"To save time, I'd like you to know that I'm utterly insane."
Cain & Abel bible fables and carbonated martyrdom.
Anything where I can be drunk, something can get blown up, and I can be victorious.
I HATE
Music
7 Year Bitch,
AFI,
Aerosmith,
April March,
Arch Enemy,
Atreyu,
Babes in Toyland,
Bikini Kill,
Billy Joel (Fuck you. I like him),
Black Flag,
Black Sabbath,
Blitzkid,
Bright Eyes,
Cake,
Calabrese,
Christian Death,
Cold War Kids,
Columbine,
Courtney Love,
Crystal Castles,
Danzig,
Dead Kennedys,
Deftones,
Depeche Mode,
Desaparecidos,
Devendra Banhart,
Disturbed,
Dope Stars Inc,
Flogging Molly,
Foo Fighters,
Groovie Ghoulies,
Horrorpops,
Huey Lewis & The News (For when I kill Paul Allen),
Ima Robot,
KMFDM,
Lamb of God,
London After Midnight,
Marilyn Manson,
Megadeth,
Mister Monster,
Monster Squad,
Murderdolls,
Nekromantix,
New York Dolls,
Nim Vind,
Nirvana,
Orgy,
Otep,
Pantera,
Powerman 5000,
Primus,
Psyclon Nine,
Queens of the Stone Age,
Rage Against The Machine,
Red Hot Chili Peppers,
Regina Spektor,
Rob Zombie,
Samhain,
Send More Paramedics,
Serj Tankian,
Siouxsie & The Banshees,
Skinny Puppy,
Slayer,
Smashing Pumpkins,
System of a Down,
Taproot,
The Banner,
The Bastard Fairies,
The Beatles,
The Blood Brothers,
The Cramps,
The Cure,
The Distillers,
The Doors,
The Dresden Dolls,
The Exploited,
The Gallows,
The Germs,
The Misfits,
The Pretenders,
The Rapture,
The Sex Pistols,
The Vibrators,
The Who,
Thin Lizzy,
Weezer,
White Zombie,
Yeah Yeah Yeahs,
Zombeast
Movies
5ive Girls,
976-Evil,
Almost Famous,
American Beauty,
American Psycho,
Burnt Offerings,
Candyman,
Carrie,
Chasing Amy,
Child's Play,
Christine,
Clerks,
Clerks 2,
Coffee & Cigarettes,
Creepshow,
Cruel Intentions,
Dead Alive,
Death Becomes Her,
Death Proof,
Dogma,
Donnie Darko,
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead,
Edward Scissorhands,
Empire Records,
Eraserhead,
Evil Dead,
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas,
Ferris Bueller's Day Off,
Fight Club,
Friday the 13th,
Fur:An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus,
Ginger Snaps,
Gravedancers,
Halloween,
Happy Birthday to Me,
Hard Candy,
Heathers,
Hellraiser,
House of 1000 Corpses,
Ice Cream Man,
Idle Hands,
Jay & Silent Bob,
Jersey Girl,
Little Shop of Horrors,
Mallrats,
Natural Born Killers,
Nightmare on Elm Street,
Night of the Demons,
Night of the Living Dead,
Pan's Labyrinth,
Party Monster,
***PATHOLOGY***,
People under the stairs,
Planet Terror,
Psycho,
Pulp Fiction,
Pumpkin Head,
Quills,
Requiem for a Dream,
Return of the living dead,
Rocky Horror picture show,
Rose Red,
Scanners,
See no Evil,
Session 9,
Sleepaway Camp,
Slither,
So I Married an Ax Murderer,
Tank Girl,
Teeth,
Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
The Breakfast Club,
The Dark Crystal,
The Dark Knight,
The Exorcist,
The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things,
The House of Yes,
The Labyrinth,
The Lost Boys,
The Lost Boys: The Tribe,
The Monster Squad,
The Nightmare Before Christmas,
Trainspotting,
V for Vendetta,
Van Helsing,
Virgin Suicides,
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?,
Wicked Little Things,
Wolf Creek,
Y Tu Mamá También,
Young Frankenstein.
Television
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Dexter,
Dinosaurs,
Family Guy,
I Love Lucy,
Robot Chicken,
Rocko,
Seinfeld,
TMNT,
Zim,
No Reservations
Books
A Clockwork Orange,
A Million Little Pieces,
American Psycho,
Any composition written by Nietzsche,
Beyond Good and Evil,
JTHM,
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil,
Squee,
The Importance of Being Earnest,
The Picture of Dorian Gray,
The Virgin Suicides,
Tommyknockers
Heroes
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Airi Magdalene's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Body type:
5' 3"
Religion:
Atheist
Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Children:
I don't want kids
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
mental hospital pageant queen.
Airi Magdalene's Schools
University Of Florida
Gainesville, FL
Graduated: 1950
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: Octopus
1950 to 1950
Airi Magdalene is picking up the pieces, and shoving them in her eye. Posted at 8:23 PM Jun 7 view more
blisters and ebola and pneumonia and aneurysms and anthrax.
Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
..
"Her skin is white cloth,
and she's all sewn apart
and she has many colored pins
sticking out of her heart.
She has many different zombies
who are deeply in her trance.
She even has a zombie
who was originally from France.
But she knows she has a curse on her,
a curse she cannot win. For if someone gets
too close to her,
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because we take a bath together. its more fun that way - i don't have to injure my back further by leaning over the tub, i don't have to worry about getting wet and he doesn't get as cold or scared if i'm holding him. we have fun splashing and he kicks his feet in the water and i hold his head and let his body float :) maybe next time i'll get a picture or two.
i need your artistic opinion on something... i have this idea... i
want to write and illustrate a bunch of short children's books. like in the style of
the little golden books, but with a twist, you know? just short, cute, kind of odd stories for little
kids who are beginning to read. they'll all be based on a cat named icky nicky. now here's where it gets interesting... icky nicky is a real cat. she lives outside of my house. she is missing half of her face. she's the nicest and most charming cat ever, mostly due to brain damage. okay now here's my question: how can i make her appropriate for little kids? i don't want to do an eye patch... but a cat with a giant wound and missing eyeball might be too scary for kids haha. but i still want the injury to be included in some way... its sort of what makes nicky so awesome. (she got caught in a bear trap by the way, and has no feeling in the wounded area.)
(one of the stories is called Icky Nicky and the Butterfly of Immortality hehe i'm so excited)
that's a great approach really. we don't plan on going along with the whole santa thing either. and even though it'll upset my family, we aren't having him baptized. however, i do want to teach him that other people believe in things like santa and god and that's okay, its their choice, you know? its good to be tolerant, even if you think they're idiots ha.
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