Frankie
Frankie Viturello
Sometimes I wonder: am I a fake profile?

Male
32 years old
Lyndhurst, NJ, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
Mood: calm Mood Image
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    Frankie's Interests
General
  • Art (creating and appreciating) illustration, modern, and (...well, just appreciating) the classics
  • Writing and performing absurdist comedy (stand up, sketch, and improv)
  • Hosting a weekly midnight showing of the film "Wet Hot American Summer" in Greenwich Village, NYC (circa 2003-2004)
  • "Invite Them Up!" with Bobby and Eugene, Wednesday nights at Rififi
  • "The $1 Room" Stand Up Comedy, Thursday nights at The Telephone Bar
  • Collecting and playing with classic and retro video games (Atari, Intellivision, etc.)
  • Pro Wrestling
  • Mexican Wrestling Masks
  • Martini Parties
  • Maxwell's
  • Swing Dancing
  • Playing Bass Guitar
  • Singing My Precious Little Heart Out
  • Karaoke
  • Vintage Clothing
  • Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P.)
  • Todd Barry
  • Jon Benjamin
  • David Cross
  • Stella
  • Bobby Tisdale
  • Eugene Mirman
  • Hal Sparks
  • Mega64
  • HomestarRunner.com
  • Bettie Page...BETTIE FREAKIN PAGE BABY!!!
Music
  • They Might Be Giants
  • Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire
  • Squirrel Nut Zippers
  • The World Inferno Friendship Society
  • Elvis Costello
  • Combustible Edison
  • El Vez
  • The Muffs
  • The Beards
  • Cub
  • Buck
  • Cake
  • Ween
  • MC Chris
  • The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
  • Bad Reilgion
  • Green Day
  • NoFx
  • Me First & The Gimme Gimmes
  • The White Stripes
  • Matthew Sweet
  • Urge Overkill
  • Man or Astro Man?
  • Visqueen
  • Freezepop
  • Bjork
  • Eleni Mandell
  • Liz Phair
  • Aimee Mann
  • Anna Waronker
  • That Dog
  • Wezer
  • Rentals
Movies
    Films (current tops)
  • Shawshank Redemption
  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  • Barton Fink
  • Sideways
  • The Tao of Steve
  • Magnolia
  • Kill Bill Vol. 1 & Vol. 2
  • Fight Club
  • Wet Hot American Summer

  • Filmmakers
  • The Coen Brothers (all)
  • Terry Gilliam (all)
  • Monty Python (all)
  • Sam Raimi (most)
  • Christopher Guest (all)
  • Orson Welles (most)
  • Quentin Tarantino (all)
  • Richard Linklater (most)
  • David Fincher (most)
  • Stanley Kubrick (most)
  • P.T. Anderson (all)
  • Wes Anderson (all)
  • Tim Burton (most)
  • Bill Plympton (all)
  • Hayao Miyazaki (most)
  • Peter Jackson (most)
  • Charlie Kaufman (all)
  • Spike Jonze (all)
  • David Wain (all)

  • Actors
  • Bruce Campbell
  • Terry O'Quinn
  • Matthew Fox
  • Jorge Garcia
  • Michael Emerson
  • Pretty much everybody from LOST, except Michelle Rodriguez
  • Andy Kaufman
  • Julianne Moore
  • Janeane Garofalo
  • Vincent Cassel
  • Jude Law
  • Laura SanGiacomo
  • Jeremy Piven
  • Kate Blanchett
  • John Turturro
  • Uma Thurman
  • John C. Reilly
  • Phillip Seymour Hoffman
  • Paul Giamatti
  • John Cusack
  • Donal Logue
  • Paul Rudd
  • Maggie Gyllenhaal
  • Hillary Swank
Television
  • LOST
  • House M.D.
  • Lupin the Third
  • Monty Python's Flying Circus
  • The State
  • The Kids in the Hall
  • Mr. Show
  • MEGA64
  • Arrested Development
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm
  • Monk
  • Oz
  • Six Feet Under
  • The Office
  • Futurama
  • Family Guy
  • The Critic
  • The Young Ones
  • Bottom
  • Fawlty Towers
  • Blackadder
  • The Prisoner
  • Home Movies
  • The Venture Brothers
  • The Brak Show
  • Sealab 2021
  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force
  • Tom Goes To The Mayor
  • Late Night with Conan O'Brien
  • The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  • The Dick Van Dyke Show
  • The Honeymooners
  • The Odd Couple
  • The Antiques Roadshow
  • G4TV.COM
  • Attack of the Show
  • The Screen Savers
  • Portal
  • The Batman, Superman, and JL Animated Series
Books
    Books / Series
  • The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
  • Harry Potter

  • Authors
  • Oscar Wilde
  • Douglas Adams
  • William Shakespeare
  • Lewis Carroll
  • Anka Radakovitch
  • Chuck Palahniuk
  • Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Jack Kerouac
  • Kurt Vonnegut

  • Publications
  • PSM
  • EW
  • Penny-Arcade
  • The Onion
Heroes
  • Dr. Poque
  • Philip J. Fry
  • David Brent
  • Strongbad
  • The Brothers Chaps
  • Bruce Campbell
  • Beatrix Kiddo
  • GOB Bluth
  • The entire cast of "The State"
  • Nolan Bushnell
  • John Flansburgh & John Linnell
  • Bruce Timm
  • Paul Dini
  • Kim Shattuck
  • Steve Wiebe
  • Elvis Presley (in a mostly non-musical capacity)
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     Frankie's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Northern New Jersey / NYC area
Body type:5' 8" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Graphic Artist / Projectionist / Theatre Manager

   Frankie's Schools
New Jersey City University
Jersey City, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Fine Arts, Illustration, Teaching & Education
 

1999 to Present
Thames Valley University
London, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1999
Degree: None
Major: Graphic Design
Minor: Theatre
 

1998 to 1999
County College Of Morris
Randolph, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Graphic Design
 

1996 to 1998
Joe Kubert School Of Cartoon And Graphic Art
Dover, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Graphic Art
 

1994 to 1996
West Essex High
North Caldwell, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1990 to 1994

   Frankie's Companies
Marvel Comics
NYC, New York US
Freelance Graphic Artist

1999-2000
Viz Comics
NYC, New York US
Freelance Graphic Artist

1999-2000
Central Park Media
NYC, New York US
Freelance Graphic Artist

1999-2000
Funco Inc. / Software Etc.
Wayne, NJ US
Store Manager

1996-2000
AMC Theatres
Clifton, NJ US
Presentation Manager
Clifton Commons 16

2001-Current



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   Frankie's Blurbs
About me:
Huh? What's that? Who, Me? Oh...well, I'm relentlessly comedic, obsessively compulsive, passionately opinionated, and constantly looking for somebody to share my free time with. I'm a freelance graphic illustrator, a stand-up comedian, a movie theater manager, a soon-to-be high school art teacher, and a recent college grad with a degree in fine art, and that ever important certification to teach high school. I'm a hipster doofus, and a total cinema snob! I love movies, music, art, and really really great sex. I'm totally the cleanest boy you'll ever meet, and probably the least "macho" one too. Despite the fact that I've been referred to as "little and precious" I am a very eclectic individual, approach with caution and/or reckless abandon! Oh, that and I mostly prefer using two-word combinations to contractions.

If it's playing near you - RUN out and see this movie today, but whatever you do, DON'T GET CHUMPATIZED!

Funny, I don't remember Weird Al being on flight 815.

Best use of Bruce Campbell as a cologne advertising vehicle ... Ever.
If you're into low-tech internet comedy, then check out some of my creations at YTMND.com!

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If you're on XBOX Live, come play with me!


Send me a Wii friend request!


Why not PS3 with ME?


I am THE O.C.D. Gamer! My weekly Gaming Blog! Check it out!

OBSESSIVE!
Who I'd like to meet:
ATTENTION!!! PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING : FRIEND REQUESTS SENT WITHOUT AN ACCOMPANYING EMAIL EXPLAINING WHY YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS, WILL BE IMMEDIATELY DENIED. PERIOD.

I'm looking for somebody who knows who they are, and what they want.(Simple enough right?) People with passionate opinions are a plus! I really enjoy spending time intellectualizing with people that I care about, and I love a healthy, frisky, debate on art, music, cinema, comedy, science, religion, and other assorted stigma/dogma. Somebody who shares all my common interests is great, but somebody who shares my common hates/dislikes is even better.

Or, if that doesn't work out, I'd like to meet a true American hero who's from America, and is a full grown adult ... and a doctor.

CLICK OPEN HERE ON THE TRADING CARDS TO MEET DR. TRAN!


   Frankie's Friend Space (Top 23)
Frankie has 229 friends.
 John 


 Lissette 


 Sarah (with an h) 


 Christopher Lee 


 bobby 


 Eugene Mirman 


 Andrea 


 Chelsea Peretti 


 The Muffs 


 Digital Press 


 The Angry Video Game Nerd 


 Dana Snyder 


 Previously On Lost 


 JACOBS DOG © 


 Desmond 


 Mikhail's Patch @ The Patch Hatch 


 YTMND - You're The Man Now Dog! 


 Orly 


 brian 


 Dr. Steve Brule 


 Homestar Runner 


 Coach McGuirk 


 TRON 





Frankie's Friends Comments
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The Home of Happiness





Apr 11 2009 1:31 PM

TONIGHT!



Check out our blog for more info!
Lissette





Jan 28 2009 3:12 AM



anna naranja





Jan 16 2009 9:40 AM

Saroka Varona





Dec 25 2008 7:03 PM

Merry Christmas Pictures, Images and Photos
~~Alex in Chains~~





Dec 25 2008 10:35 AM

christmas
Lissette





Dec 24 2008 4:17 PM



Merry Christmas! I love you!

Me
Sarah (with an h)





Dec 24 2008 8:54 AM

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Happy Hanukkah Frankie!
The Home of Happiness





Dec 16 2008 9:10 AM

Sarah (with an h)





Dec 12 2008 12:49 AM

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John





Dec 4 2008 2:05 AM

http://www. cracked. com/article_16824_6-most-retarded-gaming-consoles-ever-released. html
anna naranja





Oct 31 2008 3:53 PM

Sarah (with an h)





Oct 31 2008 1:41 AM

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This made me think of Gravity Dog, ah memories.
The Home of Happiness





Oct 23 2008 6:00 AM

George





Oct 19 2008 10:02 PM




Come See the White Elephant Burlesque Society

Live on October 30, 2008!


Click Here to Join Our Mailing List..
Sarah (with an h)





Oct 18 2008 11:48 PM

You Dont Know Me (featuring Regina Spektor)


I don't know if you've seen this already, but I sure hope you haven't.
:)
Lissette





Oct 18 2008 7:07 PM

Quiz time!

anna naranja





Oct 8 2008 7:18 AM

Lissette





Sep 28 2008 4:48 AM

trombone
Saroka Varona





Sep 16 2008 3:55 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY?!!!!???!!!???!?!?!?!

<(^_^<)(>^_^)>
Chris





Sep 15 2008 11:03 PM

Happy Birthday Frank!!! Love you man!!!
Sarah (with an h)





Sep 15 2008 8:37 PM

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Happy Birthday Frankie!
Lissette





Sep 15 2008 1:39 PM



Happy Birthday from a dignified, musical bear!

I love you!
Me
Lissette





Sep 3 2008 1:41 AM

Gwinnie

"It's too bad you're allergic to me, I have a great DVD collection.
"
Lissette





Aug 16 2008 4:34 PM

Lissette





Aug 12 2008 2:30 AM

Caesar's Palace
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