Um ... I was in a Belk’s ad in high school as a guy in the crowd at a basketball game. And, hey, I was on Debbie Millwater Presents ... in Aug. ’07! And Modern Renaissance Man, baby.
Ed 's Interests
General
Saving money in a Scrooge-like, miserly way. Unfortunately, the rest of my family won’t buy into it, otherwise, I’d be a "millionaire next door" by now.
Money can’t buy happiness. Or can it? As Cowboy Bill Martin says, "Money can buy you electricity, and that’ll make you pretty happy."
Chips Ahoy rule. I mean the original kind--not the soft or reduced fat kinds. Soft pretzels rule, also, but not when they have too much salt. They’re good the next day because they microwave well. And there’s really only one decent kind of Pop Tart--brown sugar cinnamon.
Music
Both kinds--country AND western.
Movies
Raising Arizona --every line in that movie is funny. Do yourself a favor: search "Raising Arizona" on YouTube. I laughed all the way through Knocked Up.
Television
The Simpsons--it's still great after all these years.
Books
Anything geologic. Does it get better than John McPhee? No. Bill Bryson kicks butt, also.
Heroes
That's a good show, too.
Ed 's Details
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
Smoke / Drink:
No / No
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
Post grad
Ed 's Schools
Mississippi State University
Mississippi State, MS
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Geosciences
SOME OF ED'S SHOW DATES FOR 2006
Feb. 9, 10, 11 - Comedy Zone Matthews, NC
Mar. 7 - Comedy Zone-Lake Norman
Mar. 9, 10, 11 - CZ-Matthews
Mar. 28 - CZ-Lake Norman
Apr. 4 - CZ-Lake Norman
May 11 - CZ-Matthews
May 31 - Comedy Zone-Charlotte
June 1, 2, 3, 4 - CZ-Charlotte, NC
June 15, 16 - Funny Bone - Baton Rouge
June 23, 24 - Comedy Zone-Johnson City
June 28, 29, 30 - CZ-Charlotte
July 1 - CZ-Charlotte, NC
July 16 - Wedding (not Ed's) in Charlotte
July 19 - CZ-Charlotte
Aug. 18, 19 - CZ-Johnson City, TN
Aug. 23, 25, 26 - CZ-Charlotte
Sept. 13 - CZ-Charlotte
Sept. 16 - CZ-Belmont
Oct. 5-7 - CZ-Belmont
Oct. 18, 19, 20, 21 - CZ-Charlotte
Oct. 27 - U. of the South Sewanee, TN
Nov. 4 - Comedy Cabana, Myrtle Beach
Dec. 2, 9 - CZ-Matthews 2007
Jan. 8 - CZ-Belmont
Jan 12, 13 - CZ-Matthews
Jan. 27 - Bluesboro. Murfreesboro, TN
April 28 - CZ-Matthews
May 5 - CZ-Matthews
May 19 - CZ-Belmont
May 31 - CZ-Lake Norman School's-Out Tour!
June 6 - CZ-Chapel Hill
June 7 - CZ-Greenville, NC
June 20 - CZ-Newport News, VA
June 21 - CZ-Lynchburg, VA
June 23 - CZ-Salisbury, MD
June 28, 29, 30 - CZ-Port Charlotte, FL. Watch a clip.
July 6, 7 - CZ-Palm Harbor, FL
July 11 - Bluefield, WV (Summit)
July 18 - Seneca, SC (Summit)
July 25, 26 - CZ -Knoxville, TN (CCC)
Aug. 23 - Charlotte Comedy Showcase
Aug. 31 - CZ-Matthews
Sept. 1 - CZ-Matthews
Sept. 7-8 - CZ-Charleston, SC
Nov. 30 - CZ-Matthews
Dec. 1 - Church of the Beloved (Charlotte) Gala 2008
Jan. 4-5 - CZ-Matthews
April 16 - Blacksburg, VA
May 3-4 - CZ-Johnson City, TN
May 7 - Taping episodes of Modern Renaissance Man TV show
May 20 - Lancaster, SC
May 28 - Blacksburg, VA (Summit)
2008 SCHOOL'S OUT TOUR
June 26 - CZ-Prestonsburg, KY
June 27-28 - CZ-Charleston, WV
July 1 - CZ-Lake Norman, NC
July 2 - CZ-Chapel Hill, NC
July 4-5 - CZ-Matthews, NC
July 8 - CZ-Lynchburg, VA
July 16 - Bluefield, WV
July 17 - Laugh Your Asheville Off Comedy Festival
July 19 - Warehouse Theatre. Greenville, NC.
July 24 - David L Comedy Showcase. CZ-Matthews.
July 25-26 - Pineville Dinner Theater Pineville, NC
Aug. 14 - CZ-Matthews
Aug. 22-23 - Pineville Dinner Theater
2008 SCHOOL'S BACK IN LACK-OF-TOUR
Oct. 23 - David L Showcase. CZ-Matthews
Nov. 17 - Hard Hat Comedy Tour. Wortham Theater in Asheville.
Dec. 19-20 - CZ-Alive NoDa in Charlotte.
2009
Jan. 22 - David L Showcase - Alive in NoDa.
Feb. 14 - CZ - Alive at NoDa
Mar. 7 - MidLifer's Comedy Tour in Denver, NC.
Mar. 27 - Private party in Ballantine.
June 18-20 - Clayton, NC.
July 7 - Galway Hooker in Lake Norman.
July 8 - Goldsboro, NC.
July 10-11 - Alive in NoDa in Charlotte.
July 22 - Bluefield, WV
July 28 - Clarksville, TN.
July 30 - Gastonia, NC.
July 31-Aug. 1 - Johnson City, TN.
Aug. 6 - Prestonsburg, KY.
Aug. 7-8 - Charleston, WV.
New t-shirt!
Front
Back
Who I'd like to meet: Isn't it "whom" I'd like to meet?
Yes, they're all palindromes.
This may be the best awards acceptance speech ever. Warning: it lasts 6:24 minutes.
Just got this and saw you had a show! But I was in Denver anyway, so wouldn't have been able to make it. Hope it was great! I am coming home this weekend but I see you aren't doing any shows...too bad.
I had a wonderful time. Your stand up performance was remarkable - I even understood a couple of the jokes. I wish that I could have stayed for the chair diving. It's been a long time since I've been thrown out of a bar. But at least I made it to my 8 AM without too much trouble.
I'll catch you in May when you return. I should be able to stay for the whole show.
My 25th bday was last month (Nov 7) and I wrote a poem 'round midnight as my birthday lumbered in to commemorate the occasion. The poem is about Stone Mountain because I had taken a trip to it earlier that day. I believe that you will find traces of your teachings in that poem.
"The potential for lawn darts to cause the aforementioned types of injuries is tremendous. It is a combination of factors, such as weight, the narrow elongated shaft, the speed of the dart at the time of impact, and the thickness of the child’s skull at the point of impact that present the risk. Thus, lawn darts can be called the granddaddy of all dangerous toys."
But if your child has a particularly thick skull . . .
this thing is sweet, it shows you if anyone at school has a crush on you. i just tried it and it really works, some of the people who like me really suprised me lol.
this thing is sweet, it shows you if anyone at school has a crush on you. i just tried it and it really works, some of the people who like me really suprised me lol.
Any chance you are in the Nashville area on Friday? Delnora is playing a gig - with Jayron Weaver (together they are Blue Eyed Grass) - 7 pm at the Listening Room Cafe (actually in old Franklin) - video crew on hand, so looking for a few radiant faces!
Way to give me some heads up that you were in town! We could have hung out. Grabbed a beer. Hope you had fun...but next time let me know!!! Andi Lonon and Doug O'Bryan and Sam Dengler all live here. We could have had a mini "Class of '95" re-union with our favorite teacher!
