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Monsters are set free as soon as you conjure them up.

To let loose a monster all you have to do is give it a name and describe it, but use no more than 150 characters in total including spaces and punctuation.

After that, put your monsters in the comments here, or send them to me as a message.

Then anyone who lives in Manchester or visits the city will be able to find your monster using their mobile phone, like this.

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FREE MANCHESTER'S MONSTERS!

There haven't always been towns and cities, full of people hurrying to and fro to school or work.

Where now stand shops, factories and offices were once streams, woods and hillsides.

And every one of those places, even the loneliest tree standing by itself on the moors, had a monster to guard it.

The place belonged to the monster, and the monster belonged to the place.

So when towns and cities were built, us monsters had to stay, trapped under the tall buildings made of brick and stone and concrete.

And there they remained, for nearly 200 years.

Until now.

Because Manchester's monsters have got very grumpy.

We are fed up of people walking on top of us, and we are really fed up of people squashing us under big, heavy cars.

We want to live on the city streets in the places that belong to us, the places where we used to live, a long time ago.

Some of us are here already, like SKRIKER, a big shaggy black dog with giant paws and red saucer eyes who pads along next to people walking home by themselves late at night.

SKRIKER lives on Gun Street.

Or the BOGGART on Milk Street who crawls into your bed at night and puts his clammy hand on your face or pulls the bed sheets off.

Or me, DJIK.

I lurk at the Quay St crossroads on hot days, climb through open car windows and turn bad music up really loud.

There are lots more monsters waiting to be set free, and they need your help.

FREE MANCHESTER'S MONSTERS!

Monsters are set free as soon as you conjure them up.

To let loose a monster all you have to do is give it a name and describe it, but use no more than 150 characters in total including spaces and punctuation.

After that, put your monsters in the comments here, or send them to me as a message.

That way, people in Manchester can look out for your monster and I can tell you where it is living.

Then anyone who lives in Manchester or visits the city will be able to find your monster using their mobile phone, like this.

Or did you think that because monsters are very old, we are also old fashioned?

Monsters from foreign lands will be most welcome guests, written in their own language, or English, or both.

And of course, if you have helped to free Manchester's monsters, you will never be troubled by SKRIKER or BOGGART or me, or any other monsters, for the rest of your days.
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shellsuit





Jun 21 2009 10:04 PM

You turned up and tuned in.Ta for making the effort.Stay in touch as we march towards medium sized gigs in Peterborough on a tuesday night .
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Feb 29 2008 12:35 AM

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Feb 29 2008 12:32 AM

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Feb 29 2008 12:29 AM

At last, more monsters.
If you need more details or individual monster images please send me a message with your email and I'll attach all the Jpegs of these scanned pieces of work.
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All Seeing Adam





Oct 4 2007 1:37 PM

Nice one monster dude cheers for adding
york road chorlton





Aug 26 2007 9:25 PM

hey these monsters are,nt really that bad you know just been talking to the gay biker monsters at pride this weekend they didnt scare me
Christian loves vicky!





Aug 21 2007 5:08 PM

fatwatter says that the sand being dumped on urbis will force him and the other monsters to go crazy and destroy manchester, regain what is rightfully theirs!!!!! the sand must be stopped blog on my profile!!
Cookson





Aug 5 2007 7:46 PM

Spindlebaum....weaving a devious web of r'n'b styled choonage whilst blowing bubbles in Orbit gum, and leaving the remenence of past conquests written in the condensation on the single-decker Stagecoaches from Stockport. Nasty breed this one, can randomly hurl chips at the back of your head. Now being spotted at Picadilly Gardens consuming a Gregg's cheese and onion pasty with it's spindly, gold-embellished soverieign mitts
jamjam23 or ben





Jul 20 2007 4:33 PM

Speljbum - Lives on fairfield street.
Speljbum appears just as you notice you have walked too far down fairfield street at night. He emerges from the cracks in the pavement and turns you round to face the sun of manchester.
co-operative food stores





Jul 18 2007 10:42 AM

Kashelquestor.
He lives under the co-op hq in manchester eating mindberries. When liberated he appears in supermarkets and takes over the minds of the people in the queue in front of you, making them pay by cheque or in pennies and will always make them take ages packing.
Looweesie





Jul 14 2007 2:26 PM

mooweesey
is a purple furry, squidy monster with fur measuring 15 inches.
very easily distracted by bright things, or interesting sounds.
extremely friendly and silly creature with extra long arms for hugs and tickling.
likes a good story book. colourful pictures and a good boogie in town.
does not like chilli beans or pollution
Future Underground





Jul 9 2007 7:50 PM

Silver Dave
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Silver Dave is a very small monster, from Chorlton, who loves crisps. Silver Daves are small monsters who begin their lives entertaining children. Sadly, as the children grow up, Silver Dave gradually fades into nothing, becoming invisible. As they fade to nothing, no-one knows whether Silver Daves continue to exist, but are invisible, or actually slip out of existance.
ManchesterMusic.Co.Uk





Jul 8 2007 9:44 PM

You're mad you are - and all of YOU are too !...keep up the oddness..

x
MM
Dave





Jul 8 2007 9:32 PM

Erraticus

Erraticus used to live by Maine Road Manchester but recently moved to Sport City. Sometimes happy, mostly sad, can be thrilling, can be soul destroying but never a dull moment in his life. Known for his great sense of humour which he injects into his thousands of loyal mancunian friends who visit some Saturdays. Made in Manchester and enjoys the blue moon rising over the “B” of the bang. Dislikes the colour red and southern accents so be warned!
Tom in the bodega





Jul 8 2007 1:55 AM

Aron Bee is a terrible monster that rides the Manchester to Hulme bus and plays a terrible unknown subgenre of RnB and garage music on his mobile phone speaker. I hate him. Can I say c**t?
BELLE OF LES BOIS





Jul 5 2007 10:42 PM

My monster is Hatchet, who was originally a native of Idaho, USA, where she once guarded not one, but several cottonwood trees in Cottonwood Canyon, just outside of Boise...She was feared by lovers who visited the cottonwoods--she believed that the couples would breed, producing more humans, and more trees would be cut down to make room for them...She would chase them away with a hatchet, hence her name...For many years it was generally believed she was a man (what's new--they get credit for most things ;-)) especially since no one ever managed to get close enough to see one way or the other...Driven out of Cottonwood Canyon, Hatchet somehow ended up in Chorlton Water Park, off Maitland Avenue, and particularly likes chasing underage drinkers who loiter near the childrens play area and people on quad bikes. Here's a handy hint for a safe journey around the park-- she does not chase anyone who hugs trees.
Christian loves vicky!





Jul 5 2007 9:42 PM

the fatwatter is the manchester monster of sloth. he has recently invaded the triangle and stolen all of the mountain dew!!!!!!!!!!!


hes very nasty and loves to give people dead arms while they atempt hardcore parcore and skateboarding tricks. he hates it whenever people have fun and run around and if you touch him you become instantly sleepy. he is very confused about urbis because of the emos whos mood never seems to stay the same, for example i can go from sleeping to climing a tree and bak 2 sleep in under 5 minutes. his treee was a huge willow the size of the hilton, which is where he now resides. it killed all trees surronding it and cast a huge shadow over the city making people sleepy whenever the whee covered by it. mountain dew was the only defence to the evil powers of the nasty fatwatter and qwe neeed it bak!!!!!! MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!

hehe monster
Sara Violetta





Jul 1 2007 4:47 PM

Schlupp can usually be found in the Cathedral Gardens area. I'm not too sure what he looks like under the ooze, mud and moss. He used to live in the swamps at the confluence of the Irk and the Irwell, and got cheesed off when people went and built over it. He now lives, as mentioned, in and around Cathedral Gardens and delights in loosening paving slabs on wet days so that a jet of cold and muddy water is sent squirting up the legs of people who tread unwisely. He really likes it when the person concerned had made a particular effort with their appearance that day. If you hear sniggering when this happens, but can't see anyone around, it's Schlupp.

He quite likes the Emos who hang out at Urbis/Cathedral Gardens, as he appreciates their sense of humour, and quite likes slurping up the spilled vodka. Schlupp is quite well-disposed to people who offer him a libation, and so they're not likley to get squirted. He's rather fond of cheap sherry and cider, too, having got a taste for that when the punks used to hang out outside the Corn Exchange.
Seán





Jun 26 2007 5:14 PM

The Whistling Grizzler is a tall, hairy and entirely invisible monster which has been known to be heard rather than seen (obviously, duh!) on the environs of Lever Street. He can be recognised by his flute-like sounds which float across the aether in a not-entirely-melodic fashion. The deaf can usually spot him from the trail of people rubbing their bruises after bumping into things whilst looking around for the souce of the bum notes.

He does occasionally manage an entire tune.

Thanks for the add, by the way.

Love,
Seán
slow like honey





Jun 23 2007 10:46 PM

Monster Sir Grungington-Smythe lurks beneath Market Street, occasionally showing his annoyance by belching fetid fumes out through the litterbins and mixing up the shoes in Primark.
dj e-jit





Jun 18 2007 12:38 PM

Briquoth has livid terracotta scales and compound eyes and slithers round the Trafford Road Bridge and any spare corner of townland or CPO neglected terraced back alleys looking for a place to sink bloodsucking antlers under a community to drain it dry and spit it out empty, hollow and disjointed.
Its natural enemy is the pea green midget Offdakob, a hairy boggartlike Manc puddle causer tempting rain with foundation holes to fill, submerging and disintegrating Briquoth's roots of discontent.
(sadly Offdakob was dozing while the Beetham Tower was forced on us...)
Manchester Steve





Jun 7 2007 1:18 PM

Huggable Toesucker resides on Thomas St, just outside tv21. He is a friendly monster and feeds by suckling the toes of beautiful ladies in sexy shoes.
michael





Jun 1 2007 5:48 PM

I am the Waspworm and I reside under Chorlton Green. My raison d'etre is to drive all the Yuppies out of Chorlton, and bring the Plebs back to their rightful homes in the village. The Plebs are more fun, they have good tastes in music and know how to dance. The Yuppies talk shite, and drive up the price of beer - get ye gone, ye scoundrels!
Not Part Of Manchester International Festival





May 31 2007 5:14 PM

Thanks for being Not Part Of.

It's going to be a great summer
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