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Franky Arriola
Explicit/Raw / Rated R / Stand-Up
Franky Arriola Male
18 years old
MIAMI, FL
United States



Last Login: 11/24/2009
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Bio*****CLICK ON LINK TO**** Subscribe to Franky Arriola by Email Miami native and party animal. If you want the story of my life, come to one of my shows and you will find out why I’m such a troubled manchild. I’m not a clever joke writer, I had a fucked up childhood and that’s where my comedy comes from. Life is comedy!
Websitemyspace.com/frankyarriola
InfluencesGeorge Carlin, Richard Pryor, Andrew Dice Clay, Lenny Bruce, Eddie and Charlie Murphy, Lewis Black, Dennis Miller(before Karl Rove started his new lame jokes), hip-hop music, Dave Chappelle, Ari Shaffir, Kirk Fox, Pauly Shore, Ian Edwards, and my father.
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TV ShowsArea 305's music video back in 2002
FilmsPauly Shore's Natural Born Komics

    Franky Arriola's Interests
GeneralPartying, napping, watching TV, reading comic books, downloading music, taking my niece to Starbucks so that I can pick up chicks, and traveling around the world. I love young Asian girls raving. I can't wait to go to Thailand. IT WAS POPPED DIRTY! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket This pic was taken right before I got on stage and by the time I got off, they all ran away from me. I did cockblock myself. I better be seeing you on August 23rd at the Miami Improv!!! Don't you just love Brazil? I'm begining to naturalize into the Brazilian lifestyle. How do you say Superman in Portugese? I'm burning up. Two retards trying to throw each other off a cliff. On the set with Vivica A. Fox. I can't believe this broad is a day over 40! Image hosted by Photobucket.com Me and my pet gorilla that I got for my 25th BDay. Oh, I'm sluty!!! Trying really hard to be like Pauly Shore. I have no idea what we were laughing about but damn it made for a great picture. The New School (me) and the Old School (the legendary Art Metrano) of comedy on set of Pauly Shore's Natural Born Komics. www.naturalbornkomics.com Partying with some groupies. I use my animal instincts to lure in women. Boating with my bro D-Zel OK, a guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Partying at the Shore Club with the best boxer in the world "Pretty Boy" Floyd Mayweather Jr. This shot is for you! If you haven't been boating with me yet, then you haven't lived. Bringing in 2006 aka "FRANKSTARR BEGINS" year. Frank the Tank? Rocking out with the legendary David Lee Roth. Geared up to do the thing I hate most in this world...going to weddings! I couldn't hold it in but damn that Diego Luna is cute! Wasted with my Jony Cakes. Comedy is an art for sensitive people, damnit!!! Getting burnt alive! Pictures of monkeys are always funny!
MusicA Tribe Called Quest, Run DMC, James Brown, The Roots, Interpol, Velvet Underground, Schooly D, Bjork, The Ramones, Jimmy Hendrix, Marvin Gaye, Frank Sinatra, The Cure, Al Green, Beatsie Boys, De La Soul, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, NERD, Erik B and Rakim, Slick Rick, The Pixies, Santana, Citizen Cope, Sublime, Jane's Addiction, Black Sabbath, Depeche Mode, Coldplay, LL Cool J, AFI, Kings of Leon, The Strokes, Bloc Party, Led Zeplin, The Clash, Beck, DJ Shadow, John Legend, Gangstarr, Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth, Lee Perry, Bad Brains, Jay-Z, Tupac, Biggie, Nas, Iggy Pop, Leftfield, the Shins, and much more!
MoviesBiodome, Godfather, 25th Hour, Dracula, Tommy Boy, Goldfinger, Private Parts, Terminator, Commando, No Holds Barred, Goodfellas, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rambo, Royal Tenenbaums, Billy Madison, Batman Begins, A Perfect World, The Toy, Natural Born Killers, Public Enemy, all the old Tarzan movies, Mean Streets, anything with the 3 Stooges, Basic Instinct, Dawn of the Dead, 9 1/2 Weeks, Wild Orchid, Being John Malcovich, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Sexy Beast, La Dolce Vita, and I can't think of any more.
TelevisionFor some reason I think that I only watch cartoons these days. Family Guy, Boondocks, South Park, Beavis and Butthead, Simpsons, Robot Chicken, Teen Titians, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, and The Batman. The other shows I love are the Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiam, SNL, Arrested Development, Howard Stern, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and some others. I'm also a big History Channel and Discovery Times Channel buff. Of course I love MTV too. Everybody deserves junkfood for the brain! I just recently fell in love with Dancing With The Stars. Great show!
BooksThe Kid Stays in the Picture, The Fermata, Kama Sutra, Leadership, The Tipping Point, For the Sins of My Father, The Vox, Catcher in the Rye, Jarhead, The World Is Flat, See No Evil, The Devil & Sonny Liston, Dharma Bums, The Vox, and American Psycho. I read everything from fiction to non-fiction and even graphic novels. I also love porn!
HeroesTony Starks aka IRON MAN!
Groups: American PornComedians of MySpaceSTA - TornadosIron Man Movie GroupSouth Florida Comedy FansSouth Florida ComediansSouth Florida's Networking Empire: the MOVEMENTRager Anonymous

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     Franky Arriola's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Miami, FL
Body type:5' 10" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Alcoholic Superstar
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Franky Arriola's Companies
MTV Latin America
Miami Beach, FL US
Freelance (Production Cordinator/Manager)

2002-Present (on again off again kinda deal)
Marin & Sons Governmental Consulting
Miami, FL US
Consultant Aide

2004-05
False Deal Productions
Miami Beach, FL US
CEO

2006-Present


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   Franky Arriola's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a hard nosed drunk with a liver of gold. My friends and family say I'm cruel and unusual. I have a tendency to strong-arm midgets. I once tried to become a boxer but then I realized that my hand-eye cordination was awful and I never came from an impoverished background. Then I realized one day that I should give comedy a try. So here I am! Here's the "Popping My Cherry" Show at the Miami Improv that was taped on August 23, 2006. .. width="425" height="350">.. ..> Check out this student film I did in high school...pretty cool .. width="425" height="350">.... ..>

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Who I'd like to meet:
People that think I'm funny but just more than that basic concept itself. I want meet tons of people that think that I'm really fucking funny so that they would even pay money to see me. You see, I need to raise enough money to get out of my parents house and move out to LA. I'm 25 now and I have to get out there and do something with myself (besides playing with myself all day). Also, I'd like to meet a really hot chick that would be WAY into me. I think that's all I want out of people right now.

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Amy Lynn

Amy Lynn



Jun 29 2009 4:53 PM

thanks franky. 
Sara

Sara



May 13 2009 4:45 PM

PLEASE VOTE FOR ME NOW!!!! Maxim Hometown Hotties Contest!

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Amy Lynn

Amy Lynn



Apr 8 2009 11:44 PM

will you take shelter from non-jewish girls? xo
Earth Wind and Improv

Earth Wind and Improv



Feb 26 2009 5:00 PM

EarthWindImprov
Jodikins

Jodikins



Feb 20 2009 12:28 AM

love the default pic sweety LOL!!!
miss cecilia♥

miss cecilia♥



Feb 18 2009 3:23 PM

i agree
Scarlett Leigh

Scarlett Leigh



Feb 14 2009 6:40 PM

Happy Valentines, hope you have a fun one...
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Jan 30 2009 10:06 PM

lmao i am with you on your status lol.. my friend is down from ny so im taking her out lol
Stevie D

Steve Daly



Jan 18 2009 5:28 PM

S.M.G

stacy Muu



Jan 11 2009 1:40 AM

thanks for that compliment a while back... im assuming your friends with one of my closest childhood friends, cecilia? just wanted to tell you you are the biggest smart asses and i love it . i read all your posts. wait did that sound stalkerish? im stacy, i just thought id tell you your funny , and have my kind of sense of humor,and if i lived in florida again, i would deff go see one of your shows...
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Jan 5 2009 3:49 AM

kiss kiss ;)
@$h

Ashley Fenton



Dec 19 2008 5:19 PM

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check it out tonight
Richy Lala

Richy Lala



Dec 19 2008 4:38 PM

Please join us..
Danni's Doin Miami

Danni's Doin Miami



Dec 8 2008 12:14 AM

Youre fucking hilarious
Alesandra

Alesandra



Dec 6 2008 10:39 PM

Thank you for the B-Day notes Frankie! You are the best ;)
Baci to you, be good and keep touch! ~Ale
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Nov 26 2008 11:25 PM

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Nov 26 2008 6:59 PM


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Nov 25 2008 9:26 PM

WANNA HAVE A GOOD LAUGH.....WATCH SOME GOOD IMPROV....
THINK OF THE TV SHOW "WHOSE'S LINE IS IT ANYWAYS"....EXCEPT FUNNIER
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Amy Lynn

Amy Lynn



Nov 25 2008 3:31 AM

good luck with that. you can do it. he has the problem not you. at least i think that's true.
;-O
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Ashley Fenton



Nov 6 2008 11:47 PM

hey buddy..
hope all is well.
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Nov 6 2008 5:29 PM

i didnt get an invite ;)

how are you???
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Joey Santiago



Oct 30 2008 2:45 AM

I just added a new painting titled "Sentirme Vivo (To Feel Alive). You can view it by clicking on 'Pics' on my profile. You can also view my video on my main Myspace page.

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God Bless,

Joey
miss cecilia♥

miss cecilia♥



Oct 27 2008 12:42 AM

HEY YOU!
Power Punches

Power Punches



Oct 24 2008 7:55 AM

Watch Out LA here comes Frank The Tank
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