The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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yes like most of you may know by now, im gay. atm im looking for a guy that just knows how to relax. im moody at times and can be a real bitch if you tick me off. i <3 green day to death and telepop muzik.
Ivan 's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Dating
Orientation:
Straight
Body type:
0' 11" / More to love!
Ethnicity:
Native American
Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Children:
Love kids, but not for me
Education:
Post grad
Occupation:
Pro bear hunter and queer chaser and beater
Income:
$250,000 and Higher
Ivan hey...this is ivan Posted at 10:20 PM Nov 4 view more
