a world famous travelling cirus, as a Ninja Acrobat.
Sadly, after spending 10 years travelling Europe, entertaining Heads of State & Royalty, He found this was even more boring than looking at snow all day...
His powerful voice was developed as a Polar bear lookout, Its said, his distinctive warning cry could be heard from Igloos, up to 5 miles away!
His Hair, even though he has been in a warm climate for some time now, has never really thawed out . . .
GUITAR - 'KERFUFFUL'
The secret love child of Gary Moore & Rula Lenska, He was found abandoned as a 6 month old baby, wrapped in a mink coat outside Harrods.
The only clue to his identity, was a monogrammed, solid gold,guitar pick, and a backstage pass to all Thin Lizzy gigs, for the next 10 years.
His Krazee Celtic/Russian heratige makes for a volatile combination, making him the driving force behind the bands success, and is never afraid to make a crisis out of a drama.
His one goal in life, that sometimes seems to verge on obsession, is to be 'Better than my Dad'. . .
DRUMS - 'MINTY'
Some say, he was found many years ago, in a teeny weeny space pod as a child, and adopted by a kindlly couple, on the outskirts of East Essex.
Some say, by day, he lives a normal, mundane, run of the mill, alter-ego life, as a mild mannered soap opera character, with a heart of gold, and decidedly questionable taste in women...
But at nite he dons a small well tailored cape, pulls his undercrackers up outside his trousers, and is magically transformed into his secret true identity.... SUPER...err...i dunno...drummer type person!
His hands move faster than a speeding bullet! His right leg has the power of a locomotive! He can leap a tall barstool with a single bound! And he seems to be allergic to green glowing drinks...
BASS - 'ROLLIN' THUNDER'
Born under a new full moon, at the height of the last great storm,he was struck by lightning the moment he was delivered. Miraculously, he survived, but was left with no sense of smell, and almost completley hairless, apart from the small patch on his chin...
The mysterious, mystical forces, have endowed him with the natural, awesome power of Mother Nature, and an almost uncanny, instinctive sense of rhythm, which when called upon, can rock the very foundations of the buildings surrounding him...
Its wise to hold onto something solid, when he digs in his groove!
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