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Franken-Fuck
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30 years old
Surrey, British Columbia
Canada
Last Login: 4/12/2009
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| General | Beers with family and friends
Hockey
Fighting
Concerts
Hunting for crackheads | | Music | Pantera
GWAR
Ministry
Jane's Addiction
Sublime | | Movies | Fight Club
Dawn of the Dead(Remake)
Phallus in Wonderland
Team America World Police
Boondock Saints
Snakes on a Plane
| | Television | South Park
Family Guy
Sopranos | | Books | Just finished Noam Chomsky's "Imperial Ambitions"
Just started Ralph Steadman's "The Jokes Over" | | Heroes | Jesse Ventura in The Predator! I saw that movie when I was like 8 or 9 and have ever since lived my life by the motto "I ain't got time to bleed!"
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Surrey | | Body type: | 6' 5" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Blah |
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Franken-Fuck Engorged Posted at 2:39 PM Jun 19, 2008
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About me:
Just about everything about me kicks fucking ass. And the few things about me that do not rain supreme end up doing so any ways because every one else sucks so much ass and I wickedness is scored on a bell curve cause God loves bell curves!
I don't do the things I do to gain anyone's attention, or approval. Nor do I do them to make others laugh. I do them for my amusement. It just happens that my amusement is usually derived from hurting others.
My mother-in-law once said it was because I'm scared of my true feelings and am just putting up a wall around me. So I leapt off of the back of the couch and gave her a flying scissor kick to the back of the head for making such a weak Pink Floyd refference. Do you believe she actually tried to cop out of making Easter Dinner that night? Pussy!
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to throw a convention where all these famous people come. I'll entice them with goodie bags and publicity,. Fuck, I may even just make it an awards show. I'll call it "THe Fucking Awesomes" so that they'll see that they'll get exposure to the ever important 18-34yr old male demographic and of course all the twens and teens.
All the former members of Blink 182 will come. As will Good Charolette, Fall Out Boy, star representatives of PETA (except for Pam of course - Pam kicks ass)the Pope, as many politicians as possible, and that smiling creepy couple from the religious channel at 8am on Sundays who are always trying to save me, to name just a few.
Then I'd back up like 50 septic tank trucks to the convention center and blast all of them! God that would rule. They'd be mad at first, but then their publicists would say how public sympathy has shot up their star appeal by 10% and they'd all hire me to bring random tragedies to their lives so they'd get better press. Man, I got to get going on this.
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