todayyy i was leaving the house to go run on the beach, and i was like in the vestibule and my mom was like shiv what shorts are those? and i just started laughing really obnoxiously as i turned around to show her the "John's Bitch" on the asscheeks. haha she was like "oh GOD, siobhan. I think you dropped your dignity." hahahaha probably your safest investment thus far in life.
youu definitely just promised to be simba! let it be known now. so that the week before halloween i can bring this up and NOT be bullied into being tits mcgee.
:Johnny Wont STFU
