Paul Ryan

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  • Paul Ryan

  • 30 / Male
  • Los Angeles, California, US

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Richfield, MN
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 10" / Average
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Olympic Champion

Schools

  • University Of Wisconsin-Superior

    • Superior,Wisconsin
    • Graduated: 2001
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Journalism
    • Minor: Mass Communications
    1998 to 2001
  • Richfield Sr.

    • Richfield,Minnesota
    • Graduated: 1997
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1994 to 1997

Companies

  • Houston County News

    • La Crescent, MN US
    • Reporter/Photographer
    4/02 - 8/05
  • Fox Studios

    • Los Angeles, CA US
    • Production Assistant
    7/06 - present

Interests

  • General

    Live music, photography, writing, journalism, boozing, sketch comedy, acting like a moron, and various random activities I see on TV and foolishly try to mimic.
  • Music

    All the kids like indie rock, and I'm one of the kids.
  • Movies

    It's not that I don't have time to fill out all these ridiculous little "I like things" sections, it's just that I don't care.
  • Television

    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, 30 Rock, Entourage, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Sarah Conner Chronicles, Little Britain, Black Books, and anything with Rowan Atkinson.
  • Books

    Authors: Mike Royko, Hunter S. Thompson, David Sedaris, Alan Dugan, Jack Kerouac, and too many others to list. Favorite Book: "Confederacy of Dunces" by John Kennedy Toole. Also, "Poems Seven" by Alan Dugan is an amazing book of poetry.
  • Heroes

    Anyone who actually enjoys their job.

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About me:

I was born in Richfield, MN, a city which ironically has neither riches nor fields. My childhood was surprisingly molestation-free. At the age of 18, I grew bored of the suburbs and left to attend college at the equally boring University of Wisconsin-Superior.

After four years of heavy drinking, I woke up in a gutter with a bad hangover, a degree in journalism, and an unprofitable desire to perform theater. I made plans to audition for Second City in Chicago. Three months and mounds of debt later, I reluctantly took a newspaper reporter job near La Crosse, WI.

I spent four years being miserable in La Crosse, but having been molestation-free in my childhood, I was actually able to bounce back from adversity. I made plans to move to Los Angeles, because no one ever fails in Los Angeles. I dreamed every night of my destiny as a 28-year-old production assistant.

I'm now a temp at Fox Studios. Sometimes my paycheck smells like pee. For those interested in hiring me, please don't forget that unlike most candidates in L.A., I was not molested as a child, and therefore will not have self-esteem issues or violent mood swings. Thank you for your time.

www.dailyramblings.com | www.mrpaulryan.com

Who I'd like to meet:

People who won't punch me in the face.

Comments

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  • Sep 27 2009 6:01 AM

    I see that you dont accept adds from bands, but i really hope you consider adding my band The Rajing Clues, because we started the band because of your amazing articles in the Reader. it says so on the page.
    I also i would rather eat Dennis Anderson's taupe like a steak than watch the Emmeys.
  • Sep 18 2009 2:36 PM

    Thanks for the add! You are super awesome!!!!!!!! Look forward to you in the Reader every week!
  • Aug 29 2009 5:23 PM

    Thanks for the add!
  • Aug 19 2009 7:50 PM

    Nm just new pics wat have u been up 2
  • May 25 2009 8:34 PM

    Love the new picture- sexy as always! =)
  • May 7 2009 9:06 PM

    .....someone give Paul a job, please.
  • Apr 4 2009 6:49 AM

    dig the new Reader articles lol. Keep up the good work bud.
  • Feb 16 2009 2:18 AM

    Can't wait to see you with a horrible, icky beard! =) I look forward to the next episode...
  • Jan 3 2009 10:28 PM

    You have the best monkeys ever. Thanks for that. =)
  • Jan 3 2009 10:15 PM

    Ha! They aren't blacked out here either! Neh-neh-neh-neh-neh-NEH!!! So THERE!