Frankie Foo Foo

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  • Frankie Foo Foo

  • 32 / Male
  • Sweet Home, Alabama, US
  • Last Login: 7/14/2009

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Interests

  • General

    I'll take one of everything! Oh wait, I thought I was on the runway with the Victoria's Secret models again. On a serious note, though, there's not much that doesn't interest me in some way. Yes, i'm easy. Go figure!




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Details

  • Status: Engaged
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Muscle Shoals, AL
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 10" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Undecided
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Route Sales/Service
  • Income: $30,000 to $45,000

Schools

  • Hatton High School

    • Town Creek, AL
    • Graduated: 1995
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Major: Beer! Beer! Beer!
    • Minor: Sleeping Through English (All 4 years)
    • Clubs: And Then There Was Pizza
    1991 to 1995

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About me:

Kevin Flanagan's Facebook profile


Hi, I'm Kevin. The K Dizzle Fo' Shizzle. But most people just call me Frankie Foo Foo. I'm a small town guy with a Large sense of humor, and a love for everything great in the world!

You know how some people have a sculptured flamingo or a deer for a lawn ornament? I've always wanted a plastic midget.

When I was a kid, I remember seeing Smokey the Bear on TV saying,"Only you can prevent forest fires." I thought, Who? Me? So, I'd sneak out of the house in the middle of the night with a bucket of water and say.."Gotta go to work."

I was coming back from Canada once, driving through Customs, and the guy asked, "Do you have any firearms with you?" I said, "Sure, what do you need?" Boy, that was a mistake. Needless to say, I don't go to Canada much anymore.

You know, they say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, my dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona. So, I guess it really is true!




Who I'd like to meet:

You know I want to meet every single one of you! We'll sing, we'll dance, we'll eat cream cheese. I'm serious. Well, I am some of the time.

All of the people in my neighborhood are insane. The guy down the street from me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. A lady across town once tried to rob a department store... with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."

Did you know that China has a population of a billion people? One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

I love to ride the subway. I was on the subway just the other day, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks, "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.

I had this great party once. Marlon Brando was there and he tripped and fell. I got to ask, "Does anyone know what to use on the carpet to get Gary Coleman out of it?" Don't worry, though, Gary is doing just fine now!

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