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The Freemartins
Rock / Pop Punk / Rock

Scientifically Engineered to Rock



PORTLAND, Oregon
United States

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Member Since12/15/2005
Band Websitehttp://www.thefreemartins.com
Band MembersDr. Skipp Seriously -
Vocals/Drums
Thadeus P. Thordenfelt III -
Drums/Vocals
Tobe Anderson -
Lead Guitar/Backing Vocals
Tom DICK DICK Smith -
Bass
Barbara Allen -
Vocals

InfluencesBourbon, Beatles, Weezer, Green Day, Beer, Nirvana, The Cars, Janes Addiction, More Bourbon, Mike Patton, Gwar, Soul Coughing, Fair Death....

There's more but this should confuse you enough...
Sounds LikeBeer and Bourbon infused Rock 'n Roll!

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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Dec 4 2009 9:00P
Warehouse 101 North Bend, Oregon
Dec 5 2009 8:00P
Warehouse 101 North Bend, Oregon

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We do too!! To make it happen just email Jaime Cooley ( jaime@947.fm ) to request a track. Recommended tracks (without naughty words) are Sarah Says, Supervillain, or 2 Little Words. Or you can call the request line at 1.888.777.0947



THE FREEMARTINS ORIGINS: HOW TO MAKE ONE MEAN BAND
It's been a long, hard road that The Freemartins have traveled to get to where they are today. Theirs has been a journey littered with the detritus of the American Dream: onelegged hookers, monster hangovers, nights in jail, street fights, airbag deployments, broken windmills, regular shots of penicillin, and at least one possibly rabid iguana with a serious case of ADD. Yes, the Rock 'n Roll lifestyle has been tough on these four Portlanders, and with the rising cost of cheap thrills and liver transplants, it doesn't look like it's going to get any easier for them in the near future. But what the hell, that's what the Rock is all about. These boys aren't about to back away from the fight, put down the bottle, hock their instruments, and go snuggle up to the bosoms of their respective mothers; your mother's bosom, maybe, but certainly not theirs. No way. These guys are the real deal. Under various band names, every one of them has put in more than ten years of hard time on Portland's music scene, where they have demonstrated personal staying power, garnered widespread praise from critics and fans alike, and earned some serious street cred in the process. In short, they have paid their dues and then some, and fate has yet to wipe the maniacal grins from their faces.

The Freemartins were first formed in the fall of 1998, and their hard-to-define Funk/Rock/Pop sound became famous for lighting more than a few asses on fire at clubs all across the Pacific Northwest. The ruckus generated at these drunken all-night booty shakes landed them some glowing reviews in music publications such as The Rocket, Two Louies, and Jam Magazine, not to mention stirring up a lot of chatter on the net. They even received a nod of recognition from none other than Erik Johnson of Parliament. Since then, they have trimmed down the band somewhat and moved away from the Funk, favoring the more straightforward one-two punch of red-hot, in your face Rock 'n Roll. After a short hiatus forced on them by their drummer's car accident and the temporary absence of their bass player, The Freemartins have come out of their corner swinging. With spot-on harmonies, intelligent lyrics, driving guitar, wicked hooks, and asshole-tight rhythm, I guarantee that these boys have the chops to knock your jaw to the floor.



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My Own Black Eye Portland Street Team

Portland Street Team



Dec 7 2009 6:07 PM

Thanks for the add!
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Strangeletter

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Nov 16 2009 2:16 AM

Hey, we're playing at the Ash Street Saloon.....Nov 22nd....CDs WILL BE available!!.....also, we'll have music available at CDBaby.com and iTunes, soon......hope to see ya there....
Jason

Jason Provencio



Nov 8 2009 10:09 PM


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Love all of life's Creations
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GLAD TO BE YOUR FRIEND, HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL AND AMAZING DAY. STRIVE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SOMEBODY'S LIFE TODAY, YOU'LL FEEL AMAZING AND REAP GREAT BLESSINGS!

Jason Provencio
Ropin The Moment

Ropin The Moment



Oct 30 2009 8:49 PM

happy halloween
Captain Ron

Ron Carpenter



Oct 26 2009 12:34 AM

I feel like I want to sleep for a week.  Tobe, I'll call you on Wed.
Jason

Jason Provencio



Oct 19 2009 4:41 PM

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Mike Helms and the Nefarious Clyde’s



Oct 4 2009 3:05 AM


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Strangeletter

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Sep 30 2009 6:16 AM

Thank you for all the support.......here's a little reminder of our show at the FEZ.....Oct 4th.....CDs should be available!!!...... Photobucket
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Sep 29 2009 2:55 AM

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Jul 12 2009 7:22 AM

are you excited for addy to move?i wasnt for keifer but i guess yesterday he went to go visit and refused to back to the 2s and stayed with sharen the hole day! i think addy will do fine because she is very sassy so the bigger kids wont pick on her:)she moves monday? you gonna be able to help her out? did you ever start on them online survey things i told you about? i hope you did, i just another check, this was for $237 from 2 weeks ago. if you didn't yet, pshhh, get on it; i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is again:

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i guess we'll talk later, i want me some food!
Taste of Asia Bar

Taste asia Bar



Jul 12 2009 2:04 AM

skip, you guys interested in playing at Taste of Asia again? let me know. Tom
DDJ (needs a Bass Player in SLC)

DDJ (needs a Bass Player in SLC)



Jul 9 2009 6:05 PM

Thanks for being our friend. Hit us up and let us know how you're doing!
ready to rock

Jean-guy pichoustre



Jun 29 2009 1:45 PM

Metal your head!!!






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Jun 26 2009 4:19 PM

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Jun 18 2009 12:36 PM

JOIN US FOR OUR FIRST TIME IN VANCOUVER, WA! WE'LL BE AT THE ICEHOUSE THIS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, JUNE 19TH AND 20TH. IT WILL BE ONE OF ONLY TWO PORTLAND AREA DATES THIS SUMMER!


THE ICEHOUSE

7804 NE HWY 99

VANCOUVER, WA 98665


SHOWTIME IS 8PM

21 AND OVER

ready to rock

Jean-guy pichoustre



Jun 8 2009 12:12 PM

Our first album "King of the Universe " is available on Brennus website!
YESSSSS! A fucking metal album !
Enjoy yourself and get on with it !
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DDJ (needs a Bass Player in SLC)

DDJ (needs a Bass Player in SLC)



May 31 2009 8:50 PM

Thanks for being such a good friend and for your support.

Untyd

Untyd



May 13 2009 9:56 PM

you guys want to do a show with us at Maguffys Sat 30th
ShamWOW!

ShamWOW!



May 7 2009 9:22 PM

you guys rock! i want to hear time warp
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May 4 2009 7:22 PM

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Smoochknob

Smoochknob



Apr 23 2009 11:31 PM

Smooch family please pass this on
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Smoochknob invited you to:

7th Annual PIMPS & HO'S BALL

When:
Friday, May 08, 2009
9:00 PM to 2:30 AM PDT


Where:
Dantes
1 SW 3rd ave
Portland, Or 97201



Smoochknob's 6th Annual Pimps & Ho's Ball
Friday May 8th, 2009 @ Dantes Downtown Portland

Featuring LIVE performances by:
Smoochknob
The SmoochGirls
Sinnergy &
Wayne Gacy Trio

Last year Ron Jeremy hosted; This year special surprise guest host ;)

- Smoochknob

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Captain Ron

Ron Carpenter



Apr 16 2009 6:10 PM

I think what we should do is open a Vesuvius in P-town.
eulalia

Eulalia eulalia



Apr 10 2009 5:46 PM

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