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Freak Safari

www.myspace.com/freaksafari
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  • Freak Safari

  • 31 / Male
  • California, US
  • Last Login: 10/5/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Whores

  • Music

    Fair to Midland, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Alice in Chains

  • Movies

    Godfather 1 & 2, and all of those niche porn movies you're too embarrassed to get at the adult video store but are readily available on the internet.

  • Television

    South Park, Big Bang Theory, Curb Your Enthusiasm. I used to watch Family Guy until Seth MacFarlane basically gave up on it.

  • Heroes

    Howard Stern

Companies

  • ShirtGenius.com

    • US

Blurbs

About me:


My name is IamRob, the owner and operator of Freak Safari…a website dedicated to exploring the empty space where my soul should be. I have been described as paranoid, cunning, and clingy. The adhesive type of clingy, not the emotionally dependant kind. This is not because of me being overweight, but more likely because I am Italian and possess a sweat gene that triggers my pituitary gland to create a constant watery glaze over the surface of my body. The name “Freak Safari” originated from a friend of mine who traveled to South Africa and Zambia to explore elephants, distended bellies, and AIDS. He wanted to be a “good doer,” whatever the hell that means. On one excursion, his jeep tipped over due to a vomiting giraffe and he broke his right hand in a freak safari accident. It served him right. I want this website to be a reminder of how being good is silly, and that everyone, including me, has a heart…even if it is covered in black stuff. If you choose to come to my website expect to take nothing back with you. Expect absolutely nothing from me and I promise I will expect nothing from you...

Who I'd like to meet:

People who won't look at me and begin to cry.

Comments

Displaying 15 of 15 comments
  • backwards7

    May 4 2009 7:19 PM

    Rob, your server appears to have stopped hosting Freak Safari. I imagine that it's sitting alone in the dark, listening to The Cure, while cutting itself.
  • Beat Down: The Movie

    Mar 26 2008 4:42 AM

    "Im super fucking filthy, and im willing to be your dirty fucking cum dumpster"
  • Charlotte

    Mar 26 2008 4:39 AM

    I really enjoyed our call last night.


    You're such a dirty Christian! Who knew playing naked Crucifixion could be so fun?!
  • jess

    Jan 11 2008 9:29 PM

    Hello, my fine Christian friend. I hope you enjoyed celebrating the birth of your Lord & Savior and may this new year see you free from temptation and the lust of heathens.
  • BC WoodsBrandon Woods

    Dec 25 2007 7:14 PM

    Merry Christmas, sir.
  • jess

    Oct 28 2007 4:14 AM

    Why do you have a filthy phone whore posting comments on your blog?

    Is that what Jesus would do?! Would Jesus talk to a phone whore?
  • Charlotte

    Oct 25 2007 12:07 AM

    I love when you get stern itt's so hot.


    I'm your Jezebelle, baby, and I'm going to tongue-fuck your nail holes, Jesus.
  • Kenzie...

    Oct 22 2007 5:44 PM

    Your anger ~ "Amazing Sex huh? Well here's something to make your monday better! YAY!"

    My response ~ "Awww... I made someone's already I hate today day worse. Awww, I'm sorry. Do you feel better now that you have misplaced your anger onto me? You don't? Awww, too bad. It's okay though. You know why? Because I'm going to have some lunch sex now. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
    "
  • Charlotte

    Oct 19 2007 5:55 AM

    Do you dream about making sweet sweet love with our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?

    Do you want to feel God's Son's beard brushing your inner thigh, while His Holy Tongue penetrates thine anus?

    Call me, tell me all about it.
  • BC WoodsBrandon Woods

    Oct 17 2007 6:18 PM

    You wouldn't be saying that if it was a lamb's life on the line instead of a goat you fucking Jesus Freak.
  • Beat Down: The Movie

    Oct 12 2007 8:12 PM

    Thanks for the add,

    JH
  • jess

    Oct 1 2007 3:48 AM

    I'm starting to believe Jesus doesn't love me anymore.
    Please help!!

    I've been self flagellating every night and everything!
  • Bah.

    Apr 7 2007 6:29 AM

    http://www. thestar. com/images/assets/210259_3. JPG
    Michael Richards works at a furniture factory.
  • backwards7

    Mar 26 2007 4:31 AM

    Rob,

    Since your arrival at our small country church, the congregation's collective T-cell count has fallen by 75%.


    Many of our flock have already gone to be with Jesus.


    Thankyou.
  • Ken

    Mar 25 2007 10:12 PM

    "I love God and all of the great things he has to offer!"

    Is that like the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?