Freakosaurus

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DENIED!Mood: amused amusedPosted at 11:41 PM Nov 21 view more

  • Freakosaurus

  • 33 / Female
  • Glasgow, Scotland, UK
  • Last Login: 11/21/2009

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Status and Mood

  • Freakosaurus DENIED!
    Mood: amused amused
    Posted at 11:41 PM Nov 21
  • Freakosaurus I feel like hiding today but I can't so instead I'm just tucking myself into my shell until it's all over.
    Mood: vexed vexed
    Posted at 1:55 PM Nov 13
  • Freakosaurus It's been a while but I'm still here, still alive, still good so fuck you ha ha!
    Mood: abitofeverything abitofeverything
    Posted at 8:35 PM Oct 3

Interests

  • General

    I love to read, I'm a total bookworm, love good food and wine, actually I love getting drunk on just about any type of booze, I fackn love booze! I love shopping(hey I'm a girl!), socialising, my family and friends, talking about life and love and the universe and shit, love to laugh(this is my favourite thing to do ever), music of all types, dancing, debating, trivia, I love the web as it's a world of wackiness, I need to learn something new every day for my life to feel complete and I love people and people watching, I like technology and fiddling around and trying to fix stuff but there are loads of other things I like to do but the list would go on forever. ..
  • Music

    Kings of Leon, The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Jam, The Kinks, Arctic Monkeys, Maximo Park, The Strokes, Bloc Party, The Specials, The Beatles, Quentin Harris, The Chemical Brothers, The Beach Boys, Basement Jaxx, ZZ Top, Kasabian, The Neptunes, The Charlatans, Arcade Fire, The Dandy Warhols, R&B, Dance, The Stooges, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Blondie, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, The Clash, Credence Clearwater Revival, Ian Dury/Ian Dury and The Blockheads, Joe Cocker, Joan Armitrading, The Cars, Joy Division, Mary J Blige, Janis Joplin, X Ray Specs, Patti Smith, Lou Reed/Velvet Underground, Guns 'N' Roses, Inspiral Carpets, The Stone Roses, Ian Brown, The Libertines, Stereophonics, Primal Scream, Ottis Redding, The Pixies, The White Stripes, The Small Faces, The Killers, Snow Patrol, Sham 69, The Prodigy, Old style Jungle and Drum & Bass, Donna Summer, Smokey Robinson, Melanie, New York Dolls, Gypsy Kings, Gospel, David Bowie, Cream, UK Subs, Van Morrison, The Proclaimers, The Monkees, The Damned, The Beastie Boys, Razorlight, GLC, The Verve, The Vines, Foofighters, Rap/Hip Hop, Dancehall, Snoop Dogg, Missy E, Warren G, The Supremes, D12, The Kooks, Wu Tang Clan, The Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Dr Dre, The Zutons, Guru, Method Man, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Turin Breaks, Aretha Franklin, Franz Ferdinand, Rolling Stones, The Undertones, Young MC, Public Enemy, Gorillaz, Ice Cube, Ocean Colour Scene, PJ Harvey, TV on the RAdio, Grateful Dead, The Editors, Ryan Adams, Nina Simone, Ella Fitzgerald, Whitey, Scout Niblett, Sigur Ros, QOTSA, EoDM, Stevie Wonder, Bit of British Garage and some classical particularly Erik Satie but really the list is endless............
  • Movies

    To Kill a Mockingbird, Bladerunner, All Godzilla films, Jason and The Argonauts, Clash of The Titans, Lord of The Rings, Kung Fu Hustle and pretty much all Kung Fu films, Japanese horror the originals not the remakes, like Hideo Nakata, Takashi Shimizu and I love Manga etc. Scarface, 28 Days later, Gone With The Wind, Seven, Blade and most vampire films(including tacky shit ones), Quadrophenia, Taxi Driver, Midnight Cowboy, The Godfather, The Green Mile, Road to Perdition, All the Indiana Jones films ha ha, no seriously! All Star Wars films. All Bruce Lee films. Nearly anything with James Stewart or Gene Hackman in it e.g. The French Connection and It's a Wonderful Life. In the Heat of The Night, Magician, Jarhead and a good few more, there's nothing like a great film.
  • Television

    I'm on the PC more than I watch TV but I do love all nature programmes and human interest documentaries and all FBI/Crime Investigation stuff. Wish the Muppets was back on. I also watch; Shameless, Green Wing, Bo Selecta, Little Britain and anything that Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer do and love most comedy like, League of Gentlemen, Monty Python, Blackadder etc. Oh and shamefully, Supernanny and Nanny 911. I'm sad, I know!
  • Books

    Berlin Noir, The Mill on the Floss - what a beautifully written book, The Bronte sisters, Jane Austen, Perfume, To Kill a Mockingbird, All Irvine Welsh books although Filth did disturb me just a little! Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, All Rudyard Kipling books, anything by Ian Rankine, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Broons and Oor Wullie(it's intellectual stuff), Animal Farm, Clockwork Orange, Brighton Rock, Tom's Midnight Garden, Fungus The Bogeyman, Gone With The Wind. And I love a good Sci Fi or fantasy book. ..
  • Heroes

    "No more heroes any more"

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: No Mean City
  • Orientation: Not Sure
  • Body type: 8' 11" / Average
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Scientologist
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Big Momma

Blurbs

About me:

A lot has changed in my life in the last few years, mostly for the better and things are pretty good right now, I'm in a good place and I have a great life, I'm lucky but I know it. Anyway by most standards I’ve led a bit of a mad life so far, it's been fun and it's been hard but that's life. So I'm from the East Coast of Scotland originally but now live on the West Coast with my other half, who I just made a little baby boy with. Funny how things change, I didn't even want children up until a few years ago. But yes we're a little family now and are so far very happy. So I laugh a lot and I like to enjoy life as much as I can. I get pretty hyper sometimes and have far too much energy to know what to do with, I know people sometimes think I'm a bit of a mentalist but that doesn't bother me at least I'm honest about who I am. Also, sometimes I'm all lovely and lush, cuddly and soft, then other times I’m a complete little shit and tough as old boots but hey who's perfect? However I'm no Jekyll and Hyde type, I do generally like people and am mostly a social animal, I'm just letting you know that I don't tolerate dickheads. ..

Who I'd like to meet:

Ok if you're taking the time to read this please take into account that blah, blah, blah, blaah, selling something, blah, blah, blah, blaah, a friend collector, blah, blah, blah, blaah, you want to make cyberlove (or any other kind of love) to me, blah, blah, blah, blaah, you're bigoted, racist or fancy having a go at trying to religiously convert me, blah, blah, blah, blaah, blah, blah, blah, blaah, Blah! Still reading? Ok, well, blah, blah, blah, blaah etc. Ok now that's out of the way, I'd like to meet anyone who likes a laugh, open minded people, normal people, weird people (as long as you're not a mental sex pest/stalker type) and apart from that, yeah basically anyone who's not an annoying fucker! I would also really like to meet David Attenborough so if your reading this David, drop me line, you can come and see my fish and yeah that's what I say to all the boys... pfft!

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  • Nov 11 2009 6:15 PM




    HAVE A GREAT DAY!..

  • Oct 9 2009 10:24 PM




    HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

  • Aug 25 2009 12:34 PM




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  • Jun 26 2009 11:39 AM

    All right you freak a belated Happy Birthday to  you xx
  • Jun 25 2009 5:03 PM

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  • Jun 25 2009 3:10 PM


     

    HAVE A GREAT GREAT DAY!!!!
  • Jun 15 2009 12:30 PM

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    You have got to love this, not that you dont allready have enough on your plate as it is xx
  • May 5 2009 6:26 PM

    tut tut, drugs and booze eh? terrible! im a good boy now, booze and chemical free all year!!!

    still smoke enough to knock out an elephant but its near enough straight edge.
  • May 4 2009 7:58 PM

    not much, im just off to watch 24, need my weekly fix of mental! ill be back tomorrow tho. laters. x
  • May 4 2009 7:49 PM

    bah, too late as usual! hows it goin anyhoo? fine i hope!
  • May 4 2009 7:43 PM

    shut it milky tits.
  • May 4 2009 11:54 AM

    Great Week! Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Apr 30 2009 8:41 PM

    Spaff.
  • Apr 19 2009 12:31 PM

    Good Week Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Apr 11 2009 9:03 PM

    Laters. x
  • Apr 11 2009 8:57 PM

    Sounds like a fetish thing to me! mmmmm tartan pj's!?!
  • Apr 11 2009 8:52 PM

    Come on you milf!
  • Apr 11 2009 8:09 PM

    ooh err missus!
  • Apr 6 2009 3:23 PM

    good morning Pictures, Images and Photos
  • Mar 11 2009 7:48 PM

    I don't know... you look kinda "single" to me *wink wink*
  • Feb 19 2009 6:16 PM

    Thanks gurl...stupid ass myspace hahaha
  • Feb 14 2009 6:12 PM





    HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
  • Jan 25 2009 4:03 PM

    Thanks for the birthday wishes :))
  • Jan 19 2009 3:55 PM

  • Jan 19 2009 2:39 PM

    Cheers mate. Not going to happen, but thanks anyway! xxx
  • Jan 16 2009 9:41 PM

    Nah, you'd think after my sons momma I'd be swinging the other way tho
  • Jan 16 2009 8:50 PM

    Nah, Gary. GARY.
  • Jan 15 2009 2:40 PM

    Haha, of course I don't mind!!! Bring on the pressy!!! Jamie and I were pretty strict actually, only sensible presents from family (stuff for his new bedroom, clothes, shoes etc) because he got spoilt bloody rotten at Christmas! And we only had a tiny party last night here, tiny little chocolate cake. Sunday we're off to a local play centre for giant cake and jelly and crisps and a play in the ball pit :D Now THAT'll be a giggle :D I'll take some pics.

    How's the little crawler doing? Is he too quick for you yet? xxxxx
  • Jan 11 2009 9:13 PM

    I'm hung over too but we masscred Chelsea so I don't care WOOHOOOO!!!
  • Jan 10 2009 11:41 AM

    Thanx 4 The Add >;)
  • Jan 3 2009 12:42 AM

    Do-do-do-do do do-do do do! Do do do do do-do, do-do do!

    ...

    Do?

    Do.

    Do-do do.
  • Dec 31 2008 10:12 PM

    Happy new year you crazy scot you!
  • Dec 31 2008 10:03 AM

    Have a rockin' New Year.
    Cheers!!!
  • Dec 29 2008 9:01 AM

    Hah! I'm not sure it's humanly possible to get more pissed than he was... Most pissed I've ever seen him. Honestly, what a bloody state! Bless him, he's not woken up yet :D Paracetamol and cups of tea on stand-by! xxx
  • Dec 24 2008 1:20 PM

  • Dec 21 2008 11:19 AM

    Urgh, you poor sickly puppy. Glad you're better now x
  • Dec 16 2008 3:35 AM

    hey freaky freakerson!

    your baby is so fucking cute, i didnt realize that i was watching the video of him being fed until the 2:30 mark....lol...oh babies

    i just read your blog about sheepshaggers...their called goat fuckers here lol i know exactly what you mean tho ;-) your blogs are always so insightful and often times quite hysterical.

    anywho, its been awhile since i stopped by...just wanted to shout at you..."shouting out" is so overrated

    hope all is well, take care hun :-)

    ~S
  • Dec 15 2008 10:51 AM

    Oh dear, sorry to have panicked you :) He's been taking a couple of steps for a little while now, then shit-carting it, but he's actually taking four or five now, from standing unaided... FUUUCK. Batten down the hatches!

    How's the ever-so-handsome Nate-Dawg doing? xxx
  • Dec 5 2008 1:18 PM

  • Dec 1 2008 6:56 PM

    What's up dare I ask x
  • Nov 29 2008 9:22 PM

    Ooooh! I love strep throat!

    You lucky bastard.
  • Nov 29 2008 9:10 PM

    Hahaha I had an inkling you might be a scrubber... I just make Evan wear dark clothes. Oh, and these fantastic all-over plastic bibs, bloody brilliant. Now, on to the serious stuff. I've come to the conclusion that, in 20 years, science-folk would've come up with some sort of statistic for if the MMR jab was dangerous to use. Now, seeing as it's actually been used in the West for about 35 years with no proven link to any nasties, I'm going to stick my neck on the line and say I don't think it's dangerous to give. I know there are side effects, but that's true of any immunisation, and to be honest, I'd rather Beans was a little bit poorly than a lot. I hope that makes sense, if you want to air your concerns, give me a shout :) xxx
  • Nov 29 2008 10:42 AM

    why is it always orange??! Or green... but that just looks fucking terrifying when it comes back up... :D xxx
  • Nov 28 2008 3:29 PM

    The little fucker didn't take nicely to my drop kick huh? My my. The kids today...
  • Nov 27 2008 10:32 PM

    WE WON THE MOTHERFUCKER!!!
  • Nov 27 2008 5:45 PM

    I'm loathe to kick little babies but a promise is a promise... I am good, running to the pub quiz right now, again, like always on Thursday nights.
  • Nov 27 2008 2:26 PM

    No no no! Who dunnit?! I'll kick them!
  • Nov 23 2008 12:57 PM

    Just wait until I have to don a real wig, I'll see just how jaunty an angle I can get away with!
  • Nov 21 2008 12:43 AM

    Hello you freak I hope that all is going well with you and your man and the wee man and you are able to look forward to christmas. Only five weeks to go. It is my wee man Allan's birthday on the 4th of December. Four on the forth hard to belive time flies so it does. x